Monday, February 20, 2023

Matts bbq ribs are delightful

Not a huge rib guy but they are the best I’ve ever had hands down

Fuck yeah

The outdoor seating and Broadway grill has a sharp disposal container

You eating at Broadway grill homie?

Shooting up

Thank you

Sad realization that I’m going to have to watch Mayo Pete campaign to be president for the rest of my stupid life

What a terrible reality

anyone work on an ultrawide monitor?

Narp

I work with an ultra wide dick

I know

I do

You like it?

And I’m pretty sure the one I bought was recommended by Dan

How big?

15”

Sorry, that’s Kyle’s big

Hog

I don’t remember, I think like 30?

Lol but evan denied that above

I’m into it as well

Look it doesn’t feel ultrawide but here we are

Kyle feels ultra wide

The one at my office is way wider bro

I’ll tell you that much

Kyle is ultra wide

So evan has a wide one at home and an even wider one at work but responded to Matt’s original question with a simple and false, “Narp”

Yeah I didn’t want to have an opinion so I lied

Get over it dickhead

Now that I will not stand for

Now that’s a hoenn I support

Hoeeen

Have you ever met a hoenn you don’t support?

Guys how can we conspire to bring the sun to Portland?

You must irradiate the earth

Or wait

Is that for nuclear winter

Guess we need to find out

Controversial opinion the sun disappearing almost completely for 4 months sucks

Yeah not sure I agree

Cum is weakness leaving the body

I must get strong

I think I’m gonna start a podcast about scrum. Which name is better: covered in scrum or mouthful of scrum?

Scrumslut?

covered in scrum

or scrumslut

Is every episode about how scrum sounds like cum?

More or less

It would be education about the framework filled with cum double entendres

https://twitter.com/klobstar/status/1627780747783245824?s=46&t=N-wZKUma0s8_VvJb7NRbdQ

I do not like this

It’s gross and stupid

So I enjoy

Okay hear me out

Door dash for sex

Have you seen who delivers your door dash orders bro?

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