Thursday, May 4, 2023

Are we working from benders house?

She certainly won’t forget to resign from her fucking job

All are welcome

Come one, come all*

*No Chinese or Hispanics

Yeah that’s probably true

How much cum could a cum boi suck if a cumboi could suck cum?

11

7

Wrong

The answer is todos

Missing your bros Cullen?

Can you imagine being a lonely dude smoking 15 cigarettes a day reading this article?

Imagine being a lonely cog god and smoking 2 packs a day reading that

I’m mainly saying 15 because the article specifically calls that out but yeah this prolly hits cog god in the gut

I’m thinking his smoking is a noble way to slowly kill himself

Maybe not noble but you know what I mean

More noble than his loneliness?

Definitely



My phone just recommended my stump photos

That sucked

Oooof

Lol

Still say we should have amputated

420 ow

Dark as hell this am

Thunder and lightning too

Cum on them tiddies too

https://twitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1654119570339184640?s=20

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2023/05/04/nation/clarence-thomas-had-child-private-school-harlan-crow-paid-tuition/

You love to see it

Do you?

Open corruption rules

I was being sarcastic mayt

Clearly this is fucked

Wow what an incredible offer! It’s so good I can’t seem to click through it

Bro that’s a $179 steal!

It’s down 99.5% you’d think it was a regional bank!

https://twitter.com/tacobort/status/1651397854278066177

IWC

My cum is also named bort

Any of you ever had such a good shid it made you cum?

Conversely, shid so good you cum?

How is that conversely?

Ohh

I meant cum so good you shid

Kayos H-lunch tomorrow?

Cullen trying to lure us to nopo

Kayos is a dank rainy day option

HOEN, HOEN!

Soooo? Matt are you amenable to this?

Looks rainy and I don’t have a car on hoendays that’s my only dilemma

Take the sewers

Take an Uber blacked.com

Blacked

Way to sneak that hyperlink in

He was just mistaking the search bar

https://twitter.com/cheeky_sillyguy/status/1653907816543842304?s=46

https://twitter.com/InternetH0F/status/1654182759252779011?t=pvf3kP7iA6P1f8kl48vX8g&s=19

Watch my pussy’s cum

Watch my pussies cum

Yes please

Wow

Great now Hoen

That’s a stackerino

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1654231956068941825?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

😂

“You wouldn’t believe this, the guy was an interior decorator”
“Interior decorator…his house looked like shit.”

Pine barons?

Ah the phish rhombus

Ahhh the sfogliadelle

It’s not dark

And it is good

But sure

I know a place!!

Kayos is dank though

Hm I don’t think I have anything off the top of my head

Matt in the interest of inclusion is there anywhere you’d go to

https://twitter.com/alixg_2/status/1654155183381782531?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

Funny you send that

Nice they have crack cocaine in addition to regular cocaine

Who smokes crack anymore? Haven’t people they heard of meth?

Also wtf is a “point”

I wish to go to pebis mchennys

Ok where is that

Steam for lunch? Count me in 🤩

Nobody fucks like the boys at steam

I bet they have a rockin buffet

Protein rich

I’m usually the buffet

You’re usually the buttfet

Leel

You want his buffet

You fucking gay

Duck sauce confirmed

https://twitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1654257862003027969?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

Feels like there is some Gay Davis potential here  

Commander fagot reporting for duty

420 Aerosmith

why aerosmith?