Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Yes

Go to the heart attack grill

Have a cigarette burger

A cigarette burger?

We walked by those fatties

What is a cigarette burger? Sounds GOOD

I made that up

But the heart attack grill will weigh you and if you’re over like 300 lbs you eat free

Wow thanks for crushing our dreams

Cullen and my friend Thomas made a cigarette pie in college

That is true

Did you eat it?

No

Nobody ate it

Was it baked with fresh cigs?

I do not recall…

It was baked with love though

Mercedes and I saw the lead singer of slipknot at an antique store

Statistically you were more likely to run into one of their drummers

It’s true

You recognize him unmasked?

I made a joke to the cashier that I was the drummer of slipknot and we were not on speaking terms

I did not recognize him but everyone else antiquing did

Slipknot on antiques roadshow when?

Hahaha

They said he bought something called a “vampire kit”

https://twitter.com/goth600/status/1645768796970565634?s=46

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/04/10/gop-bomb-mexico-fentanyl-00091132

Gotta nuke something

https://mobile.twitter.com/chaos_gpt

Super chill

Baby skynet

I mean there’s no way it wasn’t going to happen sooner or later

Idk how good it will be like they don’t have access to the source code there’s no github for these large language models is ther

I’m edging

Shit up

4 day bender > working

In case there was any doubt

Huh interesting

I’ll let you know how my 15 day bender goes in July

My hypothesis is that it is also better than working

Yes though it may unleash untold levels of misery once complete

Yeah I think the sweet spot for a bender is probably like 5-10 days

Yeah because those last 5 days I could be deep in the throes of Covid again

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645863107175284738?s=20

🤣🤣

LOL

Is it me or has it hailed way more than usual this spring?

I swear like a couple times a week for the past month

https://twitter.com/ShitPostCoin/status/1645874680593813519

I, for one, welcome our new ai anime waifu overlordss

420 owe daddy my cream is spicy

420 hentai

Cream takes the w

🖕

🖕🏽

Cream always takes the w

Do you think that anime ai generator could turn my bussy into anime?

With stablediffusion + controlnet you can do anything

I really am excited for the future of AI plugins for my video meeting apps so my coworkers can be sexy waifus