Friday, October 21, 2022
Anybody want fam lunch tomorry?
Hoingus- Hoingü?
I could probably fux- Love it, love it
- Cullen, Kyle?
- Hoingus
- Hoingü?
- Howeent
- https://twitter.com/buddy_ferrara/status/1583167374995251200?s=46&t=9HTXALPouaEKyX5RbIMKNQ
Getting back into lifting while in Chicago- Damn that looks fucking good
The ol pie pizza- What takes you to Chicago, Dan?
- He’s fucking hookers and running whiskey
- Or perhaps it’s the worlds fair
- Dan is that Pequods?Daniel Miller
- https://twitter.com/tom_on_here/status/1583469440338776065
- He’s absolutely packing
- Though I fear he has a severe case of silent hill syndrome
- ya thats a huge dong
- https://twitter.com/SkinnyTuna/status/1583332068637175809
- Crypto bros
- Hasn’t your company basically folded?
- Gotta spend the rest of their funding on deep dish
- Lol yeah empty the coffers
- I think I can eat enough pizza to save this company.
- Its gonna take a lot.
- But I’m willing to put in the effort.
- Hoen lunch today fellas?
- Cullen Conway
- I think Jen is in too
- That is FANTASTIC NEWS!
- wen and where
- I’ve been wanting to try wajan peraibally
- Personally
- Once again I am attempting zero work Friday
- We could try Wajan
- Sweet
- wajan opens at 12 and my fat ass is hungry already so we should probably do around 12
- You will find no qualms with me
- Kyle. Cullen? Y’all wanna fux
- NoMatt
- Coward
- I’m fucking busy
- Its Friday no you’re not
- Standard fuckman, always “busy” on a Friday
- https://twitter.com/Browtweaten/status/1583280182999203840?s=20&t=PtXiAZnvhn8vSps59ecqDw
- https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1583501130117836800?s=20&t=PtXiAZnvhn8vSps59ecqDw
- Fuck Kanye
- Making sure I get an antisemitism clause in my next contract so I can pop off like KanyeCullen Conway
- “My wife is out here f**king a white boy with a 10-inch penis and you won’t help me?””
- https://twitter.com/jacobtaber/status/1583087941328330752
- https://twitter.com/ufc/status/1583429645315497986
- What’s a fuckman?
- It’s cullenMatt
- Need another example
- cullen is THE fuckmanKyle Derrick
- He’s fuckman idk
- I just decided to start calling him that
- It’s a more adult version of fuckboi perhaps
- Not really sure
- An adult fuckboi
- I like that
- This man has released an audio book
- Second load of the day
- Second loaf of the day
- ✌️
- Stop showing off
- Never
- Kyle can’t come to lunch because he can’t stop jerking off long enough
- Want to go see Stavvy at Rev Hall in May Bender?
- I’m down
- Man, what a beautiful dayMatt
- Finally we get some nice weather
- Don’t worry, in the years to come you can enjoy a scorched hellscape rather than the beautiful fall leaves
- I’ll take rain over the fucking smoke
- Exactly
- Sure, I’ll take this over Evans non-stop bitching
- Also gives the leaves a chance to turn rather than withering to a crisp on the branch
- Just fucking incessant
- It’s okay cullen one day you’ll get it
- You also brought it up
- Evan I’m well aware of the weather phenomenon
- You were just being a little soy boi
- That’s nice
- From a fuckman to a soi boi
- Please get these bottom insults out of here
- Jen might be out for lunch she can’t stop the poop
- Ah bummer
- You still down?
- Ya
- Dope
- What
- What part would you like clarification on?
- What the hell is going on the Woodman household
- You are the expert shidder
- Surely things get out of hand for you once in a while
- lol another stomach bug going round eh?
- Ya I’ve been spared so far
- I hear of you don’t eat any fiber you never have to wipe
- Don’t worry, this Indonesian lunch will loosen up those bowels.
- Yeah food poisoning for sure
- https://twitter.com/realpunknews/status/1583186706546581505?s=46&t=uYNSQUDJJLyz43mmbjEbAg
- This is painful to me
- But v good
- you cpap’d up?
- Yah bro I have sleep apnea
- Like a bitchMatt
- It’s true
- Make sure you guys try the goat tongue soap at wanna
- Wajan
- I heard it’s authentic
- I’ll see if they have it
- And chili paste covered in live ants
- Just went outside. Forgot what it feels like to be cold
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMHyTqvIvU
- Anyone wanna see this shit?
- My buddy Ben from grad s
- I blame that restaurant for breaking with the fucking dollar slice agreement
- Shut up, bitch
- K
- https://twitter.com/vidsthatgohardd/status/1583432948052738049?s=20&t=PtXiAZnvhn8vSps59ecqDw
- Kyle try this
- With your cards
- fards
- Cullen Conway
- https://twitter.com/cbssacramento/status/1582861764173209602?s=46&t=d3kaOPw7rr9Cg_C8AtlVfg
- A disgusting act
- https://twitter.com/sensanders/status/1583549812959760384?s=46&t=d3kaOPw7rr9Cg_C8AtlVfg
- I found myself reading this in Dan’s Bernie voiceDaniel Miller
- For a small fee, you can call me and I will read you anything in that voice
- What will you for a large fee?
- You pay me enough and get me alone in a room with a meatball, a pair of chopsticks and an active imagination, I will make some magic happen
- 👀
- Looking to join the platinum club are ya Kyle?
- 420 platinum club
- Ok bros
- Fuck marry kill:
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- Fuck all of emEvan Bbbender