Friday, January 27, 2023

Question: if you were gonna have sex with an anthropomorphic animal, what would it be?

I’m leaning towards feline

Squid woman

Fat beak pussy doe

420 beak pussy

There you go

Anyone about that iguanussy?

Get some of that cloaca action

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1138588003587301376

Where

I could be down

Show me your pastrami

What about Kayos ramen

That Paul Giamatti Einstein Verizon commercial…my god is it bad

Makes me like angry

Makes me hieny

Gross

Just wait til you see the att Paul Giamatti hitler commercial

Not a lot of hitler commercials these days

This one is tasteful

They got the robot waiter

I drive past Bag O Crab all the time goin to the mother in laws that place is always fuckin hoppin

I’m shidding

Are y'all excited to hear that I snuck Colombian coffee crystals into all of your coffees this am?

Chris Farley face

lol it’s so little

https://twitter.com/avant_arte/status/1618968033636261890?s=20

I need to work in Japan

weeb

You realize they work a lot right?

Idk if you would want to exist in that culture

Hmmm

I guess you’re right

But the drinking

And the Kanpai

You seem to get by alright here with the drinking

Don’t think the culture is holding you back

Speaking of, culmination beer later?

wen

Post 4

Yeah I could be down

I might be down for HH but out for lunch

Too horny

No such thing

It’s dumpling week

Thought you guys would be all over that

Oh, next week

I’m 2 hoen 2 phone

What

??

Heathers family is in town so idk if I can go

I’m not sure I understand the proposal

Crab place?

I’ll see what I can do the day may work better

Oh you mean drinking on 28th?

Hmm well I hope I can go but we shall see

Why not some healthy day drinking tomorrow on 28th instrad

Ahhh

Now I’m interested

I am going to the concert at the lollipop shop so maybe for one drink in the evening before

I could possibly get out for a day drink tomorrow, Jen has a work thing tomorrow night