Monday, November 23, 2020

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Ahhh, COVID lockdown protests

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Well done my good and faithful servant

Punt mortal you have done as I have commanded

Now reap your eternal reward, maggot

MAGAT

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I desperately need the equivalent for the Josh’s Jaqs

Would you settle for Aaron Jones’ Touchdown Squares?

No

What about Mark Sanchez’ Buttery Fumble Crisps?

Yes

I’ll get right on that

Matt, your team is the only one that didn’t fucking lose yesterday

How does it feel?

The packers didn’t lose

My team didn’t lose yesterday

They didn’t play yesterday

Nor lose at all

Feels pretty OK

Kyle claims to be a 12

But where’s the will dissly jersey

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Fascist ass mouse

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Cool

This seems good

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Is everyone still aiming to hit up
Meadows on 11/30 if they open that day?

I was thinking some time that week not necessarily that day

I see

I guess based off weather would be the way to go

Any day weds-fri that week would be more ideal for me personally

I’m trying for that Monday

I agree that weather based is probably best

I don’t want to try for Monday if the weather isn’t good and it’s packed for opening day

But if the weather looks great I’d be down

Yeah I’d prefer to chase weather, but all other things being equal going on Friday sounds better than Monday

Yeah I’ll agree with that too

Goddamnit I’ve already told my boss Monday

I need to give her at least a day warning really

I guess it doesn’t matter

Tell her you quit

Because you’re too steezy for that shit

I need money

It’s fine, I can be flexible

We should just talk through the weekend

Can’t predict when you’re gonna be sick

Just don’t say anything

They porn aly wouldn’t even notice you not at work

Opening day will, without argument, have fresh tracks

Unless they haven’t had any snow in a few days

But yeah if it doesn’t snow for like 4 days

Idk if it’s fresh in that case

Then it’s crusty boy

Crusty cunt

Whoa

Eat

Pant

Cullen do you know why thielen caught Covid?

Because the Vikings blew it

Because thielen catches everything

And the breeze from the blown lead had Covid particles in it

And he caught that too

And the tears of his teammates

Those also had Covid

Still only 3 games behind Green Bay