Friday, November 11, 2022

420 Rooooooooob Trooooost!

https://twitter.com/BPDeezNutzz/status/1590795189962289152

https://twitter.com/packers/status/1590787702194335745?s=46&t=LAkxnbYpXkOiY66WIxE4gA

Feast your eyes on this physical specimen at peak performance

Aka running at a light jog

This may the best one

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/1590840498121764864

https://twitter.com/ja17bills/status/1590836744483741718?s=46&t=zJFg_q8pzMUrO2dwVrL3EA

Matt, you recognize that bussy?

Tyler Bass Ass?

If it was Josh you would see that hammer swinging

Matt, would you let Josh have sex with you?

You sound quite enamored with him

Like Cullen loves the Vikings but I’ve never seen him single out an individual like you do with Josh

Cullen would let the entire team creampie his asshole if it meant an sb win

Even former players like Kai forbath

Fucking right bro

I’d let Kai in there for an early playoff exit

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590884973535711232?s=46&t=N_RtHpZzELAP_y-PwD64lA

Tweaking the business model, that should do it

This fucking guy

My question was unrelated to a sb berth

Yeah even took it off the rails

Kai isn’t even an NFL player

As far as I know

There’s nothing gay about acknowledging a dudes probably got a hog that just won’t quit, Kyle

https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1590811482802900992

https://twitter.com/b3nsh4p1ro/status/1590724508247560192?s=46&t=UlpB1TmF-1_lAoFsH51C9g

I really like all these new regime Twitter stress tests

Ah shit my new fridge is supposed to get delivered between 11-3. Hopefully its at 11 so I can still make it to bro lunch

Bollocks

BOLLOCKS

They’re installing it and taking the old one so I have to be here

Looks like it’s going to be another hoen lunch with Dan and myself

I’m holding out hope, when they delivered the stove it was at the beginning of the window they gave me

Let’s hope so

I mean not at 3 o’clock but sure

Yea as long as they’re here by like 12:30, don’t know if I’d make it past 1

Im game for up to like 1:30

Where’s the lie?

Didn’t they kill the feature already again today?

I think he shut it down recently, yes

Now they have to have parody in the name

https://twitter.com/BrettRedacted/status/1590833496922021889?s=20&t=TNIHF6II7D9fD20VfpqL1Q

I just really love this kind of content

It is the advertisers who are wrong

Evan, you mean this type of content?

Biden stroking his fucking dick the fuck you think I’m talking about you idiot

Maybe we should all send that tweet a few more times

I’m talking about the fact that I sent that exact fucking tweet 14 minutes prior to you

I jack my dick on your back, ho

Fuck

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1591093859576352768

Wow day ruined

I am the clown king again

Gallagher was not very funny tbh

Except one time I saw him peel a banana and there was a hotdog inside

Damn that rips

Yeah it was really good

We lost a visionary

https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1590794421418790935

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1591095180630761473

Haha I thought I remembered that being the case about Gallagher

The other half was his ludicrous outfit

https://twitter.com/MattWalshDW/status/1590870934369767426

That’s the first one to give me a good hearty chuckle

https://twitter.com/JayTeeT0dd/status/1591062885085503488

https://twitter.com/zaleskiluke/status/1591063064941821954?s=46&t=uSQMH4UMdcufR0FR6hiSNQ

Background music makes it

https://twitter.com/SBF_FTX/status/1591089317300293636

This guy man it’s something else even the audacity to casually open with “hi all”

“Write to me in prison”

Are you still gainfully employed?

Can you quiet quietly harder

Edited to “Can you quit quietly harder ”

Thank you

https://twitter.com/WashTimes/status/1591084759051948032

does trump have bender brain or vice versa?

👿

https://twitter.com/Pizza_Muscles/status/1591096980356608001

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1591115393795756032

Scrolling the news - this headline is very odd

https://twitter.com/christnnitemare/status/1591116771301683200?s=46&t=dtIP2Qx4ZCnekR_3YB3JbA

I want one of these retro jerseys

Did y’all see that fake account for Eli Lilly, an insulin maker, posted that insulin was free and their stock plummeted?

$8

Then the real Eli Lilly account had to be like that free insulin shit was fake, we’re still charging

Guys! I think this is a show for us

Fridge update?

No word from home depot

damn them!!! DAMN THEM TO HELL

yea bro i’m hungry

Did you decide on a place?

Ocean city I believe

By you

Look Dan why don’t you just pick me up and we’ll go to Matt’s and get drunk until the fridge gets there

Ocean City is banging

Hk cafe it is

Word

Dan?

Pebis country, let’s ride

Let me know when y’all start drinking and I’ll join you from afar

Mmm alcohol

I am kinda drunk

I’m about to slam a jersey

And be drunk

I love to hear that

Did you get alysa to hike today?

Indeed

I also just saw a shitty baby ass for the first time

Please, go on

A guy was changing his child in the back of his suv

And the child has shit all over his azz

Congrats you’re ready to be a parent now Kyle

Matt, fridge update

My wife is here but no fridge

She got an update that it’s 2 stops away though

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1591208357326913536

Tell her I’m sorry that I made a mess on the glass table and also sorry about making the exact same level of mess tomorrow

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1591207755817582593

Elon’s response 🤦‍♂️

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591206480338116608

In case anyone missed it lmao

He must be running defense because they are going to get sued for that huge hit the insulin sellers took over the fake tweet

Apparently the same thing happened to Lockheed Martin

Yeah they said they would stop selling arms to Israel + the US over human rights abuses

really funny

Lol yup

This has all been very funny

Truly amazing

We have a fridge

This is in the NYT

Fantastic lol