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Saturday, September 16, 2023

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
  2. Matt avatar
    I don’t think Maeve should be drinking beer cullen
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    She asked for it bro
  4. Matt avatar
    Oh it’s fine then
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s more like it
  6. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1702783774482653269
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Same tho what of it
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Nothing like waking up and picturing Rodgers getting railed by a dolphin
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    Anyone else all hoened up from that Boebert video?
  10. Matt avatar
    Juice my beetle
    2
  11. Matt avatar
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/superloafcat/status/1702878014885769350?s=46
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    Let me know what beer and alcohol rooms you end up at later
  15. I’m busy until mid/late afternoon but then would like to hang
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m going to be at either 🖕🏻
  17. Or 🖕🏻
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone else 3 shids deep today?
  19. Matt avatar
    Working on it
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m only one down
  21. But I’m about to crush another big coffee
  22. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Those with children, if you are rearing without spousal support, what do you do with the kids when you gotta shid?
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
    Put them somewhere safe
  24. And shid away
  25. Matt avatar
    Shit with the door open
  26. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Run out with your pants down when you hear screaming
    2
  27. Cullen Conway avatar
    Man this got immediate responses
  28. Clearly a question the boys were hankering to be asked
  29. Matt avatar
    Well I am shidding right now it’s basically AMA time
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So bring ‘em in and make ‘em watch isn’t kosher?
  31. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I just tandem pooped with Hartley
    2
  32. Kosher
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Savage
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m getting great notes here, guys
  35. Plenty of sentiment for my book on child rearing
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
  37. Meinkrapft
  38. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/BarbersChairNet/status/1703085712164155804
  39. Deion losing his mind seeing the rock is kind of wholesome
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol I don’t even know what to make of that
  41. Matt avatar
    President Commacho is going to be a reality
    Evan Bbbender
  42. Daniel Miller avatar
    Gentlemen (and Evan), for tomorrows afternoon evening games we will be serving pork shoulder sliders . Come and park take anytime after 1 and bring something edible
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Jar of cum it is
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    JOC
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    BYOC
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    BYOJOC
    Evan Bbbender
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Any ideas about today evan?
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
  49. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/NEKP4RON/status/1673724193823678464
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle DerrickAny ideas about today evan?
    Do you wanna come to tabor with us in a bit? We’re going to bike to Laurelhurst at 4 as well
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I gotta be home by like 345 latest. You’re just going to the park?
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle you wanna come fuck my widdle mouf?
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah we’re gonna walk up tabor probably park at the bottom but we’ll be done around 2ish
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hmm. Perhaps meeting up afterwards would be better
  55. I guess lmk when you done at tabor
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    K sounds good
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    Since landing in Portland, this is the only correspondence Billy had had with me
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    2
  59. Cullen Conway avatar
    I feel a shid coming on
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Creamy dick
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes, creamy dick
  62. “Whether it was the excitement of seeing a much-anticipated production or the natural anxiety of being in a new environment, I genuinely did not recall vaping that evening” - Me after the last hurrah
  63. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 🖕