Friday, March 26, 2021

https://twitter.com/AriaCallaghan/status/1375154205233721348

Guys this just crossed my mind

But we should get a Leavenworth house in fall

No it’s beautiful

We just don’t need to go on Oktoberfest

I could fuck

Let’s fuck

Probably need to start looking for a house do

I’ll fuck

Let’s do it

I’m going A.I

Keep seeing videos on Twitter of some weird meteor/ufo type shit over Oregon tonight, videos from Portland and the coast. One place says it’s Falcon rocket returning to earth. Y’all see those vids

No but I’m interested now

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1375185836170416129

Lolol

yeah that’s really funny

TheBabylonBee lmao

Honestly I don’t even know what the Babylon bee is

I just like that he responded

It’s a right wing onion

It’s a conservative knock off of the onion

Oh

Gross

I’m surprised conservatives don’t have their version of the daily show yet

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1375205856011227142

le epic memes elon

that’s what the babylon bee is full of

That’s fucking lame

Yeah will conservatives unabashedly stop giving a shit about life the second a baby is born

Yeah...

Let’s not fire that one up

This was because a lot of people believed that the Apartheid Emerald Mine business of Elon Musk was owned by his fat

wow thanks for clarifying elon

Guys

There is only one way to settle this

A summer house with no AC in bend and lots of cocaine

We need this

So you’re looking for some real ranting

again

We will leave with the communist manefesto part deux

I’m looking for physical violence

Oh a re-education camp house with cocaine

Lol

Rant!

Honestly re-education camps would be vastly improved by cocaine

Anyone wanna get lunch today

Let’s do a yummy

I’m not sure if canard is alive

We could do our favorite MCB

but I’d love little burgers

Guys? Anyone else gonna join?

https://twitter.com/Edwildoe/status/1375074978031362050

I mean that’s a phat azz

I just got to the court house for jury duty

Didn’t even get inside and they sent me home

My acab shirt worked

Bro let’s go snowboarding

Was it your fards, Kyle?

I didn’t even get inside

Le Pigeon is doing a burger pop-up today

They are at capacity due to covid

If the at answers the canard question

So, no snowboarding?

It’s a $25 burger

But it comes with a foie gras cookie lol

That’s a spicy neataballo

Because of course it does

I dunno if I need a $25 burrito

But maybe I do

What about bbq

Or Mediterranean

I could fuck

https://twitter.com/mikerecine/status/1375459114671865856?s=21

I kinda hoped I could bring the dog

But if it doesn’t have outside seating

(I assume it does)

Does this look infected?

Been neosporin it for a week

Perhaps I should stop getting feces in it?

Nah it’s only clear discharge

No real smell

It’s cum

I gave it a dip in the healing waters of Jar

Praise be his name

That should take care of it

There was a huge human shit in the middle of the Hawthorne bridge

Kind of dope someone shidded there

Street art

It was a huge shid

Street

Art

I wanted to stop to take a pic but too many people around

Idk. Based off the way it was positioned didn’t look like dog

There was a pile and then one huge log

It was old and crusty

A tannish color

Tasted like jicama

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1375546495454343171?s=21

This is amazing

Sure do miss that home grown meth

Leel

The good ol days

Good lord

I’m not sure if this is like a sound bite or something but not sure how you defend this lol

I imagine he goes on to saying the purity is higher?