Thursday, October 20, 2022

https://twitter.com/ZacStevensDNVR/status/1582806885773647872

He’s cucked

😎

Looo what you did, you little jerk

You’re right, I’d much rather have this

That was another fire started by idiots shooting fireworks off into the forest

Just like the one in the gorge several years ago

Dry conditions are what makes these situations possible, Kyle

Yes, but without the stupidity of people it would have been fine

I can’t wait until forest park gets lit sometime

This in general can be said about all things

Definitely not all things

pedant

Correcting a broad, clearly wrong statement does not seem pedantic to me

Damn

How many teams on bye this week

Totally ducking my shid

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1583115604826894336

Smart for her to get out before there’s any proper meltdown

And she gets 115k a year for the rest of her life!

https://twitter.com/elana_desantis/status/1582939628390477827

Someone should tell her to learn 2 code she can do better than that

I think she is probably doing better than most programmers

Probably wealthy to start

It was a joke god damnit Kyle

Make better jokes

I stand by the joke

Learn 2 code jokes are so pre covid

Fair

When everyone learned they don’t like 2 code

https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1583094673224048641

Matt, are you familiar with Chagrin Falls, OH?

Yep

I just got a call/voicemail from there

Weird, its not a big town

Yeah haven’t listened to the voicemail yet

Ah it’s for a paid consumer study

New flashlight model

Fleshlight*

They’ll send you a free pocket pussy?

It’s styled after Clussy

Does it honk when you fuck it?

Yes. Squirts seltzer water flavored like squirt too!

https://twitter.com/jizzjohnsonjr/status/1582762893413875712?s=46&t=MGuxREujS9tfBnDeh81pPw

Dan, can you plug yoda and lemon party into an AI image creator?

It’s text based

You describe the inputs

Link?

Also, I specifically need Dan to do it, regardless

You have to sign up but just google dall-e

It’s open to the public I believe

Lame. Bitch ass content policy

search dall-e github and run one manually yourself

Yeah I am on my phone and work computer. That would need to wait.

Pebis

Is pebis also racist?

No

Or is it just a johnnyism

It is peak culture

Whose?

Civilization’s

What’s wrong with this world?

https://twitter.com/dalvincookin/status/1583084623118028801?s=46&t=MGuxREujS9tfBnDeh81pPw

He squintin

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1583115904346226688

https://twitter.com/gatorsdaily/status/1583134308466057218?s=46&t=v4-I7d9cTXLVtW_rfHRZQQ

Bonus points for anyone who can identify the music correctly in this one

Gangplank Galleon from DK Country for SNES

Donkey Kong

Points to all!

Cullen def cheated

It’s DK COUNTRY 2

So technically you both are wrong and dead

Isn’t that the boss battle for dk 1?

Gang-Plank Galleon

https://g.co/kgs/L3EUrr

https://supersmashbros.fandom.com/wiki/Gang-Plank_Galleon

Hm interesting didn’t remember that being in dk og

But the one in the tweet is def the version from dk2

Or is it

My life is so fucked up rn

Always has been meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rbQKmqMgEw

I’m pretty sure it’s this

Would be super sick to see live not gonna lie

Idk bout you but I kind of like the spicy air

It’s too spicy for my lungs

You wanna run hill sprints with me?

👹

Is the NFT boom over?

Oh my yes

Honestly it ended around January

Yeah I was kidding

I just saw an article with that headline

Yeah shit like that’s still getting clicks because people still hate nfts

Now I’m listening to the donkey Kong country 2 soundtrack

And it’s really good

Makes me wanna bust out the super nes

Though I only fuck with og dk

Makes me wanna bust

Heathen

Dk2 was better

They usually are

Battle toads 2

Dk 2

Mario 3

Super Mario world was really the only great Mario game

The rest were honestly kind of shitty

That’s stupid

No it’s not

Mario 3 was good

Bullshit

Mario 3 is pretty good

That’s the one with the raccoon helmet yes?

And the magic flute?

Going up from NES to super nes also isn’t fair

Mario 2 is fucking terrible

Yeah that’s true

I appreciate they tried to mix it up on 2

But failed miserably

Steeet fighter 2

Mk2

My dick 2

Aladdin 2

Killer burger has launched a chicken sammy

Fuck

Now i must know

Now i must cum

Cum away fam

420 💦

Huge day for Matt

Double digits official

Congrats!

I remember my first cum

Whoever makes it first to triple digits will receive a Bob Marley greatest hits album

Just to spice up the pot

(No pun intended!!!!😝)

My good

God

My god