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Thursday, September 14, 2023

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
  2. Matt how pissed would you be if I sent Lena Dunham to your home
  3. Matt avatar
    I’m not sure I would recognize her
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    Well she’d be the one who isn’t Dame or Jen
    Evan Bbbender
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hazel?
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1702076167644205504?s=46
  7. The bills are going to hate fuck this team so hard
  8. Matt avatar
    Inshallah
  9. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/MikeKATU/status/1702319455999832453
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    We got the best merhheads
  11. Meth
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    For scale these are not large boats lol
  13. They’re at a minimum 9 feet and no larger than 24 feet
  14. I converted from meters so don’t @ me
  15. They’re also bright fucking orange so i don’t think you can exactly play it incognito
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s why it’s awesome someone was cracked out enough to steal one
  17. Like what’s your end game
  18. Matt avatar
    A good time before going back to jail
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Their end game is rescue
  20. It’s a rescue boat
  21. They’re going to rescue themselves
  22. From Babylon
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/adamlevitan/status/1702341489794445544?s=46
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Also
  25. Friday hoen check
  26. Daniel Miller avatar
  27. We also need a Sunday hoen check
  28. Lotta hoen to check right now
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    There is a lot of hoen to go around
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    Cullen: Game time decision on hoen lunch Friday (expected to play), IN on Sunday hoen
    Daniel Miller
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a hoen
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    What time do we like for Sunday, or do we just need an all day free for all fuck fest come as you are
    Cullen Conway
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Maybe like 11? So like halftime of the morning games? Or just the afternoon games?
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I could be down for afternoon games
  35. Haven’t biked home from dans in a while
    Evan Bbbender
  36. Matt avatar
    Yeah I’m more likely for afternoon games since the Billies won’t be on
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ok, let’s do the afternoon games. We’ll do lunch, get the grill going, please bring footballs full of cheese
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s do afternoon games?
    Daniel Miller
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone trying for fun in the sun on Saturday?
  40. Max Lieberman avatar
    Working all weekend but perhaps some Hoen tomorrow
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bummer
  42. Max Lieberman avatar
    Agreed
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I could fun in sun
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Always an option
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dick Rick
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oh boy. Oktoberfest szn
  47. How long for Leavenworth and infected elbow bursitis
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  49. Nice
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I remember that 69
  51. Barely
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
    That was a Henny 69
  53. I ordered a round of Henny shots and told the bartender to give me the barnacles discount and he’s like that’s not a thing man
  54. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Only for champs bro
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Speaking of, I sure could go for getting absolutely annihilated on shrooms again
    2
  56. Losing my credit card in holmans
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Man I really wish I went
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You missed a grand last hurrah
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 cumpleaños
    Max Lieberman
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Not sure how it went to cumpleaños from cum, but I like it