Sunday, January 3, 2021

When is Jen due?

End of January?

Yeah she’s due at end of January but it looks like he’s going to be early

So really could be any day now

Yes

As long as it doesn’t clash with a Bills playoff game

Hoping it’s before then

Matt, I’m gonna buy you this vape pen for when you’re a dad

That’s pretty tight where’d you see it?

Twitter

Vape my dick

Bills sitting their defensive starters, what’s the game to watch this morning?

Maybe cowboys giants

Shit battle for nfc east

Are the Packers starters playing? Do they bounce the Bears w/a bears loss + AZ win?

Yeah they need to win basically

Unless like 2 other teams lose

Not watching browns, Matt?

Yea I’m leaning towards browns at this point

That game is going to be dumb too though cause Pitt is sitting everyone

I hate that

Playing against him in a final

You’re in for a long day then

I know

I knew that cumming in

Mike Evans hurt

Buffalo over here just absolutely crushing Miami’s playoff hopes

Barkley was about to take the field before that return

Lol that’s hilarious

Without fitzmagic to save them Miami is fucked

JOHN BROWN IS BACK BABY

Poor Dolphins

What a beat down

Good thing I sat Josh Allen

I told you he’d play for a half to break some records

Gotta be Barkley time now

That’s why I sat him

Josh Allen is making his last minute mvp case

Did Mike Evans do a Teddy on his knee?

https://twitter.com/christomasson/status/1345813510320771074?s=21

This is one of the Vikings best beat writers. Matt, did you know Don was still playing?

Don was a legend 25 years ago I’m sure he’s still got it

Looks like we benched pretty much everyone so Miami’s playoff hopes are alive and well

NM

Miami - not legit

It’s just tua

I think all their best receivers are injured tho

Tua pretty bad

Now that’s a spicy meataballo boys

Tampa’s basically going to get a free playoff win playing anyone in the nfc east

https://gfycat.com/scaredalivecuckoo

Did Davey nudded?

Yeah

Packers allow a nice 14 play drive

They’ll probably get absolutely humiliated today by the bears

Damn, Jones

Kyle, are you trying to go mid week, based on that report?

Yeah hopefully Green Bay can get 3 points thanks to Jones Herculean efforts to bail us out

I was considering Thursday for a bluebird day with potentially lots of snow from Wednesday

And/or Wednesday for storm and fresh

Not and

Either or

I like this

Bluebird could be nice

https://www.vice.com/en/article/bv8q45/history-of-the-money-shot-cum-fetish?utm_content=1609341981&utm_medium=social&utm_source=VICE_facebook&fbclid=IwAR08mxbSIk0RvDIbcubuXhC2Qjuje3h1yRA2DILs7eDh85etzikm9VhcJb

Bob Ton

11th yht of the season

Not a pro bowler

I’m taking my tree down. Should be dry enough for Max’s place in a week or two I’d guess

Perfect

Opening line of this article: Humankind has always been dually fascinated by and afraid of cum.

Damn you hipster clickbait

Damn you

But the fantasy doesn't stop some guys from trying to do it like the pros, including taking sketchy load-boosting increasing supplements and withholding orgasm for as long as possible

A la semenmax and...edging!!?

Anyone watching WW84 right now?

Anyone else on drugs?

I can’t stop watching WW84

Good one

That’s a leel

Big leel

🤪

😜

😂😂😂

For a guy who admits he's not all that into cum himself, Max Huhn spends a lot of time thinking about it.

Huhn makes "Kum," his fake semen produc

https://www.meo.de/en/best-lube-for-anal-sex/4515-mancunt-hybrid-lube-xl-ref-9602-00.html

Why is it called man cunt

It’s a bussy

It should be bussy balm or something like that

Despite being designed for porn folks, Hahn told me that his cumtraptions and faux Kum refills are mostly bought by private citizens

Cumtraptions 😂

Perhaps we should make a soothing balm for chaffed assholes called bussy balm

Man I feel very naughty listening to that

Chris Carson is bleeding out of his ear