Sunday, February 5, 2023

Just gonna eat at home with alysa

I see

Matt what are you thinking

I’m still in for din

420 owe daddy my Pebis

Let’s din

Should I ride over to your place or we meeting somewhere?

Sure come on down

I might not make it after all

I’ve switched to a bang bang

A Man Called Otto followed by 80 for Brady

Are we actually going to bike?

We could scooter gang

And all have cigs in like Elijah Wood

I’m going to biketown to Bender then

Legggooo

I made a bad joke

About seeing two shitty movies

I’m not out (yet)

Movie starting, I’ll make contact in the other side

Like 6:30

Dan, still meet at my place?

Bikes or no?

Whatever I’m Biketowning to bender

Cream

Without bikes what you even going to do?

Still go the thing under the bridge?

Get my dick ripped off

They made me park that shit so far away

Really? Where you at

Like brazeee

hm I mean I could meet you and we could bike to sushi or we can drive there

Whatever

Ok where are you

Walking down 21st towards you

Ok then just come on in and we’ll sort it out

Well we’re at zilla kyle when do you wanna meet up

What are you guys gonna do?

Sounds like the plan to bike was bailed on, so what is it y’all are gonna do?

I mean I’m down for whatever

I’m still tentative so don’t try and base plans around me

I could still bike I guess

It’s raining right now and is supposed to continue so it kind of blows that up

Well looks like we’re all going to rose and thistle

Looks like Mikes band is playing free show at laurlrbrist

Thirst?

Cheah

That could be fun

I’d be down with that

So me and mstt are at zilla sake on Alberta

We’re ordering more shit if you wanna come here

Not sure he might be shamalaming

I just got home

I’m down for some drinkies

Dan, want to swoop me?

Yes

9 minutes?

Wow, ok cool

Where are we meeting the creamers?

Ooo we could meet at my house or a bar

Just make me cum bro

I’ll consult with dan when he swoops me

Y’all at your house, evan?

We’re at zilla

But will be done in probably 15

Highly recommend 80 for a easy

Brady

We are headed to Evans

Oh alright the door is probably unlocked

Yeah matt is also here

And ling ling

Hi lingy

We’re closing out

Dan and I are drinking your pbr alone in your living room with Ling Ling

It seems like ling ling might have received a bath after your walk

Kyle

Coke to Evans

Not gonna go to Evans

Where would you like to go?

Idk but not Evans

How about Laurelthirst

Yeah I mean that’s would be an option. Don’t make plans on me though, I may just chill at home

Ok dude

Depending on when/where y’all go

Kyle we are walking to a bar but you’ll have to guess which one

Also, everyone but me is on mushrooms

Go!!

I got really and will be watching a movie

But I’d guess rat

😏

You’re wrong in the bar

We are currently at paymaster

Then You can guess from there

I just had to ditch some lady outside of coffin club

Where did you guys go

Where are you now

We’re inside

Come inside

I fuckin bounced I had some lady sweating me hard I’m a few blocks down

You’re still inside? I looked for you guys

I am at wet and lost and I have rejected multiple Middle Aged women on my way home

Cool story bro

I am at wet and lost and I have rejected multiple Middle Aged women on my way home

Shit got weird at coffin club and according to the biketown app it took me well over an hour to find my way home

I’m torn between fomo and not being hungover

I lost my ID at some point and had to be smuggled into coffin club

Did you go to hale pale?

No there was a wait

I don’t know how I lost Dan and Evan in Coffin Club but I was fucking preyed upon by middle aged women once that happened

Ok 50 minutes apparently.  Took me a while to notice the street numbers going down again

That is awesome

Did you guys measure the shrooms or just eye ball?

I love the coffin club

It is truly a grand place

Hello today

Eat like a king who’s on a budget

Suck on my dick and slurp cum buckets

At bk

Have it your way

YOU RULE!

Thank you

It’s pro bowl day, boys

This shit stupid

- Josh Jacobs

Evan, you were at coffin club at 1am

Did you use your super power?

No I failed

Me not being on mushrooms put me on a very different trajectory than y’all.

A cowardly one

Y’all came up over those shitty cocktails

I watched your pupils dilate

Did he try?

YEA CULLEN I TRIED

😞

Hell yeah

Jimmy creams

I got home and was horny

I was 😔

I’m never going back to laurelthirst

Making us take Jameson shots because they don’t carry Henny like a real bar smh

:(

Wait, so you tried hale pale, then went to laurelthirst, then paymaster and then coffin club?

Paymaster before Laurelthirst but yeah

Ah that makes more sense

Still a lot of movement

Not paymaster

And evan insisted we walk

I was coming up on drugs

It felt great

Because he likes coming up while walking and walking in general

You walked to pay master?

No he means the zipper

Ohhhh

I was gonna walking to paymaster from hale pale would take like an hour

Very different from the zipper

Yeah I think it’s Paydirt

Yeah it is

I showed them a delicious cocktail there

I need burrito

Evan, go to that pie place on 24th and meatballs and eat a breakfast sandwich for the boys

Pie spot has delicious breakfast sandwiches

Yeah that’s why I said it

Have you considered taking more shrooms?

The best detox is a retox

Toxx my dick

Anyone want to slam beers and watch the pro bowl?

Henny for Huntley

Fuck for Fields

Suck for Sanu

Gape for Garoppolo

Eat pussy for Noah Fant

Cream for Chris hogan

Gesticulate for Gerald Everett

You’re not beating that Noah Fant one

Yeah no that was top tier content

Am I wrong to hate matt Ryan?

https://twitter.com/thejoshl/status/1622225076534886401

Is this ai generated?

I’m fucking bored!!!

I want football

Oh yeah?

I got your football right fucking here

I guess I’ll just cum

I guess I’ll eat a fucking burrito

Where’s my chiggen

Did you guys paprika is just dried and crushed red peppers?

the hangover has found me