Saturday, May 6, 2023

Anyone else taking shrooms for cinco?

Naturally

Yes

I’m getting gay

And dead?

Oh my yes

I’m about to make nachos and tamales and drink mezcal

The mezcal is illegal too

I’m making mushroomed mini crunchwraps

And listening to cumbia

One of the few genres of music that includes cum

Sounds great

A widdo mouf speaks
I hear not a word of it
It is made to fuck

Banger

Thx

Piso mojado

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1654683225040535560

https://twitter.com/cameronwilson/status/1654706046353694720

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1654742285844635648

yooo elon goin mask off today

https://twitter.com/GoodPostReilly/status/1275190603953864705

Jesus this is bad

The camera appears to be aimed at the white on Hispanic bar but that’s not what’s represented in the viewing frame and that’s bugging me

https://twitter.com/thesopranosclub/status/1654792252059705344?s=46

Mercedes and I will probably join y’all at laurelhurst tonight Evan

Hell yeah except it’s at Hollywood

Pine mart

It is not actually at pine mart

Great. 6?

Hwhat are you seeing?

Beau gets domed out

It’s 6:30 I believe…

I think I will also join

I will not join

Oh shit we got a crew

Y’all want to bet on the fucking horses?

What horses, T

Kentucky ducky

Jesus is that today

🖕

Are you having a derby party Cullen I’m sure Amanda and Maeve would love it

Yeah dude

Mint juleps for all

We could make a pot and use a random number generator to assign horses to ourselves

But it may not be as fun to do virtually

Nah

Ok

It’s a nice idea but it’s gotta be in person imo

K

Yeah you really need the liquor and dressing up as an old timer racist for the proper experience

Don’t forget the pappy van winkel

I don’t think that’s a derby drink

Unless they make a bourbon

They love that shit at the Kentucky derby

The van winkles are big Kentucky socialites

I read some stupid book at heathers house while I was bored as fuck one winter called pappy land

I thought that was scotch whiskey brand

Interesting

https://twitter.com/criminalsimpson/status/1654896649607553025?s=46

I thought the point of pappys is it’s expensive so that tracks for the derby

Yeah it’s for the southern socialites to sip upon and reminisce about the good old days of the confederacy

Highway to the hoeny zone

Preach it baby

https://twitter.com/iluminatibot/status/1654307088598810626?s=46

Big keel vibes

Leel

Yeah for some reason I had it my head that pappy was scotch and not bourbon

We should buy empty pappy bottles and refill them with swill for resell

Get money

Not a bad idea there kyle but needs more Chatgpt

It’s been done

https://twitter.com/ledgerstatus/status/1654931141554520064?s=46

Back up qb in the nfl is a great career

Mr. Mint Julep Tip

I think we saw one of these with the handlebars down at the moto show

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1981-honda-motocompo-12/

Yeah there was 2 of them

So sick

Wild they still sell for over 6k they must be rare

Yeah that’s gotta be the only reason why

https://twitter.com/nocontexthumans/status/1654868413980852231?s=46

420 coronate my hog

We’ll colonize your anus instead

My cum hurts

I don’t believe it but now my water dish is chafing me

Cullenize his anus