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Friday, October 2, 2020

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/j3j9ae/this_guy_hilarious/
  2. Daniel Miller avatar
    South Park pandemic special
  3. 🧑‍🍳😘
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Can I steam it, and is it funny?
  5. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ya, it’s pandemic focused
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Link me
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
    I don’t know your setup but you likely have paid for it through some service
  8. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.tomsguide.com/amp/news/how-to-watch-south-park-pandemic-special-air-date-time-and-how-to-stream-it-for-fre
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Eh too much work
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ok more important
  11. https://www.instagram.com/p/CF0mvmZhpZR/?igshid=1gbz0dmdvy8rj
  12. We can yorsht on our own!!!
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Omg
  14. Omg
  15. Let’s yorsht this weekend!!
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m cumming so hard right now
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan buy it
  18. Dan buy it
  19. Cocaine and yorsht Saturday
  20. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m getting on the list
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oooo boy
  22. Does anyone have that 19 year old kids number?
  23. With the ⛽️🔥
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    🔥🔥🔥
  25. Daniel Miller avatar
    ⛽️ ⛽️ ⛽️
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan buy the ⛽️
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan buy it
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Diesel fire
  29. Daniel Miller avatar
    Sadly I don’t think we can get either this weekend
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This is a nightmare
  31. I guess it’s back to hot drug water
  32. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Frank gore has been playing longer than TNF
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And he’s got 36 yards to show for it tonight
  34. Sprinkle those meager stats into his boundless well of career rushing yards
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) Tweeted:
    Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER
  36. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1311892190680014849?s=20
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What!
  38. No way!!
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s v real
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Omg
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    I wonder if he gave it to biden
  42. Hell be fine, the bad ones always come back
    Evan Bbbender
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s so true
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    He is an obese septogenarian
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But maybe...just maybe...
  46. This could be it!
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    I don’t want him to die by covid
  48. I want him to die by democracy
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But what if he doesn’t die by democracy
  50. What if this hollow shell of a republic folds in on itself
  51. I just would love the sweet irony of it all
  52. All his supporters who think it’s a hoax or not that dangerous
  53. Then again they’d probably immediately pivot to it being done deep stare plot
  54. And this was its end game
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    FUCK
  56. The market is crashing
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    Once he beats it he can talk more shit on it
    Evan Bbbender
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Why does the market love yenno so much
  59. Trump
  60. Daniel Miller avatar
    The market doesn’t like uncertainty
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Pussies
  62. The line is a pussy
  63. Matt avatar
    I bet trump announced he’s positive yesterday because Joe is going to announce he’s positive soon. Soiboi Joe dies + Trump shows no symptom
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    This has to be a scheme
  65. To downplay covid severity
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    If he dies, he dies
  67. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone else edging a shid?
  68. Matt avatar
    I was up early brother I’m 2 shids deep
    Cullen Conway
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wowza
  70. You have inspired me to end my rdge
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Very impressive
  72. Matt avatar
    So raised by wolves ended up being pretty tight
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I didn’t finish it yet
  74. No spoilers
  75. Daniel Miller avatar
    Did the worms come?
  76. Matt avatar
    I won’t spoil
  77. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m behind
  78. Please no more talk here
  79. Matt avatar
    No problem I was just putting it out there to see if anyone else finished it
  80. Daniel Miller avatar
    I kinda gave up on it. Sounds like I should resume
  81. Matt avatar
    It’s got flaws but overall really fun sci-fi story
    Daniel Miller
  82. I hope it gets another season but it wrapped up well enough if they don’t
  83. Matt avatar
    https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trumps-positive-covid-19-announcement-becomes-his-most-liked-tweet-ever-1535943
  84. Daniel Miller avatar
    lolololol
  85. That’s pretty dark
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wow that’s fucking hilarious
  87. (But also dark)
  88. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just wait til it kills him
  89. Matt avatar
    Not gonna happen
  90. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I know
  91. Matt avatar
    He’ll be saying covid is for soibois in 2 weeks
    Cullen Conway
  92. Cullen Conway avatar
    I hope he says that verbatim
  93. Daniel Miller avatar
    What if it inspires a bunch of patriotic rally around the flag horseShit and propels him to re-election
  94. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan
  95. I don’t need any more depressing thoughts right now
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean it could
  97. Cullen Conway avatar
    Well yeah
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s really hard to kill
  99. Lots of thai trolls on that thread
  100. 
  101. Daniel Miller avatar
    Are we going to be getting live updates every time he develops a new symptom now?
  102. Like breaking “the president’s stool is loose”
  103. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan, you’ve been eating fried chiggin, eh?
  104. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I love fried chiggen
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen Conway
  106. Matt avatar
    Looks a little big
  107. But Jete represent
  108. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sadly it arrived a day after the big game
  109. Kyle Derrick avatar
    J-E-T-S! GO JETS
  110. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What flavor of gay should we get tomorrow, boys?
  111. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Piss
  112. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ahh
  113. A tinkle twink
  114. Cullen Conway avatar
    Piss for sure
  115. Matt, you riding?
  116. Matt avatar
    when
  117. Evan Bbbender avatar
  118. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/522394479429689344
  119. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is trump dead yet ?
  120. Daniel Miller avatar
    No but have you seen the photo of him in the hospital?
  121. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oh yeah I’ve seen that one
  122. I believe he forces the nurse to flip him over
  123. Cullen Conway avatar
    He’s heading to the hospital now
  124. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Seriously...!!?
  125. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yea
  126. There are more cases of COVID in the WH than New Zealand
  127. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Must be a deep state plot
  128. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He has to have underlying conditions
  129. Despite his doctor saying he is very healthy in the past
  130. Cullen Conway avatar
  131. Johnny got his jersey to
  132. Too
  133. Matt avatar
    🔥
  134. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn that’s that beautiful aqua
  135. Cullen Conway avatar
  136. Evan, try this on the one at Glisan with the big gold statuette
  137. I meant statue
  138. Daniel Miller avatar
    Leave Joan of Arc out of this
    Cullen Conway
  139. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I know my roundabouts
  140. And you’ve never had a real roundabout till you’ve had an Icelandic wheel of death
  141. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/Ugarles/status/1312135312743690242