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Tuesday, February 7, 2023

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m not bringing Jarvis, dude
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    People want to see Jarvis
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 Jarvis
    Cullen Conway
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyles been on a tear
  5. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lets see the score
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 blaze it leaderboard
    Evan: 69
    Kyle: 86
    Matt: 20
    Cullen: 66
    Dan: 1
    Daniel Miller
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    No way evan is ahead of me
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ball don’t lie
    Cullen Conway
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Nice. New last of us on Friday due to supe R bowl
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    Crank my hog
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a crankeroo
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    2
  13. Max, is this about you?
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1622766650868002816?s=46&t=L2wb-2OCVBfpa_fiiSBX0g
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    thicc Sirianni
    Cullen Conway
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/dril/status/1622791635296743424?s=46&t=L2wb-2OCVBfpa_fiiSBX0g
    Matt
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Highly recommend infinity pool
  18. It is absolutely insane
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1622729948963151872?s=46&t=L2wb-2OCVBfpa_fiiSBX0g
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Or black
  21. https://twitter.com/diffusionpics/status/1622796508746612736?s=46&t=LRIsWRWpYS3zDmasJA-1aA
  22. Would y’all smash?
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hot semen in the fallopian tubes
  25. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1622630172850520065
  26. This discourse is so funny this morning
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That prompt is wild
  28. Matt avatar
    Concerning.
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    “I’ll do it, I’ve got the keys to launch ‘em and
  30. Max Lieberman avatar
    Anyone else just rock hard? Is that weird?
    2
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Frequently
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I just had a wild experience on the toilet let me tell you
  33. So much shit
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    If you were to compare it to a natural disaster, what would it be?
  35. We talkin Florida hurricane or Turkish Earthquake?
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
  37. Matt avatar
    More of a pompei
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    LOL. Excellent response.
  40. It was an extinction level event
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    An ELE
  42. A little deep impact
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
    Just got my art tax notification - fuck yeah boys!
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Same
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    have you heard about what is happening with the preschool tax?
  46. Apparently, almost nobody paid it last year and they are handing out 25% fines.
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Right because they didn’t do a good job informing people
  48. Nor did they have it withheld from paychecks
  49. Which I think they started doing
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m just happy that I get the privilege of paying the preschool tax and paying for preschool.
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I believe the intent is to subsidize it for less affluent people
    Matt
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    yeah, I know. Voted for it. But they fucked that up too, they gave it to like 500 kids so far.
  53. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yes our local government is useless
  54. They collect taxes without any plan for using the money effectively
  55. I imagine most us cities are just as bad
  56. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, but we have something they don’t.
  57. 2
  58. LOL
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Do they sell merch?
  60. Daniel Miller avatar
    OMG
  61. This website is incredible
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just wait til you see inside the premises
  63. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, looking at the events calendar trying to pick the right vibe, are you thinking radicalRubdown or cumUnion, there is also zoo night
  64. Matt avatar
    this is obviously a cumUnion group
  65. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, I thought that, not so sure after further inspection. 
  66. I guess its some sort of super gay and somewhat christian thing.
  67. Ok, I need to get off the steam website.
  68. Matt avatar
    Off the steam website and on to cumunion.com
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Coffin club also has an event called cumunion
  70. “Queer spooky dance night and drag show”
  71. Matt avatar
    Well according to steam it IS an international event
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Think they are related?
  73. Matt avatar
    an International Sex Party implies more than just steam
  74. Unless they are implying it will be very diverse?
  75. Daniel Miller avatar
    No drugs allowed!
    Matt
  76. I wonder if the means more or less cum
  77. Matt avatar
    Does no drugs mean no viagra? Is that considered a PED at an international event like this?
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn I work out for an hour and this convo gets a steam rebrand?!
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Let’s see the pump
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It was on my pebis
  81. Still fat and weak
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bravo for working out your pebis for an hour
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Someone’s gotta do it
  84. I’m also glad I get to pay money for peoples children without having children of my own
  85. Like what do I care about children? I’m not leaving anything behind for them
  86. Daniel Miller avatar
    You said Bruce could have your AOE2 handle and ELO if you died
  87. I’ll need someone to play with after all
  88. Sorry, *when you die
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s fine but can I deduct that from my taxes?
  90. Daniel Miller avatar
    I mean if you take your hourly rate and multiply by our play time…
  91. Its worth a horrifying amount of money
  92. Actually, I need to know now,
  93. That’s it. I’m going to steam.
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
  95. 125k for single
  96. Both the metro tax and pre school
    Tax
  97. Metro tax was the other one a ahit ton of people didn’t pay
  98. Daniel Miller avatar
    the hoeny boys ARE FUCKING HOEND UP TODAY
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
  100. Matt avatar
    So if you ever cum between 4pm-4am on every 3rd Thursday you are technically participating in an international cumunion?
  101. I need to mark my calendar
  102. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Y’all ever had an ethereal cum?
  103. Daniel Miller avatar
    so much hoeny right here
  104. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lots of hoen there, T
  105. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan, can we please get an AI rendering of our convo now that Max is here?
  106. Give the people what they want
  107. Max Lieberman avatar
    Hold on Hoen Hoen cum cum
    Cullen Conway
  108. Alright now so it
    Cullen Conway
  109. Daniel Miller avatar
    Heh, I did that before chatGPT was available
  110. Should be easy now
  111. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m glad Max did a last minute calibration
  112. Daniel Miller avatar
    Stupid work is getting in the way, but I’ll bump it up the priority list.
  113. wen hoen? Soon.