Thursday, January 26, 2023

420 anal canal

https://twitter.com/jesuslasupajew/status/1618399351214313472

Is that why my bussy is soft and my dick is big?

https://twitter.com/OkButStill/status/1618422777501077504

Anyone gonna get that $150 cup of coffee?

Does it make you cum?

It IS cum

https://twitter.com/mayilong0/status/1618640005366444033?s=46&t=68mfHJRPYO6QhgYTyS0Piw

I do love you elong ma

Yeah he’s the musk we need

Also about Ezza rose—heathers family is in town and I’m going to be with them Saturday evening

Yea I would but Jen has a work event and Dame only listens to trap so he doesn’t want to go

Yeah it is all good

I just decided I liked that venue from NYE

And have been wanting to see that Jenny don’t band

Plus kokanee

Get busy fuckin

Or get busy suckin

I thought you’ve decided that Kokanee is only ok

I need to give it another go

I was on mushrooms and stomach bug last time

Hey how did your shid test come back?

No parasites

Which was apparently all they were looking for despite three different containers

It came back positive or shid though?

for*

Like I said, they were only looking for parasites

Tbd if I shidded shid

So this means you’ve been cleared for the poop draft?

It may mean I’m not even eligible?

I literally learned nothing about my shid

Except it’s lack of parasites

I was hoping for a tapeworm

Are you seeking a poop transplant?

In which case we could have a poo competition to see which of us is a suitable donor

A pooauty pageant if you will

Anyone want to hoen lunch tomorrow

Hmm that may have to do

That’s quite the window

It leaves ample time for a midday A

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/01/25/aaron-rodgers-links-his-current-villain-status-to-big-pharma/

Imagine not having the self awareness to realize that saying insane shit will make people wary of you or dislike you

So you got a new gig?

Bullish bankruptcy claims

Interesting. That’s a whole notha level

What’s the company gonna do?

It’s gonna stream age of empires games on the blockchain

The world  definitely needs that

Makes sense

Do beer shids qualify?

No beer shids for 2 weeks is basically jim crow for alcoholics let me in the pool

https://twitter.com/highiightheaven/status/1618701772587163650?s=46&t=DiVllo51ycNf_rL8RrCSJQ

bet mans got a pregnancy fetish

That was just a legendary infographic

What’s a beer shid?

What’s a goku?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer%20shit

Oh nice urban dictionary shout out to 2007

my vernacular is timeless

Interesting

Alcohol tends to cause the opposite in my body

Guess I’m lucky

And horny

Possibly related to the garbage food that is often consumed while binge drinking I suppose

Binge on that azz

Yeah definitely, but still. I go the tiger direction of becoming log jammed