Saturday, February 4, 2023

420 dumpling for my dump ring (azz hole)

This is bad

It’s overpriced and sucks

This isn’t just evan being evan

It fucking sucks

Yeah it’s dumplings

These aren’t dumplings in my book

They’re like shitty potstickers

Sounds like a dumpling to me

Yeah this place is cancelled

Where did you go?

Boke bowl

Never want to come back here

We got 3 things, all bad

Yup, off the list

Hmm. I went there once and got ramen that was weird but not exactly bad

What’s you get other than dumpies?

We got brisket buns and fried rice crispy tot things

All terrible

Shockingly bad

Hmm

Better do a bang bang then

Dimos for me

Well I just watched a woman eat a dumpling and say, this is phenomenal

“Oh my god”

So either she has terrible taste or our batch sucked

There’s a world where that meal was the worst $35 I’ve ever spent

That world is this one

Dude I’m happy it’s over

It was bad

That’s prolly about $35

Wait who did that cullen or me

Ohhhh yeah that was jakes bachelor party

The dude was so pissed I was pouring his liquor in the cars mix

Chex

*Ronald Reagan voice*
Mr Gorbachev, play with these balls

Dan

Can we get a chatgpt of this conversation now that max is in it

Yes please

That’s a lot of puss

https://twitter.com/JoeyIncognit0/status/1621681377811865600

anyone tryin to get weird later?

You mean biking the light fest?

Or something really weird like a gsex party?

I thought you’d never ask

I thought biking the light fest was a gsex party

Depends on your bike setup

Fuck that is so good

Daniel Miller, age 47, blockchain engineer

anyone tryin to get dinner tonight?

They shot down the balloon

I’d get dinner

I’m lookin to getout

Get off?

always lookin to get off

Fuck yeah

Alright guys let’s talk strategy

Who want fucky

Also wen fucky

Where fucky

I am fuck water

My Widdle mouf

What are you feeling for dinner?

Are we doing bike lights and mushrooms?

I got drunk last night so I’m tentative

There is also the question of the weather. Wetness is a deterrent

Has anyone looked at routes/locations?

The tilikum is so far from my house haha

Further from you dan

But apparently you won’t be riding home

I like where Dan’s head is at

There are multiple parties? Is that from the website?

I thought the majority of it was colored light art installments

Yeah I think each of the anchor sites has some sort of food carts and stuff setup

And maybe events like that silent disco

Would a silent disco be weird if we aren’t connected to the music?

What time are y’all thinking of meeting up?

Word on the street is bender is sleeping, kind of waiting on him to decide

What a loser

Look I’ll do whatever

This all sounds nice

But it has not resolved the great dinner conundrum 2023

what are we eating dog?

Well not pizza because I had that last night

Kyle are you interested in dinner

Probably not

I guess maybe depending on the spot

I’ve kind of been wanting to fux with gado gado again

What if you eat my azz, Kyle

Dan are you coming to dinner?

Also busy until 7

But this photo confirms that I’ve been upgrade to probable

The festival stuff all ends at 10

FYI

Is that when the cum starts?

Kyle you were the original organizer of this

Get back on the hype

i kind of want sushi

I’m into sushi

Should I just ride to your place at a time Bender?

Or do we meet at a sushi spot?

Either of those are cool with me

There’s one on Prescott but that might be an all you can eat sushi bar and terrible

Zilla on Alberta fucking slaps

Dan, that could be a great move

I will make contact after the movie with my updates

Update THIS *vigorously grabs generals*

Kyle you want sushi?

And what time we thinkin

Whenever yo, I’m pretty sure Heather is coming over here at like 4

She’s showering now so I imagine it’ll be a bit later than that

MacQueef

Tiddy Andromicum

The tragedy of Cumlet*

Kyle, sushi?

Nah

I want big food

Such as