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Tuesday, November 24, 2020

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1330949242458816513?s=10
  2. That’s a love
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a smart move by then
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Multnomah county cracked 1100 Positive Covid tests yesterday
  5. Matt avatar
    That seems kinda bad
  6. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is that our PR ?
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yes
  8. Previous was like 500
  9. 2 weeks ago was last highest, around 600
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    Will you get the vaccine as soon as it’s available to you?
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    TBD but probably
  12. Matt avatar
    Will it make me more autistic?
  13. Daniel Miller avatar
    They are working on that. I’ve been assured it won’t be released until they can figure out a way to have it give people autis
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Isn’t it being a vaccine sufficient for it cause autism?
  15. Like isn’t that step one when developing a vaccine?
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But will it make me gay
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Dan, whatever you do, don’t move taysom from the te spot, he is qb only now
  18. You may be able to keep him there if you don’t move him
  19. Daniel Miller avatar
    O he’s stayin
  20. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/OHAOregon/status/1330981685727555585
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t see anything there about taysom hill
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    O Man, he better not get covid
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah Dan we really neee you to beat Nick
  24. Daniel Miller avatar
    Let’s do a matchup review
  25. Or preview rather
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Please get the giants defense
  27. They play the bengals without joe burrow
  28. May I also suggest Wayne gallman
  29. Or Gus edwards
  30. Even better, Austin Ekeler may be back for you
  31. Matt avatar
    It was the entire state that cracked 1100 cases yesterday not must co. FAKE NEWS
    Evan Bbbender
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    Matt
  33. Should I leave the line up as it
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh goodness
  35. Yes
  36. Daniel Miller avatar
    Sitting AR II
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh damn that’s tough
  38. Daniel Miller avatar
    I won’t be able to change my lineup for the rest of the season
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    OregoN had over 4K
  40. Daniel Miller avatar
    And things were just starting to turn around
  41. Matt avatar
    What’s the sauce for this
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://weather.com/coronavirus/l/45.4978,-122.6937
  43. Maybe not the best source
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah Dan idk
  45. That’s a tough call
  46. There are good Cleveland streamers out there
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    Everybody gets it wrong sometimes. 😀
  48. https://twitter.com/OHAOregon/status/1330982676338151424
  49. Matt avatar
    The 4K number is cumulative from the weekend:
    Monday’s COVID-19 Update includes new cases and deaths reported 12:01am Friday to 12:01am Monda
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah that makes sense
  51. The 1100 for mult co was also including the weekend
  52. But the last highest for mult co over a weekend was like 600
  53. Either way it’s way higher
  54. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/tmavuram/status/1331040136675667969
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    Do you think our children will learn about Colin Kaepernick in third grade?
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He believed in a cause so strongly that he only stopped once the nfl paid him a lot of money never to speak or it again
  57. Matt avatar
    What’s this a dumb reddit thread?
  58. That’s some fairly lazy criticism of Kap
  59. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan is a child of reddit
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Gimme your good kap comments
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    Loves those takes
  62. Matt avatar
    What are “good kap comments”? He’s certainly made an impact
    Cullen Conway
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I want hot takes
  64. Yeah no he was an activist until he got paid off
  65. Like definitely an influential activist
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan doubling down
  67. Daniel Miller avatar
    Kap has made a positive impact for sure. I was more disappointed when he became a corporate shill for Nike who is run by a very conservative ma
  68. Matt avatar
    He’s not an activist anymore? Or the media just stopped paying attention to him?
  69. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s fine to get paid
  70. Everyone needs a living
  71. You can make an impact and be wealthy, it’s not disqualifying
  72. Matt avatar
    He appears to still be an activist to me. So the criticism is that he no longer has the platform he once had?
  73. And I agree there is absolutely nothing wrong with being compensated for your labor
  74. Cullen Conway avatar
    I agree with both points and from what I’ve seen he’s at least as active
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah Matt’s right he’s still an activist
  76. Cullen Conway avatar
    If not more
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just checked
  78. So my bad there
  79. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan his Instagram account activity isn’t what makes him an activist
  80. Like his rate of posts isn’t the metric
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I checked his Twitter
  82. Which is my other metric
  83. Cullen Conway avatar
    Oh, well that is the metric
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But by all means, is you have any of his critical essays
  85. Please send them over
  86. If you have*
  87. Daniel Miller avatar
    I think a fair criticism is that his message was inspiring when he was sacrificing his career for it. Now he makes just as much money as before so it’s easy to see it as opportunisti
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    ^^^ this
  89. Cullen Conway avatar
    The origin of this was Matt’s point that we celebrate the dead socialists as hero’s but bash the current ones
