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Friday, November 6, 2020

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    Good lord
  2. This fucker
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I stopped listening
  4. It just gets me riled up
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good lord
  6. Biden might edge in GA soon
  7. He’s behind by like 3,000
  8. Matt, where are the Vegas odds at
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/aria_gerson/status/1324510870903336963?s=20
    Evan Bbbender
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    OOOF!
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://abc3340.com/amp/news/local/alabama-police-chief-on-social-media-about-biden-voters-put-a-bullet-in-their-skull?__twitter_impression=tru
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    He seems nice
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    Oh no
    Daniel Miller
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    Elon made a tequila
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How dare he compete with teremana
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
    The bottle is 100% emeralds
  18. From his daddy’s mine
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Inside it’s filled with lithium
  20. Daniel Miller avatar
    I need this
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    Its $250
  22. Matt avatar
    Distilled in the tears of his workers pushing through the model 3 release
  23. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lucky bastards
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    Biden within 50k in PA
  25. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/mbrodkorb/status/1324509325356896258
  26. My pillow guy the future gov of MN?
  27. https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1324512677033660416
    Evan Bbbender
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s assuming he loses?
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/youranoncentral/status/1324484694809833472?s=10
  30. Matt avatar
    I think Jack’s just calling the election
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Biden is up by like 3.7 million votes and it’s still a toss up
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan, what coverage are you watching
  33. Biden is knocking on the fucking door my guy
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m watching packers 49ers
  35. I know I keep refreshing my map
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    You’re just watching the numbers and don’t know the context in that Biden has a huge advantage in the votes remaining?
  37. (Because they are fabricated)
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah the fake ballots
  39. My understanding is that Dan just dumped off like 4,000 an hour ago in az
  40. Matt avatar
    You can only count ballots if you’re wearing a Biden mask
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    40k
  42. Cullen Conway avatar
    Biden within 2,500 in GA
  43. Wow
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Arizona is not looking so good
  45. I hate this game
  46. Matt avatar
    Dan is personally responsible for Arizona’s outcome IMO
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    All the states are irrelevant but PA
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He needs to squirt in pa bad
  49. Like big squirt
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    Nevada is more useless than a dick at a roller derby
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I like a nice dick at a derby
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
    GA is not irrelevant
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Don’t know where that metaphor came from but alright
  54. Daniel Miller avatar
    You are the only one
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
    Trump absolutely needs that
  56. Daniel Miller avatar
    Just flip a fucking state and let’s be done with this
  57. You think map guy and blitzer fucking hate each other off camera?
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think they have naughty sex parties
  60. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s what I’m imagining
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s not naughty
  62. That’s lovely
  63. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m watching Thursday night football with map guy as commentator
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think I love that?
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullrn
  66. Map update
  67. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ve been looking into firewood on Craigslist
  68. I think I need to order from this guy
  69. Daniel Miller avatar
    O boy
  70. That looks like a scene from borat
  71. Cullen Conway avatar
    It sure does
  72. Daniel Miller avatar
    Like the parts in fake kazhakstan
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m so tired of this election map
  74. Cullen Conway avatar
    Are you just watching a silent map?
  75. You know you could have map guy narrating it
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I’m doing the opposite of you
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    Prolly why you seem so confused
  78. You don’t have map guy breaking this shit down
  79. County by county
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Can I get a narration update
  81. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  82. I’m not map guy
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    I will be your map guy Evan
  84. Update coming shortly
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Thank you Dan
  86. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1324166665198837766?s=10
    Evan Bbbender
  87. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s fraud Kevin
  88. Those are the only two outcomes
  89. Cars with flags or fraud
  90. There is nothing in between
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’ve seen multiple people talking about how now one shows up to
    Biden rallies
  92. Did he have rallies at all?
  93. Cullen Conway avatar
    Car rallies
  94. Daniel Miller avatar
    He has rallies with restricted attendance
  95. And car ralliws
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I fucking love Kevin sorbo
  97. He was in a Netflix movie where antifa come and terrorize a farming community
  98. And they have to protect their family with guns against a bloodcrazed leftist mob
  99. Daniel Miller avatar
    You mean the reliant?
  100. https://www.cameo.com/5b972345a3f3ab0053467553?qid=1604633740
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s the one
  102. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Did Biden win yet?
  103. Daniel Miller avatar
    No
  104. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is he edging yet?
  105. Daniel Miller avatar
    Maybe tonight
  106. He is edging hard
  107. Cullen Conway avatar
    Anyone popping bottles upon victory?
