Friday, November 6, 2020

Good lord

This fucker

I stopped listening

It just gets me riled up

Good lord

Biden might edge in GA soon

He’s behind by like 3,000

Matt, where are the Vegas odds at

https://twitter.com/aria_gerson/status/1324510870903336963?s=20

OOOF!

https://abc3340.com/amp/news/local/alabama-police-chief-on-social-media-about-biden-voters-put-a-bullet-in-their-skull?__twitter_impression=tru

He seems nice

Oh no

What

Elon made a tequila

How dare he compete with teremana

The bottle is 100% emeralds

From his daddy’s mine

Inside it’s filled with lithium

Its $250

Distilled in the tears of his workers pushing through the model 3 release

Biden within 50k in PA

https://twitter.com/mbrodkorb/status/1324509325356896258

My pillow guy the future gov of MN?

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1324512677033660416

That’s assuming he loses?

https://twitter.com/youranoncentral/status/1324484694809833472?s=10

I think Jack’s just calling the election

Biden is up by like 3.7 million votes and it’s still a toss up

Evan, what coverage are you watching

Biden is knocking on the fucking door my guy

I’m watching packers 49ers

I know I keep refreshing my map

You’re just watching the numbers and don’t know the context in that Biden has a huge advantage in the votes remaining?

(Because they are fabricated)

Yeah the fake ballots

My understanding is that Dan just dumped off like 4,000 an hour ago in az

You can only count ballots if you’re wearing a Biden mask

Biden within 2,500 in GA

Wow

Arizona is not looking so good

I hate this game

Dan is personally responsible for Arizona’s outcome IMO

He needs to squirt in pa bad

Like big squirt

I like a nice dick at a derby

GA is not irrelevant

Don’t know where that metaphor came from but alright

Trump absolutely needs that

Yes

I think they have naughty sex parties

That’s not naughty

That’s lovely

I’m watching Thursday night football with map guy as commentator

I think I love that?

Cullrn

Map update

I’ve been looking into firewood on Craigslist

I think I need to order from this guy

It sure does

I’m so tired of this election map

Are you just watching a silent map?

You know you could have map guy narrating it

Yeah I’m doing the opposite of you

Prolly why you seem so confused

You don’t have map guy breaking this shit down

County by county

Can I get a narration update

No

I’m not map guy

Thank you Dan

https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1324166665198837766?s=10

I’ve seen multiple people talking about how now one shows up to
Biden rallies

Did he have rallies at all?

Car rallies

I fucking love Kevin sorbo

He was in a Netflix movie where antifa come and terrorize a farming community

And they have to protect their family with guns against a bloodcrazed leftist mob

That’s the one

Did Biden win yet?

Is he edging yet?

Anyone popping bottles upon victory?

I’ll pop some pills

Imagine if we could vote electronically

Or something entirely sensible for the 21st century

Yeah that too

An escort apparently wrote this about an encounter with Lindsey Graham

Are we done with election stuff for the night

Things don’t seem to be moving

Finally Dan shows up as Evans map guy

Took long enough

Just leave me a urine-soaked audio message

I mean video message

😂

That’s amazing

I bet he’s cozy as hell in it though

This is sick

I woke up early for this. Where is the PA that was promised?

IT HAPPENED

Dan, line check

Heathers dad about to go into cash

How bout crypto

Crypto would be nice if it actually did something other than take forever to acquire and be used to buy drugs

Well Dan if these states hold you might get the landslide victory you predicted

Wall Street loves Biden w/a red Senate.  Biden has the excuse to not do shit he didn’t really want to do anyway

Biden will rightfully be punished for rolling over like a little bitch in 2022, more seats turn red and we continue the same cycle we’ve been on for like 30 year

By 2022 it will be president Kamala Harris

Acab

Or Pelosi, sanders and the radical left running a shadow government as trump knew all along

I’m tempted to check Fox News to see what their take on this is

And to puke in my mouth

About the insane shit they must be spouting right now

Biden dies of covid before Jan, they decide Trump has to stay president

That’s my new prediction

Not all the votes have been counted

I like my presidents capable of surviving covid

How many lawsuits will trump file

10?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/513252073727873024

That’s a Golden find

https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1324086031591886850

https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/1324752060621840389

Bookies stopped taking action, it’s over

Is it ever really over?

