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Saturday, October 8, 2022

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    Who’s trying to do a bunch of blow this weekend?
    Daniel Miller
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
  3. Daniel Miller avatar
    I have Saturday night free
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Please no cocaine
  5. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’d suck pebis for a few lines!
    Cullen Conway
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oooo I’d love drugs before my metal show
    Cullen Conway
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
    Also,
  8. BRAINBUG!!!
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I guess I could stay up all night and watch Green Bay at 6 am
    2
  10. Daniel MillerBRAINBUG!!!
    Cullen Conway
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What is brianbug?
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle
  13. You pooped
  14. Why are your fingers still fucked
  15. Text better
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The only drugs u wanna do are mushrooms
  17. In my hot pot
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Duuuude
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Loool
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dropping so magic shrooms into the hot pot…
  21. Hard to determine dose
  22. Could get scary
  23. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ve got em!
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    No it would get too diluted
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The heat may fuck em up too
  26. Daniel Miller avatar
    If I’m there, I’m dosing the soup
    Matt
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s do it
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hot pot is very much questionable at this point
  29. But if it happens I’m very ok with us dosing it
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If you do you’ll eat ass
  31. Mine
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I bent my Wookiee 😖
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/jiyunajp/status/1578278087770648577?s=46&t=exAmPo2P4R0SgB9KZ7YfaQ
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/yfntrace/status/1578495587858931712?s=46&t=exAmPo2P4R0SgB9KZ7YfaQ
    Cullen Conway
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.reddit.com/r/sushi/comments/xxycat/had_sushi_for_the_first_time_in_my_life_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossm
  36. #normalmemes
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/locktominny/status/1578403356443377665?s=46&t=pCIUNu9Gxvk_DRB2Z_g3Rg
  40. Cullen Conway avatar
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hoingus
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen Conway
  44. 2
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    Along with a unique fingerprint, every human also has a unique 'anus print'
  46. Kyle, do you know what your azz print look like?
  47. Lemme see your pussy print
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    My anus just unloaded some serious broen
    Cullen Conway
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hot pot has been cancelled, does anyone want to hang out this evening and/or get dinner?
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d watch the dux game somewhere
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s at 6?
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yes
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan, can you please detail what this wing contest entails tomorrow?
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen
  55. One thing at a time, please
  56. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle
  57. Eat pant
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    DuX beers and dinner?
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d probably opt for dinner before. It’s unlikely there is a place I’d like to eat at that would also have e the game on
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan?
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle I just shidded a lot
  62. Then I tushed ma buss
  63. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Perfection
  64. Cullen, you don’t want to watch dux?
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    Not tonight
  66. I’ll watch footies with the boys tomorrow tho
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He has to conceive
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
    😈
  69. Yeah I’m having sex at that hour
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    😈
  71. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1578756935624843268?s=46&t=u-vPaUr2axkvzj0h6PIVUg
  72. Well done, Lauren
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    She’s making fun of Biden
  74. For saying 2 words, made in America
  75. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ll do dux and fux tonight
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A d & f?
  77. Daniel Miller avatar
    O yes
  78. Maybe we start at 4 with some overeating and a beer?
    Cullen Conway
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I like the sound of that
  80. Daniel Miller avatar
    What about the sound of dropping a giant hoen bomb on your buss?
    Cullen Conway
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Euuuuh
  82. No peg
  83. Cullen Conway avatar
    Peg your buss
  84. Girlcum Tobias is a dope name
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
  86. https://twitter.com/dom_2k/status/1578605747390160897?s=46&t=cn0D6yK5M08Auo_YEavcGA
  87. Seriously, this thread is fucking amazing
  88. Daniel Miller avatar
    What’s the move tonight boys
  89. Besides conceive
  90. Cullen Conway avatar
  91. We are on Mississippi
  92. Kyle Derrick avatar
    A Jake sighting
  93. Cullen Conway avatar
    Indeed
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/darth_erogenous/status/1578851508824571904?s=46&t=-hpLrFbpHTQ5fwwHgPaPIg
  95. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan
  96. Come drink
  97. Matt avatar
    Jake going for the Bradley Cooper look?
  98. Anyone doing football tomorrow?
  99. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bro Dan is hosting another football party
  100. Matt avatar
    We set up more tvs yet?
    Cullen Conway
  101. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1578857789895548928?s=46&t=Z3Qj4eDLpmkO95iQVkWABA
  102. Kyle Derrick avatar
    🤙
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
  104. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/dangerusswilson/status/1578827006565056512?s=46&t=-hpLrFbpHTQ5fwwHgPaPIg
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So what are y’all up to?
  106. Cullen Conway avatar
  107. Here’s the answer
  108. Satellite