  108. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll pop some pills
  109. Imagine if we could vote electronically
  110. Or something entirely sensible for the 21st century
  111. Daniel Miller avatar
    Or if everyone did it like Oregon has for decades
  112. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah that too
  113. Evan Bbbender avatar
  114. Cullen Conway avatar
    Daniel Miller
  115. An escort apparently wrote this about an encounter with Lindsey Graham
  116. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Are we done with election stuff for the night
  117. Things don’t seem to be moving
  118. Daniel Miller avatar
    Biden is supposed to pull ahead in PA around midnight
  119. According to my twitter
  120. Cullen Conway avatar
    Finally Dan shows up as Evans map guy
  121. Took long enough
  122. Daniel Miller avatar
    I will be awake covered in baby piss
  123. Should I FaceTime you?
  124. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just leave me a urine-soaked audio message
  125. I mean video message
  126. Daniel Miller avatar
    His Colombia snow suit is a bit large
    Evan Bbbender
  127. Cullen Conway avatar
    😂
  128. That’s amazing
  129. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I bet he’s cozy as hell in it though
  130. Cullen Conway avatar
    2
  131. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This is sick
  132. Daniel Miller avatar
    Late night update, Biden has take the lead in GA after three days of edging
  133. This means the most electoral votes trump could get is 2🤙🤙
  134. (269
  135. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I woke up early for this. Where is the PA that was promised?
  136. Evan Bbbender avatar
    IT HAPPENED
  137. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan, line check
  138. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s flat today, but this is one of the best weeks in awhile, markets have been expecting this for days. Buying is going to take a pause for no
  139. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Heathers dad about to go into cash
  140. Matt avatar
    How bout crypto
  141. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Crypto would be nice if it actually did something other than take forever to acquire and be used to buy drugs
  142. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well Dan if these states hold you might get the landslide victory you predicted
  143. Daniel Miller avatar
    Dumb idea, wall st likes Biden
  144. Matt avatar
    Wall Street loves Biden w/a red Senate.  Biden has the excuse to not do shit he didn’t really want to do anyway
  145. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah pretty much
  146. The markets are mostly apolitical. It is a global thing after all, the us president just doesn’t matter all that much
  147. Matt avatar
    Biden will rightfully be punished for rolling over like a little bitch in 2022, more seats turn red and we continue the same cycle we’ve been on for like 30 year
  148. Daniel Miller avatar
    Definitely. But don’t be so cynical. He unseated an incumbent president.
  149. That’s rare
  150. And he did it after escaping from his nursing home
  151. Evan Bbbender avatar
    By 2022 it will be president Kamala Harris
  152. Matt avatar
    Acab
  153. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Or Pelosi, sanders and the radical left running a shadow government as trump knew all along
  154. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, I could see Biden resigning early
  155. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m tempted to check Fox News to see what their take on this is
  156. And to puke in my mouth
  157. Daniel Miller avatar
    Why haven’t any networks called it?
  158. Still so close I guess
  159. Evan Bbbender avatar
    About the insane shit they must be spouting right now
  160. Matt avatar
    Biden dies of covid before Jan, they decide Trump has to stay president
  161. That’s my new prediction
  162. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not all the votes have been counted
  163. Matt avatar
    I like my presidents capable of surviving covid
  164. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How many lawsuits will trump file
  165. 10?
  166. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/513252073727873024
  167. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a Golden find
  168. Cullen Conway avatar
  169. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1324086031591886850
  170. Cullen Conway avatar
  171. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/1324752060621840389
  172. Bookies stopped taking action, it’s over
    Evan Bbbender
  173. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is it ever really over?
  174. Daniel Miller avatar
    yes
  175. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wrong
  176. Daniel Miller avatar
    Sorry Kyle, your dreams of maga are done, the liberal keks and their soibois are going to run this country into the ground
  177. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I voted for ye
  178. Cullen Conway avatar
    Will the Trumpers be lowering their truck flags to half mast?
  179. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s a love
  180. Or a tweet
  181. Either way
  182. HORNY
    Cullen Conway
  183. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wait so Lindsay Graham is a closeted gay?
  184. Evan Bbbender avatar
    BIDEN CRIME FAMILY!
  185. BIDEN CRIME FAMILY!!!
  186. Daniel Miller avatar
    If biden holds all the states where he leads, and it looks like he will, he will get 306 electoral votes, 2 more than DT in 201
  187. His pop vote margin will be just slightly higher than crooked hillarys
  188. Crazy how the whole thing hangs on such a razor thin margin
  189. Cullen Conway avatar
    And that every year more than 55 million votes are meaningless because they are in states like Oregon, CA, and NY and we just have to bite our nails and watch PA and Michigan
  190. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But isn’t that same always red states?
  191. Maybe lesser population numbers
  192. Cullen Conway avatar
    It is
  193. Daniel Miller avatar
    It is, but there are more people in blue states
  194. So it’s only unfair to them
  195. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Though what are electoral votes based off of? Population?
  196. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m saying it’s just stupid that it always comes down to the same fucking states
  197. Daniel Miller avatar
    Electoral college is unfair because it’s winner take all
  198. Cullen Conway avatar
    And the EC is fucked up and antiquated
  199. Daniel Miller avatar
    So if you win by 90% in California you get the same amount of electoral votes as if you win by 1%
  200. Even though you convinced 10million more people to vote for you
  201. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I agree
  202. I also feel the senate is also fucked
  203. In terms representing the people as a whole
  204. Daniel Miller avatar
    Calling the EC antiquated is a complement, it was never intended to operate like this. Even at the founding, it was conceived differently, and then changed over tim
  205. The Senate is even worse
  206. At least the EC is based off population
  207. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Look enough of this
  208. Daniel Miller avatar
    agreed
  209. It’s over!
  210. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Should I eat leftover fried chicken for breakfast?
