Friday, October 2, 2020
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/j3j9ae/this_guy_hilarious/
South Park pandemic special- 🧑🍳😘
- Can I steam it, and is it funny?
- Ya, it’s pandemic focused
- Link me
- I don’t know your setup but you likely have paid for it through some service
- https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.tomsguide.com/amp/news/how-to-watch-south-park-pandemic-special-air-date-time-and-how-to-stream-it-for-fre
- Eh too much work
- Ok more important
- https://www.instagram.com/p/CF0mvmZhpZR/?igshid=1gbz0dmdvy8rj
- We can yorsht on our own!!!
- Omg
- Omg
- Let’s yorsht this weekend!!
- I’m cumming so hard right now
- Dan buy it
- Dan buy it
- Cocaine and yorsht Saturday
- I’m getting on the list
Oooo boy- Does anyone have that 19 year old kids number?
- With the ⛽️🔥
- 🔥🔥🔥
- ⛽️ ⛽️ ⛽️
Dan buy the ⛽️- Dan buy it
- Diesel fire
- Sadly I don’t think we can get either this weekend
- This is a nightmare
- I guess it’s back to hot drug water
- Frank gore has been playing longer than TNF
- And he’s got 36 yards to show for it tonight
- Sprinkle those meager stats into his boundless well of career rushing yards
- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) Tweeted:
Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER - https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1311892190680014849?s=20
- What!
- No way!!
- It’s v real
- Omg
- I wonder if he gave it to biden
- Hell be fine, the bad ones always come backEvan Bbbender
- It’s so true
- He is an obese septogenarian
- But maybe...just maybe...
- This could be it!
- I don’t want him to die by covid
- I want him to die by democracy
- But what if he doesn’t die by democracy
- What if this hollow shell of a republic folds in on itself
- I just would love the sweet irony of it all
- All his supporters who think it’s a hoax or not that dangerous
- Then again they’d probably immediately pivot to it being done deep stare plot
- And this was its end game
- FUCK
- The market is crashing
- Once he beats it he can talk more shit on itEvan Bbbender
- Why does the market love yenno so much
- Trump
- The market doesn’t like uncertainty
- Pussies
- The line is a pussy
I bet trump announced he’s positive yesterday because Joe is going to announce he’s positive soon. Soiboi Joe dies + Trump shows no symptom- This has to be a scheme
- To downplay covid severity
- If he dies, he dies
- Anyone else edging a shid?
- I was up early brother I’m 2 shids deepCullen Conway
- Wowza
- You have inspired me to end my rdge
- Very impressive
- So raised by wolves ended up being pretty tight
- I didn’t finish it yet
- No spoilers
- Did the worms come?
- I won’t spoil
- I’m behind
- Please no more talk here
- No problem I was just putting it out there to see if anyone else finished it
- I kinda gave up on it. Sounds like I should resume
- It’s got flaws but overall really fun sci-fi storyDaniel Miller
- I hope it gets another season but it wrapped up well enough if they don’t
- https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trumps-positive-covid-19-announcement-becomes-his-most-liked-tweet-ever-1535943
- lolololol
- That’s pretty dark
- Wow that’s fucking hilarious
- (But also dark)
- Just wait til it kills him
- Not gonna happen
- I know
- He’ll be saying covid is for soibois in 2 weeksCullen Conway
- I hope he says that verbatim
- What if it inspires a bunch of patriotic rally around the flag horseShit and propels him to re-election
- Dan
- I don’t need any more depressing thoughts right now
- I mean it could
- Well yeah
- He’s really hard to kill
- Lots of thai trolls on that thread
- 
- Are we going to be getting live updates every time he develops a new symptom now?
- Like breaking “the president’s stool is loose”
- Evan, you’ve been eating fried chiggin, eh?
- I love fried chiggen
- Cullen Conway
- Looks a little big
- But Jete represent
- Sadly it arrived a day after the big game
- J-E-T-S! GO JETS
- What flavor of gay should we get tomorrow, boys?
- Piss
- Ahh
- A tinkle twink
- Piss for sure
- Matt, you riding?
- when
- https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/522394479429689344
- Is trump dead yet ?
- No but have you seen the photo of him in the hospital?
- Oh yeah I’ve seen that one
- I believe he forces the nurse to flip him over
- He’s heading to the hospital now
- Seriously...!!?
- Yea
- There are more cases of COVID in the WH than New Zealand
- Must be a deep state plot
- He has to have underlying conditions
- Despite his doctor saying he is very healthy in the past
- Johnny got his jersey to
- Too
- 🔥
- Damn that’s that beautiful aqua
- Evan, try this on the one at Glisan with the big gold statuette
- I meant statue
- Leave Joan of Arc out of thisCullen Conway
- I know my roundabouts
- And you’ve never had a real roundabout till you’ve had an Icelandic wheel of death
- https://twitter.com/Ugarles/status/1312135312743690242