Thursday, March 25, 2021

https://www.amazon.com/SUPER-

Sheets kingdom getting an upgrade boys

Siiiiick

Can’t wait for football season

I bet Amanda can’t either

She wants it for movie nights and shit this summer

Sexual

I’ll be watching pron

Exquisite

https://twitter.com/zachhazard/status/1374589801882652672?s=20

God bless this exchange

lol did anyone see that 11k people who weren’t eligible to get vaccinated got emails saying they were okay to

And they are honoring any appointments made from that email

USA!! USA!!

one of my faves

Where were the mines!

are you saying Elon isn’t a beneficiary of an apartheid emerald mine?

WELL WHICH ONE IS IT

lol Elon’s families ethically sources Zambian emerald mine right?

Looks like they’ve made good progress down there

give me a break

https://youtu.be/yOeUXEpxzcc

Zambian mines...euuhhh the movie or the planet?

is that supposed to be some kind of gotcha? Uhhh acktually his family owned a Zambian emerald mine not South African

so it’s A OK

and he had the brilliant idea to invest his ill gotten gains in internet banking. who could have ever thought that up?

I did

wasn’t he an investor in paypal? that’s where his big payout came

gosh where do i get some of those “angel investors”?

South Africa and Northern Rhodesia (Zambia) were part of the British Empire and shared common characteristics, including the settlement of Europeans and the dispossession of native Black African

would you like to suck on my pp?

It’s simply not

ok that’s one puff piece

South Africa and Northern Rhodesia (Zambia) were part of the British Empire and shared common characteristics, including the settlement of Europeans and the dispossession of native Black African

err

The

Can I play the piano any more?

literally from the article you sent

yeah I read it

it doesn’t make it any less true

Elon says its a lie now?

So what?

doesn’t mean its not true

I’m gonna cum

and they all just happen to be millionaires now

“on their own accord”

lol

Well I couldn’t before

just a family of genius self made millionaires!

I can’t stop cumming

All of that shit you sent was just quotes from the family

[Ape Chorus]
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Yeah, like his dad claiming its true

I believe in JK Rowling

They should both get the wall

Hermione was gay

And black

I’d steam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWsUAvRhup0

Y’all ever wipe with your non dominant hand?

It’s great way to get shid on your fingers

Y’all ever touch your Danny dimes with your non dominant hand

I’ve been looking for great ways to get shid on my fingers

Shiddies**

https://twitter.com/ivy_hollivana/status/1374448761187966984

That’s a love

https://twitter.com/jeremythunder/status/1375119912658731018

That’s fucking tight

Kyle, will you make a dildo music EP?

these zoomers and their dildo music

But I don’t have any sidles

Dildos

Good luck borrowing a clean one

Borrow one from your wife, bro

I think it need to be a vibrator

Alysa only has butt plugs

Butt plus EP will work

Maybe for percussion

I only have one

Could maybe play some slide guitar

And it’s always being fixed to various points on the wall

Yeah that one isn’t rigid enough

It is odd how flaccid it is

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1375129559738245122?s=21

HE FAST!!

Good lord if laurelhurst turned into that

I’d be sad

Then horny

It does

And I think is

But also probably photoshopped

Nvm that’s not laurelhurst

There’s curbs lining the asphalt

They are changing the wording

Taking parks off the table

https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1375131302089854978

People were up in arms about it

FILL MY STREETS WITH FILTH BUT KEEP THEM OUTTA MY PARKS

I’m telling you

I have the solution

You take them off the streets and give them whatever they need to get on their feet

If they can’t break cycle

Then they are executed and used to feed the hingry

And the hingry

And the hingry

Comrade Kyle

Yes

They are ground up and turned into kibble

Their dead bodies will be turned into food

It’s a win/win

A modest proposal, even

Indeed

Inspired by satire

Or we could just round em all up and send em to Africa

The white ones

Which from what I can tell are like 99% of the homeless I see

Chiggen

I’m making a right wing comic book

About a super hero that goes around just killing the homeless

You write I’ll draw it

That’s TBD

I need a muse

Where is Lyle Dregs when you need him

(Hopefully dead)

Bro you’re gonna get squatters

Then they will own the place

So you were able to kick out your renters during a pandemic?

I thought you couldn’t

Lol

No buyers yet?

Ignorant fools

Honestly that surprises me

I thought this market was hot

THIS MARKET IS HOT PPL

holy fuck

We’ve turned into Seattle

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

Wow you bought that house for 270k?

Dayan

Dayam

Million dollar house in 4 years

Well I’m renting forever so that’s gonna be chill

Barring any unexpected deaths of distant relatives

Hope.com

I think it’s funny that Michael saylor bought hope.com and turned it into a Bitcoin site

Yeah the dude is on some galaxy brain with Bitcoin the way he talks about it

Not unlike cullen in fantasy football, I might add

Galaxy brain that is

Did you know that if you bought one Bitcoin last week, that you’d have 18% less money?

I mean, tell me he’s wrong

Like you cannot tell me that he’s wrong!

https://twitter.com/racistoniichan/status/1374445052479467527

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1374964629777100803

I’m taking tomorrow off if anyone wants to get lunch and FMWM

I’d prolly be into the lunch part

Let’s get lunch

Figure it out dan

Precisely!

I’m in

😯

I’d like some energy and vitality products

If Alex Jones uses them they most work

He certainly has energy

Oh wow did I just get deepfaked??

What is this

lol

Those heads movements at the end

That’s wild

https://twitter.com/DaryRezvani/status/1375151798831378433

Ok this I can get behind