Sunday, February 19, 2023

420 cunt

420 fucking your dick and sucking piss out your butt

🖕🏻

Damnit!!!

Matt, I’m kind of in your hood. Want to get beer? Or anyone else
For that matter

Don’t think I can unless you’re gonna be over here for a while, we about to do dinner then I have to put the dude down

I’m at hoen

Probably not in that case

Where you at over here?

Currently I am walking on 82nd

Was at bbq

Bout to hit up pappys bar and grill

Go to that strip club

Well, there are a lot out there

But surely you can get a cheap over the pants handy

I haven’t seen a single strip club on 82nd

I just drove by one dude

I did a guy pick a sandwich off the ground and start eating it

It’s a few blocks north of Bag O Crab

I went south h

Why would I go north?

For bag o crab and tiddies

Tru

Are you drinking a corona light on the walk?

Then I’m fucking your suck

Think one of these massage parlors would do a happy ending?

Oh my yes

I think I’ve see a couple pros

Sucking

Your fuck

Not even kidding

Yes there are definitely hookers on 82nd at all hours of the day

Luckily I keep that thang on me

(My dick)

I’m in a self driving Tesla

It’s crashing

Any whores in there?

Evan, remember when that little dog pissed on you?

Lol, fucking loser

LOL

Yeah bro

Gottem

Kiss my hole, you woodland vole

Retreat from my meat, unkempt swine in foul heat

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hard-fork/id1528594034?i=1000600155879

The first 15 minutes of this are wild

We watched Infinity Pool last night

would mia goth be hotter if she had eyebrows?

You know I was d we inserting the same thing

Like does she shave her eyebrows like AJ soprano after a mudvayne show?

Real Pinky from ‘The Wall’ movie vibes

Also

Can’t believe that this movie was filmed after the Northman

He’s so much smaller

So I noticed at the end his plane ticket said 2018 and I wondered if it was shelved for years? I haven’t been able to confirm that thoug

Because that date certainly didn’t seem important to the plot

Yeah that’s what I had been thinking myself

But yea I noticed he looks smaller and younger so I was wondering about that

It’s like there is no way that guys body looks normal after the Northman

Nope I looked it up and it was shot in 2021. What a weird choice to make it 2018? Just pre-pandemic or something?

Yeah I guess I suppose tourism might have changed since then but I doubt it

Great movie

I don’t know about great but I was entertained

Eh I think there was something decently thoughtful about that movie

Seems to me like it’s a lot about the violence of tourism on small countries

Yea I enjoyed it, some of the characters were just a little over the top by the end

Definitely

But I liked seeing Mia goths tiddies

Yea she has a nice bod fer sher

I didn’t know Croatia was so pretty either

Well, it appears more tropical than I imagined?

Yeah man Croatia is beautiful and Mediterranean

It’s been transformed a lot by tourism a la something like Tulum over in the west

Anyone tryna rage today?

https://twitter.com/jesuslasupajew/status/1627103120990867459

Home is where the hoen is

I’m still waiting on my fajita style Alabama creamer

It’s coming, it’s coming don’t worry

https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1627368562372247553

Mmmm if you love Popeyes in Paris Lauren, then you’ll LOVE KFC in Jerusalem

:(

Me, after a gummy and 2 drinks

He’s cooler on twitter

:)

That tweet’s doin numbers

I decided it takes like an hour for the gummy to kick in

Look nobody likes my tweets it’s ok

Despite them being extremely humorous

It’s charity though

and thank you for that