Friday, May 5, 2023

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Dan will you start a shower food review?

That’s already been done though

What about doing it while shidding?

What about a food review at steam?

Even better

Food from the bottom

Hope on top

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Kyle will you wear this around if I cop it for you?

No

But I will cum

Will you wear one that says I have a condom full of cum in my asshole?

No

I am anti condom

Great now I’m Hieny

Wait kyle are you buying Aerosmith tickets tomorrow?

Lol you figured it out.

No I’m not but that’s why

Where Hoen lunch?

Kayos

11:30

Major cum

How many genders are there?

Why are you like a pokemon trainer? Gotta fuck em all

The correct answer is “idk I just got here “

Kayos is weird and doesn’t seat us until we are all there

So try to aim for 11:30

Sounds too strict for me I’m out

You were out already bruv

Yeah won’t be there until noon

Shall we push Hoen to noon?

Yes

Dan should we get a beer next door and wait for max?

I will join this beer

Excellent

Where beer

We could bang bang eem and Kayos lol

I’ve always wanted to do that

Or Kayos would likely or should let us have a beer while we wait for Mr. max

They like to force people to hurry up and eat but we could smash some starters

A classic

Caught earlier bus and will arrive closer to 1145

Jimmy creamz

I’m almost there

I got a table, a hazy, and a tan tan taco for cinco de Mayo

Where is everyone? I’m at flying fish

Dan where Hoen

Dans probably still on a call

https://twitter.com/IdahoBones/status/1654555869231857670

Do dead men cum?

No that’s the big downfall of being dead to my understanding

Being dead - Pros: Not being alive. Cons: No cum

What about dead women, can they cum?

Funny you ask that kyle

Yeah?

Dead women are always cumming. No real cons to being dead for women IMO

Source?

The bible duh

Also why it’s important for cis men to get gender reassignment before death

Can confirm

What about non cis men? Why shouldn’t they get gender reassignment before they die?

Are you saying non cis men don’t deserve to be eternally cuming in death?

Kyle remember what a man raped Gwenda, she killed him during, his dead corpse came inside her, and she liked it

I stand corrected Kyle, I should not have singled out cis men

This is why there are no men in heaven

The cum rule

What?

It’s Ken Follett bro

Gwenda has an ugly face but a banging bod

Well I don’t remember that because I didn’t read it

Ahhhhh

That would make sense

But if Ken follet wrote it then I’m sure he spent time researching

So perhaps dead men can cum

Cancum, Mexico

So it doesn’t require a pulse to ejaculate?

Not if you’re super into it right before you die

What’s a good place between Doug for and my place to cum up on shrooms?

Union jacks

Too much beer curtain

https://twitter.com/ExileGrimm/status/1654567944737918976

https://twitter.com/HumansNoContext/status/1651587821243711494

Someone mailed me this whole ass insane book what a wast of postage

Oh shit I got that too

Oh good this is how we start a book club

7th day adventists

Great book club

Thank you for identifying the senders at least

I refused to google it lest they identify me further

I also got one

Already burnt publicly

Where the fuck is mine?

Sorry Cullen you are unworthy of this American gods love

https://twitter.com/minisversion/status/1654547445760622594

also she’s right and brave for saying it

420 fuck the british