Saturday, May 8, 2021

https://twitter.com/miliondollameat/status/1390461651845926915

Is it a hot take that every once in a while I think a frozen pizza is good and quite satisfying?

Nah

That’s just chilly Willy

That is a def a hot take

I love my dank Portland za, don’t get me wrong bro

No

It is i that is wrong

It’s not a hot take

Ahhh ok

Pizza is pretty much good no matter what

Yeah like frozen pizza is fine

Ok I’m bored with the conversation I started

Let’s get back to like being horny and vaxed and waxed and bussy shit

Good

You should be

Has everyone bought their tickets to the doge show tomorrow bros?????

Fuck no dude gtfo

That Elon tweet was so lame

Yeah it’s pure mania

Kenzie went out of town so Ben is having poker night with Ezra

Looks like he’s going all in on this hand

9-3 suited

Well I don’t have internet here and heathers out shilling her puss for dogecoin

I’m

Ummm

Ok Evan

Seriously my internet is out

I’m using data

About to watch dvds

I could not care less dude

The fuck is wrong with you man

I have no internet

That’s karma

Why

Whatd I do

For your house stealing free internet for months

Years even

That was after I moved out!

Bro

You think a haunted house gets Un-haunted after people move out?

Cullen bring me alcohol

I’ve got weed and Valium

That bad juju is there to stay

I’ve got weed and alcohol over here

But you don’t have Valium

True

And I’ve got that too

Oh also Matt I’ve got a Columbia store pass for you

I have internet though unlike your lame ass

10 actually if anyone else wants one

True

Maybe I should go over there and play darts

I suppose there’ll be some of that soon before softball szn

Amanda isn’t here tonight

😈

I’m broing out with stew

I’ve clearly not made the right decision to not go over to your house

True

Guys bro down at cullens

Dan, Matt, Kyle?

Made that throw last night, maybe best round ever haha

Who wants to die tonight

I don’t believe you

I did

That’s insane

The last one I was aiming for the 17

And errantly made a miracle

Guys let’s go to cullens

Or all stay at home and text every now and then

You’re just trying to use Cullen for his internet

And his alcohol!

But he gets Valium out of it

Valium for everyone

A decent trade I suppose

A fine trade

Dogecoin holders be like

Horny?

Nigel!!!

Not you again!!!!!

OLD PEPPER STRIKES AGAIN

Dan’s going to steam

Wait what?

Raccoon dispute?

That’s very small

🙋🏻‍♂️

No

You pay Amanda

In cash

Kyle can pay me in bars tho

Xanny bars

I mean Venmo

PayPal him some litecoin

Or ether, he might actually make money on that

I paid Amanda in doge

She’s about t be your daddy

What, did you buy her tickets to a Mavericks game?

No paid her in doge

And she is going to be cullens daddy when it goes to the moon

https://twitter.com/ericrihlmann/status/1390843806086488069?s=21

I mean

It is stupid, isn’t it?

It looks like it was rendered with the engine that ran Goldeneye 64

Suck my cyber truck