  90. Do you think Trump will refuse to pardon the turkey?
  91. Matt avatar
    I’m not sure how that amounts to “fair criticism” unless you think wealthy people can’t do activism. At some point just concede that you’re not interested in the activis
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t like nike sponsoring his activism as a means to enrich itself
  93. Daniel Miller avatar
    Like Matt, if Bezos offered to pay you your current salary to go to the parking lot of Mt. Hood and preach snocialism would you expect people to take it seriously
  94. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s an odd comparison, Dan
  95. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol
  96. I’m futzin around
  97. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kaep didn’t become a puppet like that from what I’ve seen
  98. Matt avatar
    It’s just a product of the American system we’re forced to work in
  99. Needs the means to spread the message somehow
  100. If Bezos wants to pay me to preach socialism I’d let him
  101. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’d do it tho
  102. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, me too
  103. Matt avatar
    He pays Hasan to do it on Twitch all day technically
  104. Cullen Conway avatar
    Can I still shred?
  105. Daniel Miller avatar
    During your break
  106. To the extent you could ever really shred Cullen
  107. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ok, because you can’t truly preach snocialism if you aren’t shredding too
  108. I’d be a hallow vessel
  109. Matt avatar
    Oh “You can’t preach snocialism because you aren’t truly steezy” now? It never ends
    Cullen Conway
  110. From each his sendy means, to each his sendy needs
  111. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is everyone here eyeing next week for a little steezer?
  112. Matt avatar
    Yes
  113. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m out for next week, but shred 1 4 me
  114. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Shred my dick
    Evan Bbbender
  115. Daniel Miller avatar
    Present it
  116. Present your dick Kyle
  117. Daniel Miller avatar
    And to come back to a very important early point
  118. Trump will pardon the turkey and I think many other beings v soon
  119. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You think he’s gonna go hog wild with pardons
  120. I almost said lardons
  121. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ooo bacon sounds good right now
  122. Daniel Miller avatar
    The internet is awesome, how else would we get this gem.
  123. https://www.vice.com/en/article/jgq8g7/ive-recorded-my-drug-use-in-an-excel-sheet-for-nine-years
  124. Matt avatar
    Big ass snitch file
  125. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Self snitch file
  126. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Randy Quaid (@RandyRRQuaid) Tweeted:
    TIME TO MAKE OAN & NEWSMAX RICH. FOX IS DEAD TO ME! https://t.co/IhnDXCJ7a7 https://twitter.com/RandyRRQuaid/status/1327043884082409474?s=2
  127. Matt avatar
    Is Randy Quaid on cameo?
  128. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You guys absolutely need to watch that video
  129. Daniel Miller avatar
    I did. It’s terrifying
  130. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/randyrrquaid/status/1327043884082409474?s=10
  131. For ease of preview viewing
  132. I love his tongue flicking
  133. Matt avatar
    Where’s the lie?
  134. Cullen Conway avatar
  135. Daniel Miller avatar
    Eww
  136. Cullen Conway avatar
    Those original ones are so bad
  137. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, like those aren’t even euphemisms
  138. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol nope
  139. Daniel Miller avatar
    “I’m full of dick”, “I filled her with my dick”
    Cullen Conway
  140. Daniel Miller avatar
    Heh, the state sent me $550 today
  141. Matt avatar
    For your dick?
  142. Daniel Miller avatar
    Maybe
  143. It also sent me $500 today, not sure which payment was for my dick
  144. I think it’s unemployment from my “waiting week”
  145. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://gizmodo.com/unexplained-monolith-discovered-in-rural-utahs-red-rock-1845745303?utm_campaign=io9&utm_content&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1oLXAVZb8m6aHUBkx1CAI3MGjpKj6H_nDn8ut1xEjP8Y7eehWGQbA_x7
  146. Cullen Conway avatar
    I for one welcome our new monolith overlord
  147. Matt avatar
    I wish it was an art installation but it’s probably just a dumb viral marketing scheme
    Daniel Miller
  148. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It sounds like it was difficult to get to with a helicopter
  149. Matt avatar
    Uh huh
  150. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I WANT IT TO BE ALIENS OKAY!
  151. AND ITS A PORTAL TO A SIMILAR INSTALLATION ON ANOTHER PLANET
  152. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/OHAOregon/status/1331338478223847425
  153. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yup
  154. It’s not good
  155. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/niccolethurman/status/1331331305452126210
  156. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bro, I wish all we had to worry about was cake
  157. Matt avatar
    nice
  158. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Has anyone been checking out cytherea?
  159. Matt avatar
  160. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And my sprint work is done
  161. Now back to my regularly scheduled wanking from home
    Daniel Miller