Saturday, February 18, 2023

420 puss

420 fuck if

I tried to go through laurelhurst on the way home but there was a murderous contingent of biketown thugs so I had to avoid it

Was matt part of it?

That’s his stomping grounds

Until he gets lost

Good call dodging the biketown bois

Just make sure you don’t run into them Kia boys on the detour

That’s not them Kia boys

It is though

I strongly dislike Kristin’s Thai sausage fried rice

Perhaps if you had gave me a chance to eat aZz I wouldn’t have to suck so much

And not a single one of you handled my 8x15er very well

OOPS

ALL HOENIES

Wait til I get my monkey bacl

No

https://twitter.com/DanCanobbio/status/1626789371419537411

Things you love to see

Dude went from like a 9 figure contract to getting knocked out constantly for dogshit $

That’s a terrible transition

All he had to do was not be a huge piece of shit

Is that the guy that threw his girl into a bathtub filled with guns?

https://twitter.com/pdxalerts/status/1626852201539981312?s=46&t=TwgOTgmXEsM2kiUx_XldWQ

Think she’s still out there?

I’ll find her

puss=hot

Checks my boxes

Those Saturday morning shids are the best

Always nice and edged

I’m edging right now bro

I’m on the toilet. Post shid, pre tushy

I don’t understand that phase

Like why don’t you go straight to tush?

Oh, you’ve explained this

If you tush now it will go up your azzhole

Yes, my gigantic shids gape my azz

So o need to wait out the gape

That’s a love

Do some azz kegels

No

I’m fine with my large asshole

Bigger the better bud

Max gets it

https://twitter.com/Harvarddoc32/status/1626611247641767936?s=20

Sorry son, we’re looking for a “single mama” man for our interior

The Greg Hardy effect

It's a bike and beer kind of day

Is anyone else trying 2 hoen?

https://twitter.com/2femcel2furlous/status/1626970047905243138?s=46&t=Fk3OSX4ntsxKuD7cWaPItg

https://twitter.com/DojaCat/status/1626615524519211008?s=20

Bangu

Is that doja cat?

Yes

Kyle do you require a poop knife?

So I don’t, but I’d like to see the shids that do

Because I’m wondering if maybe it’s the toilet itself that could make the poop knife necessary

Though I have had a couple log jams when the shid is massive and is perpendicular to the toilet hole

https://twitter.com/metaltxt/status/1626969419837763584

What do you do in a log jam? Stomp it down with your foot?

Used tp to reorient it and then flush

But a poop knife would be handy in that scenario

https://twitter.com/wapplehouse/status/1626771344581971972

XFL day boys whos got the game?

Is this the rock-owned iteration?

yes

I kind of don’t like the rock

Like he just makes awful movie after awful movie

Promoting them shamelessly as though they’re some incredible experience

He does only get bigger

Homie at the gym watching aoe2 stream on his iPad

That man is a king

Kind of boss tbh

Would be better if it was hentai

But then he would be copying me

Any good deadlift is done with full erection

Especially at my gym because it’s basically steam overflow

Anyone interested in Alabama creamer?

🙋🏼‍♂️

🧏🏻‍♂️

Veeery nice

Anyone else

Can you do one fajita style? If so, I’ll take one

You got it

Splendid

That’s a yum

Is that some lab?

Majora

Puss = hot

the now infamous theorem, P=H, was actually discovered by Kyle Derrick in 2023

Wow that’s dark matt

Anyone want to drink alcohol?

🤔

You?

I open to the idea, yes

Yeah

Thing is, we could go to a location and drink it at the same time

Thats absolutely ghoulish

Ok fine

Never mind

I mean I’m into it but we need to get the band together

I attempted that

Look lots of people aren’t active in this thread

It’s true

Id go to trough for a game of pool?

And fucking your dick and sucking piss out your butt

Who’s piss is in my butt?

I’ll need to suck it out to determine that

If you sucked piss out of my butt I bet you couldn’t guess it was dans

Sounds like murph is down with pool and big buck

I’ll let you know timing max

Adam asked if he should bring a roll of quarters

For fighting? Yeah

Suck puss out of my cunt