Saturday, November 7, 2020

Mini lockdown next week

I have a tattoo apt on the books for next month so it would be chill if it waited until after that

https://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2020/11/06/30337860/gov-brown-hits-pause-on-social-gatherings-for-multnomah-county

It appears drugs and alcohol have restored mojo

So belly button body shots on me!

Then let’s get that shot going

Leeeets goooo!!

https://twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/status/1324870480122191872

What’s a big drop of ballots?

Oh like they processed them and are releasing the results

🔥like your mix tape Kyle

I could see it going to Trump

Dan, Bruce update

That’s quite the toy he’s got there

Is that the Blue Steel???

It’s Magnum if you’ve seen what he’s packin’

I think Arizona’s gonna flip

She’s flipping boys

No

Damn that is a good one

That is v good

The last time Georgia went blue the bills went to the superbowl

It’s a good sign boys

What a nightmare that would be if it was bills buccaneers

Don’t say that here

https://twitter.com/olivianuzzi/status/1324926651633963010?s=10

It happened!

CNN projected PA and the presidency

So dad wins?

It appears so, but our ex dad is about to speak

“And here’s joe trying to cup a young white woman’s breast.” - Tucker Carlson, probably.

She is clearly too old for his molestation

This fraud is making me FURIOUS

BUT ARIZONA IS ABOUT TO FLIP GUYS

Yeah you’ve been saying that Evan

They should stop counting!!

Evan we can stop with all that now

No

NO

Evan looking at heather today

Heather never goes to the store

So you’re wrong there my guy

She went to Costco the other day according to you

That is the one exception

Trump’s at the golf course

So fucking awesome

Horny

Are we getting blasted or what

I’ve been getting videos of friends taking shots

Go on

We getting blasted or what

Oh man that’s insane

But expected

Anyways, are we getting blasted?

Jesus

I don’t understand

Are we getting blasted?

I’ve got a bottle of bulleit

I’ll celebrate once Donald is in jail and all his children/grandchildren are dead

Just as sun_wolf prophetized

Celebrate now

I hear Evan has a bottle of bulleit

Fine I guess we aren’t getting blasted

What a shitty election

I’ll be getting blasted

Nobody wants to get blasted together tho?

I’m hauling wood

For a while

The dux play at 4:30

Y’all wanna watch some dux?

Henry Higgins makes a good Reuben

Yep

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJHBpyWB/

It allowed me to watch this video

Which is v good

Did y’all hear that Gaetz got covid?

Classic Gaetz!

Anyone want to play with my balls?

He’s back into hibernation u til we need him most

Thank you Dan

They need to be rolled around like those meditative silver balls

Joseph R Bank

Get 3 free presidents with that every 5 illegal votes

We call it the 3/5 compromise!

What y’all think you will wear masks wise for the mountain?

Biden won

Covid will now disappear

I’m thinking full head ninja mask type thing

https://twitter.com/nutty4jonas/status/1325145028122046464?s=10

Anyone own any libs today?

I drink lib tears daily

They would have had my vote

If only I had known

Oregon could have went brown

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1325194709443080192

Why is he such a punk bitch

Has anyone seen any reports of backlash from him losing?

Violence/protests etc

🌍 👩‍🚀 🔫 👩‍🚀

Always has been

I WON THAT FANTASY GAME AGAINST KYLE. THAT JONNU YHT WAS IN FUCKING GARBAGE TIME AND SHOULDNT COUNT. ALSO TANNEHILL WAS OVER THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE.

He’s not wrong about the LOS

https://twitter.com/chartdata/status/1325213884089708546?s=10