Friday, February 17, 2023
174 messages from 6 senders:Evan Bbbender 52Kyle Derrick 40Daniel Miller 36Cullen Conway 26Matt 19Max Lieberman 1
420 blended dock
- Goddamnit
- Teehee
- https://twitter.com/drilbot_neo/status/1626407571887104000?s=46&t=gJ3jg8iiS5p-7ToDQumnQA2
https://twitter.com/numetal_moment/status/16263556189269565442- Now that’s what I call getting your ass skinned raw
- Watch out boys, severe Horningtons outbreak reported in Portland area
- https://twitter.com/deitaone/status/1626609533148704768?s=46&t=zwA2WyprgSTg9mgOuZam6Q
I’ve already been inoculated- This next iteration of ai chat with paid ads is going to be amazing
- A may be patient zero
- Shut up, Evan, we’re talking about the severe Horningtons outbreak
- Shut up
- Bitch
- But inoculation means that I always hoen
- Cullen Conway
Wet- Mildly threatening vibe from that pic
- w/that caption
- Anyone wanna happy hour later
- Yes
- That’s 1 fuck
- THATS 2 FUCKS
- Time, place, hoen?
- Prefer earlier
- Wherever I’m off all day but will probably be out until like 2
- Cullen what time works for you, 330 too early?
- I can’t remember the name of this place in NE that’s pretty good. Cullen got kicked out of there once2
- What area we talking
- You’re gonna have to narrow it down more than that, Dan
- I’ve been kicked out of a lot of places my man
- I could make 3:30 workDaniel Miller
- Kinda far away but Belmont station would be dank
- What else ya got
- I don’t have a lot
- Cullen where would you like to go
- I do like Belmont Station
- But if that’s too far from Dan I’m open to other shid
- Daniel?
- I just went there recently
- Way finder?
- Or does way finder suck?
- Wayfinder is alright
- It’s crowded and overpriced imo
- That’s preferred
- Ok, lets do Belmont stay
- Lol see everywhere in Portland
- Hell yeah
- Regarding crowded and overpriced
- Yeah except good old culmination
- Just overpriced
- Yeah overpriced everywhere just means it’s the right price
- Everything is overpriced, lets just drink beer in Cullens bar garageCullen Conway
- No let’s do Belmont station
- Because now I can extend my dog walk to my t tabor
- I have no dog in this fight
- Get gay
- Belmont it is
- So gay we all
- I just wanted to point out that beer at wayfinder is pretty much the same price as anywhere
- Kyle, just do what we all do and ignore Evan’s complainingCullen Conway
- It is
- It’s a great patio on a sunny day
- Good idea
- :(
- I just like to debate minutiae
- I am unlikely but since Belmont Station isn’t terribly far from here I’ll say tentative
- Just bring some shrooms and let’s get weird
- I mean it is approx shroom thirtyKyle Derrick
- Guys my Italian sex party tomorrow has been CANCELLED
- so consider me dth tomorrow (down to hoen)
- thanks a lot liberal scum
- I know nothing about Jordan Peterson and I think I’m good on keeping that door shutDaniel Miller
- That’s probably best for everyone
- Damn it feels like spring outside rn
- Cummy?
- Cum Bart, Cum
- Does anyone else work with incompetent people?
- Surely you are the only one
- I can’t tell if this lady on my team is incompetent or just like half assing it it hell
- Like I’m about to try and get her on a PIP
- Is she hot?
- Well she’s got a puss
- And puss=hot
- Alternatively, you could check her upper back and see if her switch is on “dumb and lazy”Kyle Derrick
- kyle you middle management scum let people slack off a bit
- If so, flip it to “smart and productive”
- Look, I love to slack off. But she is failing at her job.
- And most importantly, it’s making me have to do extra work
- Which is something I will not stand for
- There’s only one way to settle this
- A cum off
- I mean seriously though have you talked to her
- No.
- Not yet
- You should talk to her first if it’s complicating your work
- It’s the decent thing to do imo
- Yeah it is a complicated situation
- This is a classic and typical presentation of horningtons
- Late stage
- Do the right thing Kyle, pip her down, get the firing paperwork ready. I can tell you from personal experience, people only get more laz
- The last person I fired, my good friend David, disappeared off the face of the earth.
- Hes gone!
- No one I know has heard from him in months.
- I venmoed him $6.9 to see if he was ok
- spent on ladyboys
- why do unemployed software engineers love thailand?
- It has some of the best internet connectivity in the entire developing world
- It also has really cheap drugs
- There is just so much to love
- Is that the guy we did molly with?
- The very same!
- was that the same night you sucked Evan’s cock?Matt
- Nothing like getting good and dicked down
- If I recall we snorted molly in Evans condo at 2am and then smoked cigs indoors
- Tight
- Glad to hear that you later fired him and he is now “on sabbatical” MIA in Thailand
- You are right, must’ve have sucked it a different night.
- Yeah, not ideal.
- We ♋️ semi regularlyDaniel Miller
- Evan loves my fat chose
- Chode
- like a tuna can
- Bro
- It’s 8x15
- 15 wide?!
- What is your dick a birdhouse?
- What is this? 20 questions?
- is your dick larger than a breadbox?
- Seems super inconvenient
- Unless we’re talking a real grower here, that is a trick I would like to see
- Even being grower, it’s still a burden 😢
- Steam had to make me a custom gloryhole
- So going into a K hole at Steam doesn’t mean ketamine
- Let’s just say letter + hole at Steam can get b confusingMatt
- Y’all still going to Belmont beer?
- Not Belmont beer
- Belmont Station
- Yeah I know
- I am considering biking there
- Cuando?
- Meeting at 3:30 I believeDaniel Miller
- Belmont queer
- I’d bike
- I’m a pilot
- Why are so many police and armored vans driving past my house?
- That horningtons outbreak must’ve gotten out of handKyle Derrick
- I believe it has
- They was fucking one another
- It appears it has spread to Portland Maine
- We’re doomed
- The Last of Us (Hoeny Boys)
- Hoeny edition
- how do you stop an outbreak of hoeny
- Call Hillary Clinton?
- Get a fauci ouchie in your arseholeCullen Conway
- atomic weapons
- So we’re on for beer, yes?
- Should I aim for 3:30?
- Yes
- Yes
- Ok
- See you there
- I’ll bring my hog
- Aiming for 315
- Leaving now
- I’ll be closer to 330
- With traffic it’s 25 minutes for me