Friday, May 12, 2023

Bogo at Steam tonight

Nobody fucks like the boys at steam

If you don’t know, then you aren’t gonna get one

It better not just be a fuck water

Fuck water is always bogo

This for Matt

Bruh I said palpatine vibes

THAT WAS ME

Let’s go to hooters tomorrow

Is it still open?

No 🫤

Acropolis lunch

My mom dated a guy in the 90s who used to do that

As he called it “lunch with a view”

He later died of a heroin overdose

True story

Nothing like eating some beef and looking at some beef curtains

Wake up and smell the pebis people

Who wants to play hooky and get drunk all day?

Hmmm

Well…

I do but that must include lunch

No food

Alcohol only

Maybe speed

The best I can do is hoen lunch followed by day drinking

Coward

Creamy mcFUCK

Coward

Do it evan

Fuck ass sick

Dick, excuse me

Lose 70 pounds in 30 days using this one simple trick

Sure is Hoen outside

Hello may I speak to a Mr Hoeny Boy?

Hoeny boi speaking

Do we have a hoen count to reserve our glory holes?

1 hoen here

No Hoen from me today

Sad

https://twitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1657035032777617408?s=46

Also

I proposeth

Bigs chiggen for lunch

Congrats on becoming one of Gods children Cullen

Bigs sounds heavy to me at the moment

Please congratulate Maeve as well

Maeve was already one

What about blutos on Belmont

Mediterranean

I like how stew wanted in as well

Yeah he was enthralled

Sorry if you get to book 7 in the series you will find out stew is NOT one of gods children

spoiler alert

Bro

Don’t shoot the messenger (of god)

BUT WHAT ABOUT BLUTOS

Wasn’t feeling strongly opinionated on blutos was hoping other HOENY BOYS would speak up. Max are you hoen today? Where is Dan this morn

Hmm I could do shalom y’all but never tried blutos

I did get fomo yesterday and ordered the Zoldo game

Same

Zoldo

You buy a switch?

Tarp

Yarp

Probably not a great decision but whenever

Whatever

Very nice

Gotta spend money on something

It will surely

But did you get smash too?

Narp

What time for Hoen lunch? I could do some chiggy or blutos potentially

Nice. I think that’s kind of dependent on when dan can hoen at the moment

I think you mean Wen hoen?

Sorry, thank you

When Hoen?

Wen hOn

I’m flexible

I don’t think I’m flexible there, I must talk about cum

I’m for either but I want someone to stick their fingers up my ass like sauce Gardner

https://twitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1657035032777617408?s=46

Like this

We already did that this morning

Without me?!

Dan can we try blutos or are you gonna force shalom y’all

BLUTO IT IS FUCKBOIS

Meet there at 12:15?

cum

Cum it is

Cumitatus

For all you Latin buffs

What’s another 15 minutes

Let’s do 12:30

But my video game isn’t here yet so that’s like another 15 mins of real work

Just watch YouTube videos of people playing zoldo

No I’ve been purposely not watching zoldor streams today

Have you considered just spending some quality time watching CSPAN?

No I’m edging until Amazon sends me my Zoldo

Bring yours over here we can race

Speedrace-u

May have to bike it’s so nice out

Duh

That will also increase my drinking threshold

I wish I had a bike

On a side note, Cullen

I’m getting a new motorcycle soon so you can once again ride on the back whilst I thrust vigorously into the air

Thank you

yw

Guys still wanna meet at 12:30 or do we wait till 12:45

Is there anywhere close to there for a pre drink drink?

Dan

Honestly I might should cancel too

I reckon

As such

The blue balls happening right now

Same excuse as Dan

V sorry for bluto balls

What the fuck just happened

Ok matt you still wanna get lunch or should we throw in the towel

Hmmm

Well that showed up so now I don’t know

Alright fuck it hoen lunch is CANCELLED this week

I do need lunch though

And my liver wants booze

OK ITS BACK ON

LETS JUST GO TO BLUTOS

I CAN LEAVE NOW

Fine I’m leaving now too gonna stop at green front for a j

That works

On bike naturally

Samesies

I’m here

Kermit voice

Talkywacker

Im at kayos

Where y’all

Afternoon drinker at my place?

Guys

Let’s drink

I know you’re lying kyle

Tallywacker

Max don’t make us come to your house and drink your liquor

Come to my house and slonk my hog

Kyle do you actually want to drink

Or are you a COWARD

I laid out my terms earlier and you rejected then

Uuuung

Hero

I’m alone and horn in my dark basement

Pics or gtfo

So where y’all slonking dranks?

This ☝️

Belmont station

Belmonte

Ugh. Not a fan

You want to meet?

Belmont Beer

I’d be down to bike somewhere to meet just not super into belmont station

Laurel burst?

The planet or the movie?

The movie or the planet****

The park

Peninsula park

That’s the move

I’m at Belmont station idk about peninsula park

Yeah I assumed that would not land

I just took a widdle shid

Okay well I’m done with work

I was gonna say I’m ready to cum but I just came

What area of park? I will roll up

I would enjoy some park time tomorrow afternoon if people are into it

Kyle come

Dans juggling

That’s what my ass looks like

But paler and hairier

Leaving now

Bring Jenny

Bring the boot

If I drove down now would yall be there for a bit?

Yes come now

Yes

Bring the boot

M Horning

420 driving

That is sick

HOF worthy