Thursday, November 10, 2022
https://twitter.com/kinkybedbugs/status/1590485068275159040?s=46&t=onf4NfCmqBs6tgYjrYD88gMatt- This is very funny honestly
- (Must click)
- 420 craisins
Who is ready for the big cum?
https://twitter.com/zendadddy/status/1584955113575096320
https://twitter.com/thareai0j32/status/1590459464125386752?s=42&t=A_Ek2VZ_QuLbtlxSzWEwlA- $8 well spent
- https://twitter.com/RealChappelleD/status/1590552051729457152?s=20&t=6kujRaKVpxqVHNb3cAcgVw
- These parody accounts are crushing
- https://twitter.com/nateinthewild/status/1590352916959080448?s=20&t=6kujRaKVpxqVHNb3cAcgVw
- https://twitter.com/SBF_FTX/status/1590709166515310593
- Lmao is this the guy responsible for burning billions?
- https://twitter.com/cobie/status/1590727104295235586?s=46&t=7YUsYjq1bhBHLjcO9i9yoQ
- I’m sowwy
- It is an absolutely wild scandal
- I’m not at a computer so can’t type out all the details but he fucked up
- A lot
- This is the guy who is going to be responsible for Steamin’ at Hennys being admitted as evidence in court?Evan Bbbender
- When Dan is deposed
- It is
- We’ll have to talk about this one tomorrow at Hoen lunch it is insane
- Was ftx doing anything different than Celsius?
- I mean they weren’t putting it into ankr and getting 20% until luna collapsed but basically they were gambling with customer deposit
- https://twitter.com/JoshKraushaar/status/1590727350408265733
- That’s what they did
- Literally shit Wall Street went down for but these assholes want to convince us they don’t need the same oversight
- Well he was actually lobbying for centralized exchange regulations
- Which is the biggest like ??? moment of this entire fiasco
- The decentralized protocols can’t do this sort of thing though
- It’s always the bankers bro!!!
- Over leveraging in a bull market and then convincing people you’re a financial genius because of it, tale as old as time
- Yeah it really is
I’m just glad the us side of the business had the protections it did- I had all my money on ftx.us
- You and Tom Brady
- No
- What protections did the US side have?
- The SEC
- Rules about disclosures and using customer funds and reserve requirements
- Does that mean it didn’t take the bigger hit?
- It didn’t take a hit at all
- Ah interesting
- Ftx is also based in the Bahamas so they have a massive international arm
- Not as big as this guy tho
- He’s the final boss of crypto
- Why would anyone US based have been on the international market then? Were they seeing bigger gainz?
- Or their offshore accounts?
- Losing wealth they were hiding is even funnier
- Us has more stringent regulations on crypto
- So they can offer wilder products to intl customers
- Who REALLY want to gamble
- womp womp
- Yeah, this shit is so sad and at the end of the day the story is pretty simple .
- He took customer money and lost it trading
- I hope he goes to jail
- Sounds a little more Bernie Madoff-y than that
- so I imagine jail is coming
- The important thing is that Tom Brady will lose a lot of moneyMatt
- Yeah he will lose it all
- I dearly dearly hope that’s true
- Is there any evidence that’s where his money was?
- YesMatt
- He invested in the company
- My current partners did too
- Nobody gets anything from that
- So it was their money he was gambling with
- No
- It was customer deposits
- Ah so they have to pay back customers with their money
- He was literally taking it and sending it to his former hedge fund
- To invest
- Yeah and the word former here is funny
- The fund was created like a year before the exchange
- It’s not like some place he started and sold
- It was just a different offshore corporation headquartered in a different part of his basement
- He was giving customer deposits to this guy
- And this girl
- Lol
- https://coin98.s3.amazonaws.com/KG4LFSCJ26
- Caroline!
- I mean he was
- 🤤
- Yeah.
- His parents are elite lawyers, deans of law at Stanford
- Will come in handy for him
- Look boys
- I’m Hoen
- Ok
- These crypto guys did a podcast when the whole thing started
- Wildest
- CummiesCullen Conway
- So I pulled the weird rope coming from the wall in the basement and it’s just a weird tunnel
- That movie rocked
- This has to be the reason behind the Brady divorce right?
- None of this ‘loves football too much’ bullshit
- How many square feet in that tunnel?2
- Your zestimate is about to erupt
- I imagine Tom Brady makes a miserable poor
- This is poor tom Brady
- He blurry
- Yeah it’s not wast being poor
- Edited to “Yeah it’s not easy being poor ”
- https://twitter.com/EliotETC/status/1590486772546699266
- You see the George Bush one saying I miss killing Iraqis?
- Gross
- Oh no I didn’t
- Haha I thought you meant he actually said that
- Here’s a version of it
- With Tony Blair agreeing
- Lol.
- The new blue check Twitter is a smashing success
- $8 well worth it
- So those accounts get suspended now or something, but people can keep paying $8 to make shit up?
- haha this is the new twitter business model
- They have (parody) on their bio
- So they are legit (for now)
- Lol
- The checkmarks are more popular than I thought they would be, or maybe twitter is just making me think that. But my timeline is covered in e
- It’s just a bit that will be over before they renew the checkmarks though
- Altogether it’s making for great content though
- Man I miss my tushy
- Like I might stop traveling because I miss it when I’m at
- Poor one out for cullens dry chaffed asshole.Cullen Conway
- https://twitter.com/guy_freire/status/1590772616222347264
- https://twitter.com/Cokedupoptions/status/1590772254325239808
- https://twitter.com/chadloder/status/1590749245929553922
- Where hoen tomorrow?
- i’m taking the day off, free the entire time. So its all hoen to me.
- Dan bring your computer over aoe LAN party
- But Evan my peripherals
- I’ll stick up on bawls guarana it will be incredible
- Huh?
- https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/4eb4e9f8-9fa9-43c6-95ed-6f063470bd81_1.85398fed90d5033ae5d60e307d6febc1.jpeg
- You clearly never actually had a LAN party
- I never have.
- Its on my bucket list now though
- Coward
- Where is the hoening tomorrow?
- See that’s what I’m tryna figure out here
- Dan will likely suggest some sort of meat between bread
- you got a problem with sandwiches?
- Look I just want dim sum
- Fuck it, we wanted four but we only have three. I can eat for two.
- This is what bravery looks like
- Does Max work Fridays?
- Good question
- https://twitter.com/TesIaReal/status/1590820573932052480
- https://twitter.com/irisandmaeve/status/1590824919948222464
- https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1536973965394157569
- https://twitter.com/joshcarlosjosh/status/1590460405058797568?s=46&t=PslRV3NnL6jg2yKQzZCD3wDaniel Miller
- https://twitter.com/hexprax/status/1590845240889704460