Wrong

I voted for ye

Will the Trumpers be lowering their truck flags to half mast?

Wait so Lindsay Graham is a closeted gay?

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY!

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY!!!

And that every year more than 55 million votes are meaningless because they are in states like Oregon, CA, and NY and we just have to bite our nails and watch PA and Michigan

But isn’t that same always red states?

Maybe lesser population numbers

It is

Though what are electoral votes based off of? Population?

I’m saying it’s just stupid that it always comes down to the same fucking states

And the EC is fucked up and antiquated

Yeah I agree

I also feel the senate is also fucked

In terms representing the people as a whole

Look enough of this

Should I eat leftover fried chicken for breakfast?

It’s spicy!

Yes

https://twitter.com/PardonMyMeme/status/1324755910921801736

To be fair, they lost to Dalvin cook

Because he is a monster

Kirk gets points for being indifferent about dying from covid, but is still small pp

Cullen, do you agree with the above?

Kurt didn’t get points for anything

Only winners get wings

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7O9y/nfl-fantasy-football-carry-to-victory

Can we talk about covid again?

The Danes are culling millions of minks due to mutated strain ofncovid

Good time to buy a fur coat

I’m more of a stoat guy

Nothing like ermine either though

https://www.npr.org/2020/11/06/931720639/georgia-senate-race-between-david-perdue-and-jon-ossoff-edges-closer-to-a-runoff?utm_campaign=npr&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_term=nprnews&fbclid=IwAR1-4ap8H

Edging all around the country

Crime family

Did you guys see that clip?

Ya that guy is my spirit animal

His shirt is so sick

https://www.amazon.com/Freedom-America-USA-Party-Summer/dp/B07S9H3F5B

#1 best seller in novelty tanks

The sad thing is that it’s going to be Election Day for the next month

Disagree

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1324774820244938753?s=10

That’s encouraging

I guess if Georgia is the only state they need a recount in it don’t necessarily matter much

Do y’all want to go in on a small news station in Georgia?

No idea, but there’s about to be sooooo much money flowing through there

Worked at subway in high school

Not a good investments

Two runoffs for senate there

That the balance of power hangs on

There gone be some cash

I’m hard

Rock hard

The shogun has labeled me a traitor

And my horse is dead

I have never known such deep sorrow

Wow

That’s some fun right there for the bros

I’m still salty about how unbeatable Evan was in flip cup that trip

Like wtf was going on

I was in a fugue state

Weird you say that

It’s because he absorbed my mojo via belly button body shot

I’m afraid there wouldn’t be any mojo left. It is currently being siphoned by pandemic, work and election

I can barely make an offering to my Lord

Anyone mailing out any last minute ballots for AZ or Georgia?

I should get the skis tuned

If we talking edging over here

True

They’ve got a lot of snow right now too

Maybe this is how Evan did so well

https://www.espn.com/espnmag/story?id=3831916

“The key today was getting me real drunk”

That’s your keys to the game

That reminds me I need to buy my pass today

Yes you do my goodman

But we may be in lockdown here soon again?

Didn’t the price go up today?

I think it’s the 9th?

More edging

Goes up Sunday

Which is why I need to buy today

Though we will almost certainly be locked down at some point during the season

Maybe not until big Joe is inaugurated though?

Sleepy joe*

I’m hoping we can shralp in a couple weeks

Usually they aim for thanksgiving weekend

For opening

Pass acquired

I could see a lockdown happening before eom

What can I say, our covid is booming