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Monday, November 23, 2020

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/HermelaTV/status/1330403095071903754?s=20
  2. Ahhh, COVID lockdown protests
  3. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/C0INCELPR0/status/1330407950956032000
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well done my good and faithful servant
  5. Punt mortal you have done as I have commanded
  6. Now reap your eternal reward, maggot
  7. MAGAT
  8. Matt avatar
    https://plbse.com/collections/cereal/products/jumpin-jujus-collectors-edition-box
  9. I desperately need the equivalent for the Josh’s Jaqs
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Would you settle for Aaron Jones’ Touchdown Squares?
  11. Matt avatar
    No
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What about Mark Sanchez’ Buttery Fumble Crisps?
  13. Matt avatar
    Yes
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll get right on that
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt, your team is the only one that didn’t fucking lose yesterday
  16. How does it feel?
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The packers didn’t lose
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    My team didn’t lose yesterday
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They didn’t play yesterday
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Nor lose at all
  21. Matt avatar
    Feels pretty OK
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle claims to be a 12
  23. But where’s the will dissly jersey
  24. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/dril/status/1330901984551964672
  25. Matt avatar
  26. Fascist ass mouse
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://apple.news/A9W1WQX8xTSiT7AG_bbvPig
  28. Cool
  29. This seems good
  30. Cullen Conway
  31. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1330613657018003460
  32. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/BossMoz/status/1330740669120319489
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is everyone still aiming to hit up
    Meadows on 11/30 if they open that day?
  34. Matt avatar
    I was thinking some time that week not necessarily that day
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I see
  36. I guess based off weather would be the way to go
  37. Matt avatar
    Any day weds-fri that week would be more ideal for me personally
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m trying for that Monday
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    I agree that weather based is probably best
  40. I don’t want to try for Monday if the weather isn’t good and it’s packed for opening day
  41. But if the weather looks great I’d be down
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I’d prefer to chase weather, but all other things being equal going on Friday sounds better than Monday
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah I’ll agree with that too
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Goddamnit I’ve already told my boss Monday
  45. I need to give her at least a day warning really
  46. I guess it doesn’t matter
  47. Matt avatar
    Tell her you quit
  48. Because you’re too steezy for that shit
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I need money
  50. It’s fine, I can be flexible
  51. We should just talk through the weekend
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
    Can’t predict when you’re gonna be sick
  53. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just don’t say anything
  54. They porn aly wouldn’t even notice you not at work
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Opening day will, without argument, have fresh tracks
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Unless they haven’t had any snow in a few days
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But yeah if it doesn’t snow for like 4 days
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Idk if it’s fresh in that case
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Then it’s crusty boy
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Crusty cunt
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    Whoa
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Eat
  63. Pant
  64. Cullen do you know why thielen caught Covid?
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    Because the Vikings blew it
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Because thielen catches everything
  67. Cullen Conway avatar
    And the breeze from the blown lead had Covid particles in it
  68. And he caught that too
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And the tears of his teammates
  70. Those also had Covid
  71. Still only 3 games behind Green Bay
  72. Cullen Conway avatar