Friday, May 7, 2021
lol,- https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/twitter-suspends-account-was-posting-trump-statements-n1266540Evan Bbbender
Got em!- https://twitter.com/bankingslut/status/1390504806171742209?s=21
- My Twitter feed into the world of personal finance has taken an unexpected, but pleasing turnMatt
- So sick
- You don’t like bankingslut, huh?
- Would you be more interested in reading the cum rocket white paper, Matt?
- https://static1.squarespace.com/static/60553ccba8128169e9a195ef/t/607429271834a220b74d38c6/1618225448107/CumRocket+Whitepaper+%2814%29.pd
- Evan, this reads like it was written by an 8th grader
- I know
- It’s amazing
- Like a complete scam, but they totally got away with it
- The “nft marketplace” they link you to is completely empty
porn NFTs when- Now you’re asking the right questions
- “Additionally, we will manually check each piece of content to ensure it is fit for posting.”
- Finally a good job
- The future of cranking it
- Cumrocket + OnlyFans
- Creamies
- I’m so into this
- 711 potato salad chugging contest
- I think it’s the perfect thing for a picnic or a party
- Portable ✅
- Easy to cut open ✅
- Goes great with catsup ✅
- Goes great with Mayo ✅
- Easy to have sex with ✅
- Guess I’m not welcome
- I’m a Jewish mountain girl
- wait
- Actually, nevermind
Whoa- At least he knows what he wants
- Rather, what he doesn’t want
- Yeah that’s the most important thing
- I’d love the meet the woman who sees all the 🚫, and is like, this is the guy for me
- guessing he’s pretty lonely
- Daniel Miller
- O, she’s down
- 😈🤑
- That guy definitely cranks his dick a lot
- But so I do
- How could he ever crank to satisfaction, any of those pornstars could have the vaccine coursing through their veins
- Anti vax porn
- https://www.instagram.com/p/COk-71Zrlj7/?igshid=klwpf2irf28t
- https://twitter.com/dioerasabbath/status/1390691432747479045
- Wow that’s high moon
- Noon
- Fresh white Reebok’s kickin your ass
- Nigel Pepper Cock
- Fuck yeah
- https://twitter.com/Offparoletx/status/1389770801067528194Daniel Miller
- Kyle, can I bring you in to fire one of my employees? I think you’d be better at it than me
- I thought that was H daddy’s specialty
- Oh shit, you’re right
- Yeah heather can take care of that for youCullen Conway
- Any of you dickheads want Columbia online passes
- I’m walking into the office right now
- Fuck off
- Yup
- Kyle, eat a xanny bar and fire my employee please
- I’d love to witness that
- Lil xan
- I hope it isn’t offensive to Heather, but that’s kind of what I imagine her day to day like
- Well kinda but she takes lorazepam to sleep and adderall to fire
- Well?!?
- lorazepam and adderall every day sounds like a fucking party
- I mean I assure you it isn’t
- But perhaps she needs to take more
- If pee ain’t stored in the balls then why semenx make me pee?
- It is if you likes to party
- Cullen, just send them this gif
- I will be sending you an invoice for my servicesCullen Conway
- Did you consider hiring a cameo to do it?
- Is Vince McMahon on cameo?
- Shane?
- Stephanie?
- Test?
- https://www.cameo.com/shanemcmahon?qid=1620416698
- oh damn it was a limited event
- Dream blunt rotation?Daniel Miller
- Damn
- Undertaker asking for $1000 min
- Love undertakers poorly drawn on face
- Got an iPhone mini
- Too small
- How small is it
- I think its the same size as the iPhone 4
- O its slightly bigger
- Meh, its purple so that’s cool
- Can you throw it like a frisbee?
- No, but it does work for stepsister porn and checking the prices of obscure cryptocurrencies, so that’s cool
- Wait
- Why did you get a smaller phone?
- Is it just as powerful just smaller screen?
- Yearn Finance
- Mesothelioma Token
- Yeah, pretty much, I like being able to reach the whole screen with one hand
- Evan, you are crypto babbling again
- Just figuring out my next big gainers for the coming week
- https://twitter.com/DamienKempf/status/1388842353557901320
- Anyone up for a group bussy spa day?Cullen Conway
- Brazilian and a bleaching
- Where do we fall on there?
- You’re right
- Aging millennials aren’t on there
- https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2021/5/7/22424592/tesla-elon-musk-autopilot-dmv-fsd-exaggeration
- Lol, no shit!
- I went out to lunch today, had to drive myself!
- disgraceful
- They are gonna have to give me money back!Evan Bbbender
- I did it as an edgy teenager so I still consider myself part of that groupEvan Bbbender
- They left out Jews
- We love it
- Do they?
- Dan?
- affirmative
- I mean I know you and Dan do
- 🔯
- Never met a jew who didn’t love snortin
- Your dad?
- hmm
- Your rabbi?
- Well I’ll be snorting for 3 then
- Count me in
- I could go for a run n cum
- Whose got the blow?
- Excuse me, ⛽️🔥
- I do have a 🔌
- MuumuuEvan Bbbender
- I don’t think I’ve done a tooter since the great Washington square mall Chinese food mushroom cocaine evening
- We did blow that night?
- Oh yeah
- Bigly
- That was the 19 year old that told you to lose his number
- That lil fucker
- Indeed. But he served his purpose that night
- Lose my dick
- https://www.instagram.com/p/COQu9jjrJCR/?igshid=1ox8zdzlnaviv
- RIP king
- Head cha la
- Sparking
- Uh oh
- Is it Mezzie o’clock?Daniel Miller
- https://twitter.com/tinderpredator/status/1390799280458420225
- Too much?
- I wonder what that actually is
- Like I don’t think it’s a penisCullen Conway
- Fudgesicle?