Wednesday, November 9, 2022

420 dad

Y’all ready to steal some elections?

Steal my dick

Done

Whoa it’s gone

Now I gotta cath

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1590184342051258369

That’s an extremely cutty reference but very nice

Why do fire alarms only run low on battery in the middle of the night?

https://twitter.com/heerjeet/status/1590220646558371840?s=46&t=NRoCPEVerWKNimoBaahMkg

I won’t rest until I can use emojis as my preferred pronoun

😇

Red wave not the tsunami they were hoping for?

Seems like it

Good*

Well I did vote for letting illegals vote they got me there

Beto is a disgusting little pain piggy who loves to have Greg Abbott spit in his mouth

That’s my favorite sentence in a while

Greg “tank” Abbott

https://twitter.com/stephenwertheim/status/1590339689315434501

https://twitter.com/keithedwards/status/1590212487567187968

Do they have one of her husband exposing himself to the sad and quiet auditorium?

https://twitter.com/KELLYWEILL/status/1590369797510139904

I wish ios previewed multiple pics from twitter

You’ll be pleased to hear that Tom Brady lost a significant amount of wealth today

Potentially all of it

How?

Google Tom Brady FTX

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-11408011/amp/Tom-Brady-risks-losing-ENTIRE-investment-FTX-exchange-plunged-fortune-crash.htm

For the lazy

No idea why there’s audio

But basically he put $600 million into a crypto exchange that is going under

Just means he is gonna keep playing football for longer

But there’s a twist

Unless he gets some alimony form Giselle

He’s not very good anymore

Good enough to start

Yes but you just means more pain

Which is good

What

More pain for him

Because he lost a lot of money

Yes

I dearly hope that’s true

Dans dude sam bankman lost way more money

Like 15 billion or something?

He will likely lose his freedom in the year to come

LOCK HIM UP!

Ftxman?

https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1590370778188763137?s=46&t=wV8X_HSfVuFUc4XyeZSY2A

If they lock him up then they better lock up Celsius man too

Dan, are you going to jail?

Not sure if you consider yourself a Jew in crypto

How many billions did you lose?

Dan what’s the total market cap for Jews in crypto?

Gotta imagine they’ll call it for Kotek soon?

Not if she has an “accident”…

https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1590416278237642752

Stav definitely had to use Wikipedia for that one

On cultism he once referred to people in the renaissance as living in huts

I think Stav is pretty loudly Greek

He indeed

Is

Should I continue to work or go on a 4 hour walk to tabor?

I love that

Oregonian called it finally

Did my dude Leon Noble win?

Young Boozer won

Matt, you wanna hoen lunch Friday?

I assume Dan is in and Kyle and cullen are no

Likely no for me despite having the day off

Yes I know

Especially now it’s looks to be cold and rainy