  211. It’s spicy!
  212. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes
  213. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/PardonMyMeme/status/1324755910921801736
    Evan Bbbender
  214. Evan Bbbender avatar
    To be fair, they lost to Dalvin cook
  215. Because he is a monster
  216. Kirk gets points for being indifferent about dying from covid, but is still small pp
  217. Cullen, do you agree with the above?
  218. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Kurt didn’t get points for anything
  219. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Only winners get wings
  220. https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7O9y/nfl-fantasy-football-carry-to-victory
  221. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can we talk about covid again?
  222. The Danes are culling millions of minks due to mutated strain ofncovid
  223. Matt avatar
    Good time to buy a fur coat
  224. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m more of a stoat guy
  225. Nothing like ermine either though
  226. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://www.npr.org/2020/11/06/931720639/georgia-senate-race-between-david-perdue-and-jon-ossoff-edges-closer-to-a-runoff?utm_campaign=npr&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_term=nprnews&fbclid=IwAR1-4ap8H
  227. Edging all around the country
  228. Matt avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  229. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Crime family
  230. Did you guys see that clip?
  231. Matt avatar
    Ya that guy is my spirit animal
  232. Evan Bbbender avatar
    His shirt is so sick
  233. https://www.amazon.com/Freedom-America-USA-Party-Summer/dp/B07S9H3F5B
  234. Matt avatar
    #1 best seller in novelty tanks
  235. Cullen Conway avatar
  236. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The sad thing is that it’s going to be Election Day for the next month
  237. Cullen Conway avatar
    Disagree
  238. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, electoral margin is so big, no lawsuit or recount will be enough
  239. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1324774820244938753?s=10
  240. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah there is nothing to sue about.
  241. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s encouraging
  242. I guess if Georgia is the only state they need a recount in it don’t necessarily matter much
  243. Cullen Conway avatar
    Do y’all want to go in on a small news station in Georgia?
  244. Daniel Miller avatar
    What’s the price?
  245. Cullen Conway avatar
    No idea, but there’s about to be sooooo much money flowing through there
  246. Daniel Miller avatar
    I don’t think so
  247. The presidency doesn’t hinge on Georgia
  248. Or are you referring or the senate?
  249. Also Cullen
  250. We are supposed to be buying a subway franchise together
  251. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Worked at subway in high school
  252. Not a good investments
  253. Daniel Miller avatar
    We’re you a sandwich artist?
  254. Cullen Conway avatar
    Two runoffs for senate there
  255. That the balance of power hangs on
  256. There gone be some cash
  257. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah I guess that’s pretty newsworthy
  258. I just feel like if the dems can’t win it in a prezzi election it’ll be harder in a run-off
  259. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m hard
  260. Rock hard
  261. Daniel Miller avatar
    KEY RACE ALERT
    Cullen Conway
  262. Cullen is rock hard
  263. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The shogun has labeled me a traitor
  264. And my horse is dead
  265. I have never known such deep sorrow
  266. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wow
  267. Matt avatar
  268. Cullen Conway avatar
  269. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s some fun right there for the bros
  270. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m still salty about how unbeatable Evan was in flip cup that trip
  271. Like wtf was going on
  272. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I was in a fugue state
  273. Cullen Conway avatar
    Weird you say that
  274. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s because he absorbed my mojo via belly button body shot
    Cullen Conway
  275. Daniel Miller avatar
    Could I get one of those?
  276. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m afraid there wouldn’t be any mojo left. It is currently being siphoned by pandemic, work and election
  277. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I can barely make an offering to my Lord
  278. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyone mailing out any last minute ballots for AZ or Georgia?
  279. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  280. Big week for edging
  281. Matt avatar
    I should get the skis tuned
  282. If we talking edging over here
    Evan Bbbender
  283. Evan Bbbender avatar
    True
  284. They’ve got a lot of snow right now too
  285. Cullen Conway avatar
  286. Maybe this is how Evan did so well
  287. https://www.espn.com/espnmag/story?id=3831916
  288. “The key today was getting me real drunk”
  289. That’s your keys to the game
  290. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That reminds me I need to buy my pass today
  291. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes you do my goodman
  292. But we may be in lockdown here soon again?
  293. Matt avatar
    Didn’t the price go up today?
  294. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think it’s the 9th?
  295. Matt avatar
    More edging
  296. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Goes up Sunday
  297. Which is why I need to buy today
  298. Though we will almost certainly be locked down at some point during the season
  299. Matt avatar
    Maybe not until big Joe is inaugurated though?
  300. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sleepy joe*
  301. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m hoping we can shralp in a couple weeks
  302. Usually they aim for thanksgiving weekend
  303. For opening
  304. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Pass acquired
    Cullen Conway
  305. I could see a lockdown happening before eom
    Cullen Conway
  306. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What can I say, our covid is booming