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Monday, February 6, 2023

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 cream on
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    God
  3. Damnit
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    We should probably let max know about the 420 game
  5. Matt avatar
    It’s very complicated and nuanced
    2
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s see if he can crack the code
  7. Max Lieberman avatar
    I think I know the game
  8. Might be playing right now
  9. Matt avatar
    At least my ID was at laurelthurst
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I must say that bike route you took last night was incredible
  11. Daniel Miller avatar
    Max deserved the 420 scoreboard at least
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He has to earn it like everyone else
  13. Matt avatar
    There is a pretty significant gap in my memory between riding through laurelhurst park yelling Biketown gang shit and realizing I was not where I thought I was and the numbers on the streets were going dow
    Cullen Conway
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wait why the yelling
  15. I love it
  16. Matt avatar
    Cause I was claiming that park as biketown gang territory
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a controversial claim right there
  19. Matt avatar
    Well no lime scooter showed up to challenge it so no blood was shed
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Next time might be different bro
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Did y’all see any old puss last night?
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt saw a ton
  23. They were preying on him
  24. Flashin lab
  25. https://twitter.com/uberfacts/status/1622282879962079239?s=46&t=i3gJtmhvv-eEcZObEZ2Kug
  26. I’d like to test this out
  27. I’m almost positive I could get movin from tootin
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cum
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt had some good fards last night
  30. Matt avatar
    Those might have had some propulsion
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah that’s what I was thinking
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan, what’s the timer at?
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    2
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt
  35. Diggsy
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan, we should have tried the crab rangussy at Boke Bowl
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Welp
  38. We’ll never be trying anything there again
    Cullen Conway
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Happy Monday, slug heads. Don’t forget to eat pant
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The Americans are indeed slug heads
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Any of y’all want to see infinity pool this week?
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I wanna cum this week
  43. Matt avatar
    cum then you coward
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Y’all heard that song unholy by Sam smith? I think it’s about a man having a double life and going to Steam to have sex with men while cheating on his wif
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    Matt, Evan are you guys finding like just a comical amount of glow in the dark tiger stickers in your clothes?
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Euuuh
  47. No…
  48. https://twitter.com/loganpaul/status/1622297411392573442?s=46&t=aqu8BinXFXcyPx242TxzsA
  49. Matt avatar
    No I wonder who stickered you
  50. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/4cast4you/status/1622716831323619375
  51. I think they evacuated that whole town
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    O my. Unrelated, I’m having a superbowl party.
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Will there be KC bbq or Philly cheesesteaks
    Matt
  54. Daniel Miller avatar
    chiefy bbs or cheesy beefys
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cummie beefs
  56. Cullen Conway avatar
    Can I bring Amanda’s extended Philly family?
  57. Daniel Miller avatar
    of course.
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wow, that’s nice of you
  59. I was kidding
  60. I would like to attend…
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bring Otis Fuckman
  62. Cullen Conway avatar
    Oh you want me to bring Otis, eh?!
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Or Jarvis Creamer
  64. Either will do