Sunday, October 9, 2022

Make me cum

You going to remain there for dux or what?

Mariners game has been nuts

Cory bought us all shots

Henny or tequila?

Also, that did not answer my for question

Tequila

Come here Jake?

Kale

I would go there for dux game if you plan on staying

But also cool if not since you have been there all day

We need to eat do you want us to come to you

I have food en route

So o guess hmu when you done eating

Or if you go somewhere with the game on

We’re coming over

No

We are

You will be denied entry

Why?

Because I don’t want host people here

It’s just me and Dan

Regardless. I thought you needed to eat?

Yah but whatever

Well I’ll meet you somewhere after I eat

Ok

I also need to head downtown at like 9

Why don’t you guys try scholar and we can go to rat after

Or whatever you choose to do. That was merely a suggestion if you’re already over here

Fuck yeah

Lmk when you go there

I’ll cum

That’s portlands premier smoking bar

Is it!?

Yes

Nice

https://twitter.com/shehanjeyarajah/status/1578913160949792768?s=46&t=ZcNQPSasMEZqqKjZwTv2tg

This is dope as fuck

Kyle come to rat

Evan are you gonna smoke a cog?

I will come

Kyle, are you edging

No. I’ve been coming

With aplomb

Thank you

Sorry we’re at my house now

So no rat?

Come over instead

Hmmm

Doesn’t have quite the same allure

No Chinese allowed here

That’s why I went home

You sure you don’t want to go to rat?

We’re going to rat

See you in 10-15

Excellent

You won’t regret it

Bring you genitalia

No

Kyle, are you coming to Dan’s tomorrow for football?

Depends how much cum I extract from him tonight

Ok

You guys actually coming to rat?

I’m not get fucked

I know you’re not getting fucked

True, it’s because Amanda and I are having a baby boy

That’s not a very good reason

Is that an actual announcement, Cullen?

It is - Amanda and I are having a little baby boy

I assume no

I already told Evan and Dan

Wanted to tell you I’m person but want sure when I’d see you

Well congrats man

Thanks dude

That’s why Amanda no longer likes softball

lol. I said something like that last Friday at Buelah

I know

How?

I have eyes and ears everywhere

I don’t recall who I said it to. Must have been Katie

How far along is she? Must be semi progressed if you can tell the sex?

Yeah she just past the first trimester, we were waiting until
This point to share

Passed

Sure that’s when it is customary

Who want fuck me

I made a terrible mistake

Go on

I came too early

IWC

Me rn

Hoen

Hoen Hoen

Hoen? Hoen?

Hoingus?

I am listed as doubtful but we’ll see what can be negotiated when I drop my parents off in a few

I would list myself as questionable

Got a little more clitty than anticipated last night

Can we please quantify this in hoen?

Like speak clearly

Game time hoencision

Thank you

https://twitter.com/sigmamemes_69/status/1578756875503693825?s=46&t=rWdgHfXUHVOKnY3TYYHaow

Is this thing gonna come down to a double doink?

Hoingus

Please stop using my sons name in vain

You aren’t gonna name him Cullen Jr?

https://twitter.com/ab84/status/1579057351336034306?s=46&t=vBveQ2ipOTgIWiW7b1P8dw

Kids could call him CullJu

Antonio Brown 😂

I resonate with these flags

I’m shidding

Anyone else’s screen time up this week?!?

Not Jesus’

Look, I don’t think there’s an answer to this Danny - Breida connection

Let’s go giants

I’m honestly hopeful Green Bay Moses and they’re finally exposed as frauds

They’re fucking bad

Moses

Creamy Philips

https://twitter.com/rayredacted/status/1578844803554373633?s=46&t=vBveQ2ipOTgIWiW7b1P8dw

Look that’s sweet but he needs 1 ruby and 1 emerald so he can have +15 fire and +15 poison damage

Is that a p skull?

Wow

G men

This is fantastic

Look I hate to say it now

Giants 4-1 👀

But the packers are winning the sb

You did call that

Honestly there’s nothing that can stop them now

They are legitimately going to win every game

Including the title

Also, this:

https://twitter.com/newftbj/status/1579146283541237763?s=46&t=eRdPky4r7ZwQx9h2fZQxpA

https://twitter.com/kentremendous/status/1579145703611592707?s=46&t=vBveQ2ipOTgIWiW7b1P8dw

Fuck Rodgers

What time for your place, Dan?

👍

https://twitter.com/lj_era8/status/1578867870083096576?s=46&t=MK3j8Nw_5JnP7n2RTgoWsw

🧠

🌌🧠

Adam has suggested that I name the kid Stewie

A fine name

Bussy?

Ya boy Gabe finally feasting today

I’m excited about these sausage

Dan

Is it ok if Adam and Max join?

Mooney just made the best catch of the year

After the Vikes had a 5 yard punt

https://twitter.com/ryan_gasoline/status/1578580882507472897?s=46&t=CNsWyqyHKRNTCcGQMXMb4A

I think that entire world had numerous ugly chapters

Don’t overthink this Kyle

That guy did

Kyle’s right

Chubb is the best rb in the nfl, change my mind

Kuuuuuurt

Oh no

Kurtis

It’s 22-21

After being up 21-3

Brutal

That’s what happens when your team sucks

Bad teams also lose to the giants

Kurth needs to put the team on his back

Taysom hill is u stoppable

I started him

Because Dawson Knox is made of glass and a bitch

Fuck a yang gang I want a yang bang

Dalvin finally having a day

Yeah because I’m playing him

Hot take

Dalvin cook loves pasta

I am playing him but also playing against him

That’s how it be sometime

Wow

SKOL

Hoenius joing

Dan

You have any sausage orders?

We might go to garnderns

A premier meat joint

Garnderns

Ken walker 3

Can I get some fucking spicy bois?

Yeah dude

I’ll get some spicy boys

Fuck yeah

Should I bring the boot?

Taysom!!!!

Dan, can you send me your address?

If I bring the boot I’ll need someone to take it home for me as I’m gonna bike

Taysom hill was the galaxy brain stream of the century

The boot it coming

Adam and Max are debating if Black Dick is ok as a Halloween costume, similar to black face

It’s ok

We got the goods

Including these spicy boys

Yes please

15 minutes out and oh so hungry

*hoeny

https://open.spotify.com/track/7mhk9WyqZZzvTTCQKfh2iV?si=q_74K4bVQ7OYeY0BMKYPqA&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Ae40%2Blaw

Matt, this seems like a Matt jam

Hoeny im home

420 widdo mouf