Friday, February 3, 2023

How does that intersect with the black history month police car?

420 black history cop

You guys cummin hard or hardly cummin?

https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1621303965018193921?s=46&t=S3djhJ8GvsU3YX8JzGo9Jg

This is actually pretty savage

https://twitter.com/GoodVibePolitik/status/1621227738605518848

109 Dems voted for this we’re never getting healthcare dawg

Just found this classic of when I accidentally didn’t change text streams with a new hire of mine - she was a week in and I was her supervisor. Not sure why I lied about Kyle being my brother.

Who here is interested in HH dump

Tomorrow

I was until you dismissed my text

Lol

Boys will be boys

I’m interested but only a couple on that list looked legit and I have a haircut from Jen downtown at 3, which shouldn’t be a proble

Bingo

Boingo

The ones at tango crab look good

It’s on capital hw in Hillsboro

That

Is a no no

I didn’t realize the pictures dumpies weren’t all of them

The list is longer

The por Que no one is intriguing

I’d fux the Oma’s hideaway one

Boke Bowl
Normandie
Mama Chow’s
Khao Moo Damg

Those look p good and not in terrible locations

I like what I’m hearing

https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1621300879583481856?s=46&t=ff1dVJx445Jt9MOywfxXfw

Then you’re gonna love this

Ooof

Oh shit Frank was the guy from white lotus

Dude are you serious

How the hell did you not recognize Armond

Who was also gay

Idk but I didn’t

Guess it was the bears and hair

It was pretty obvious

He was good in both

Yeah I just missed it

Better watch it again

Hello Max, welcome to Oops, All Hoeny Boys

Hi max welcome to the club

Some ground rules before things get too serious:

-fuck my widdo mouf
-420 blaze it

It is an honor and a privilege

***ripping thick dabs

Also, be prepared to be inundated with texts about stupid shit

*Shid

A lot of it is about Kyle’s actual shid

And fards

Like a lot

I shid and Fard a lot

Like a lot

also cum

Cum fuck

Yeah man cum in that shit and send it my way

That’s gonna be my epitaph

Kinda makes me want to cum

But then I sigh as I realize that I’m always the cummer and never the cum

Maybe the true cum is all the cumming we’ve done along the way

Hm

Never thought about it like that

What the fuck is that

Cummy shid?

Yes

Listen to that shid cum

Nice work

Max really has the hang of this already

Fmwm

https://people.com/sports/josh-sills-barred-from-super-bowl-rape-kidnapping-charges/

Dark

Does IR mean “injury-rape”

?

Inconvenienced Rapist

https://twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/status/4895705625

Guys

Do any of you want to eat dumplings during happy hours

Yes

That makes 1

Assuming you are in that actually makes 2

2

N

Anyone else having Elevensies?

NOBODY ELSE WSNTS DUMPIES?

Put it in your dumper

Where you dumping?

We were thinking Boke bowl but open to suggestions

https://twitter.com/cooiboobs/status/1621579394203500546?s=46&t=otIhCTavWCZb8258q7fPvw

https://twitter.com/jack_vening/status/1621275412772048896?s=46&t=otIhCTavWCZb8258q7fPvw

I’ve been waiting all day for Evan to mention the Chinese spy balloon

Eh it really doesn’t do much for me tbh

As soon as the sun pops out I just wanna get high and drunk

Come get dumplings

No

Coward

No healthcare we need anti balloon tech

Dumplings suck

Get fucked

Good god

What a terrible take

They just don’t do it for me

Generally don’t care for Chinese food

The XLB ones suck

Well

But good dumplings slap

I guess maybe dumpling week would be a good chance to try some that are generic Chinese dumplings

It’s a shame but that’s that

Arent*

As a wise Chinese man once said

Shing-a-ling-ding

Lol I was waiting for the racist comment

Me too

And he delivered

https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1621365996169609217?s=46&t=wCNqNINaFtMicRWZW6XjEA

Honestly tho

If they are spying

This is about the least interesting route you can map out

Like literally

thanks raws alerts

That’s not the point, Mayy

Matt

They’re learning about our advanced crop rotation technology in the Midwest

2 fields fallow

who cares about a chinese weather balloon

Raws alerts

glad you got your finger on the pulse of raw dogging

Always bro

I don’t follow raws alerts. They raw dogged my timeline

you thought you were following paws alerts where you get the latest on paw patrol

I’m planning to be a Bluey man

I hear that’s where it’s at

Yea Paw Patrol is banned in this house fuck that copeganda

At BK

Horny and gay

YOU RULE!

https://twitter.com/forecaster25/status/1621598650022363142?s=46&t=wCNqNINaFtMicRWZW6XjEA

Looks chill

Wow that’s fucking cool

what's cooler than being cool?

ICE COLD

What’s cummier then being cum?

https://twitter.com/weirdmedieval/status/1621643149830496256?s=46&t=WjlUUUyTwM5BnSB_j0Zkgw

“Hey guys this isn’t so bad, you should try it”

Dumpling