Wednesday, November 25, 2020

https://www.cameo.com/theundertaker

What a showman

I’m more of a Kane guy

Anyone else get sweaty when edging a shid?

Depends on how hard I’m grunting

https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1331429343613038596

https://twitter.com/feraljokes/status/1331467887157125121

https://twitter.com/EXKazmer/status/1331346243755368450

Gnorm watching them fuck

That movie looks pretty lit

Anyone want to shred during the week of 12/7-12/11?

Always

Yes

I think I’m looking to take 3 weekdays in Dec

Same here

Based on my current PTO situation and what I can roll over

I’m gonna take a day next week

And the following week

I think I’m basically at 4 day weeks all of dec

I’d try to fuck New Year’s Day as well

Since I don’t think there will be partying this go around

Yeah I have like 250 hours of PTO right now

Just take December off?

That is insane

I have half of that and it’s the most I’ve ever had

I only have 41 hours, but my PTO is all within a calendar year

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/27950202210

Someone buy a 4x4 hearse to take to the mountain

I don’t have one

But I’m sure it could be done

Maybe not the 4x4 part

Dan, would you be interested in a Thanksgiving fantasy football wager?

Marvin Jones scoring at least 30 points (non ppr)

10:1 odds

Marvin Jones has a penchant for Thanksgiving day games

Full disclosure

Actually

Upon further investigation that bet is bad

Odds would have to be like 100:1

Because he has never eclipsed 30 points on thanksgiving

Probably like once

He had a 4 td game last year

Not on thanksgiving

30burger is redundant, Dan

🙄

I think I’d still do 10:1 odds if lowered to 20 points

And I’d take the over

Honesty though

I kind of want no part of this bet anymore

Lol

After actually reviewing the life of Marvin Jones jr

Kyle: Dan would you like to bet because I sure wouldn’t

Let’s just pretend this conversation didn’t happen

And get back to the 4x4 hearse

https://www.carlease.com/find/lincoln/mkt-town-car/2019/hearse-fleet/awd-hearse-fleet-4dr-crossover

Technically a 4x4 hearse but doesn’t have the right aesthetic

#hearselife is the new #vanlife

https://www.google.com/amp/s/blog.consumerguide.com/dying-different-10-hearses-arent-cadillacs/amp/

Suburban mountain hearse!

Evan, you’re up

Say no more fam

https://twitter.com/mcjesse/status/1331409141596733443?s=10

Seems like every episode this season so far

The last episode moved the main narrative forward quite a bit

Without side quests the show would be over in a season

This wasn’t an indictment of the show

Would y’all say that Marshawn has been going...baste mode?

Ok, sorry

Indict my weewee

Stock market hitting 30k points on a day when over 2k people died from covid and hundreds of thousand struggle to find food for thanksgiving.

I’ll indict that

Well, looks like we have three options

*America’s Brocken Capitalist System

Don’t indict the market

Look

I’ll take some handouts

Gimme gimme gimme

What are you doing, Evan?

Eating Indian food

I mean with this handouts take

Where are you going with that

I just want some handouts

Where’s my second stim

I’m not saying the stock market is inherently bad. I’m saying it’s fucked up that the rich are doing so well when millions of people struggle to access food right no

And trivializing handouts right now seems to trivialize their plight

And kind of pisses me off

Yeah sometimes I can’t tell

He definitely wants a handout

Don’t we all

But on the other hand, there are millions who need a hand out

That’s, an excessive amount, of commas, Dan

Even the term handout is kinda frustrating guys

It’s a handout if you want it

Frustrate my dick

It’s financial aid of you need it

Alright

Yeah but if you didn’t lose your job then it’s a handout

But the handout could be used to stimulate the rcojomy even if you still have your job

Like I bought a bunch of stuff I wouldn’t have otherwise

While others had to use it just get by

The thing that bothers me is those programs that were giving loans at low interest to “small” businesses

The stimulus checks and increased unemployment weren’t the problem

It’s all that other shit that had virtually no vetting

I think that would fall under that category

And I’m sure some of that money went places it was needed

But a lot did not

Alysa and I got a premade meal from elephants

Or did you mean cooking one?

A whole bird?

Loved an attachment

I also got a pound of ham

I don’t enjoy dark meat either

Jambon

Heathers family thinks it’s weird they I like a ham on thanksgiving

Brining and cooking a full bird over here

17 lbs

4 people

It is

Will there be enough covid for everyone?

I’m making extra

65”

Huuuge nut