Saturday, October 3, 2020

Sunday breakfas

Bruh is this real life

Meant to be served with red beer

Is that what was in your packages?

Haha yeah one of them

Man that is bad ass

Dude, I love this

I guess now I gotta get me mine

https://www.ebay.com/i/164408341252?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&itemid=164408341252&targetid=8

Fuck that

Wow

I never knew these things existed

I mean I’d heard of flutie flakes

But this is too much

Cullen, where are the Cousins Crispees?

Bro

They don’t make those

Will you get Josh to sign one of those?

That would be SWAGYOLO

Steve SWAGYOLO

I wish they were @ Seahawks this year I would make it happen but they are playing in Buffalo

Vikings play @ Seahawks

I think they play there next week

Oh a Sunday night game!

Let’s go

LETS GO

You can’t

ANGTHING IS POSSIBLE

It’s MrUnlimited’s house

And he isn’t allowing guests

That wouldn’t make for a great host

And I know Mr U is a great host

Really a stand up guy

He’s not

12s are notorious for being assholes

Guys you ready to get piss tomorrow?

An brood of uncultured brutes

I peepee

I’m not talking about 12s

You’re talking about Mr U

I’m talking about Mr. U

You’re talking about Mr. U?

Yes

He makes 12s

The 12s are his progeny?

Exactly what I meant

Why are they so I’ll-mannered

And how are they so mumerous?

Go on

He will be limited

So tread carefully

But I do miss having a Deebo day

I should get my Josh’s Jaqs signed by Kirk Cousins next weekend

See I like where your head’s at

A box of those signed by Kurt cousins would be priceless

Kurt, mind you

KelleyAnne not my last name has it

The “it” factor

KellyAnne Cullen?

Yes

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1312233807991496704?s=10

He’s dying, isn’t he?

Is this a desperate act of repentance?

https://twitter.com/gilbertjasono/status/1312044194161139717?s=10

Was the Trump covid thing just to clear the air on the tax stuff?

🤔

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/1312410620046848001

🙏

It’s cam

That game is gonna be post poned

I’m guessing the entire season postponed by next week

October fucking rules so far

until the nfl season gets cancelled

Lord take my energy to kill belichick with covid and you can spare Trump

What a terrible thing to say

Damn this is just going to end up with the pats getting to skip KC on their schedule isn’t it?

Rescheduled definitely

To when? I can’t imagine the season adding more than 1 week

Idk man

We gonna have football in March? Haha

Tuesday

But that won’t happen

But based off what has happened with TN, I doubt NE or KC will be able to play this week

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1312437741913661444

Hahaha

What?

It being Cam is pretty funny

https://twitter.com/i/status/1312408637055406082

Start Brian Hoyer

Damn is Hoyer the destroyer their backup?

Yup

He’s getting the start

Is that a GLOW reference?

I’m the game that might not be played

I’m the game

I’m not familiar with GLOW I am familiar with Brian Hoyer

Zoya the destroyer is one of the wrestling personas haha

Brian Hoyer bad

I miss Mike Glennon

Where is he

Hoyer must be 40 by now?

34 close enough

You’re telling me

https://twitter.com/3k_/status/1312223742320353282?s=10

Bet that kid slays

He better make it to the league

What’s the plan today, boys?

https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/1312442681662926850?s=10

Covid take my strength

Christie got it too

Christie is a big boi he’s going to have a hard time

Fuck Chris Christie

Covid moved on him like a bitch

K you can sit quietly in the park during the bar stops

We’re gonna have a quick tour here

Maybe 1-3? 1-4

I mean I wouldn’t mind a few boots but we don’t have to

I love this

Little baby trump afraid of death

Nah he’s just asking it straight?

I bet he is scared

Because he knows how bad it is for someone in his position

https://www.vice.com/en/article/889zmb/trumps-condition-is-very-concerning-and-his-doctors-are-dodging-questions?utm_medium=vicenewsig&utm_campaign=later-linkinbio-vicenews&utm_content=later-10670942&utm_source=instagra

Hipster clickbait

It is

I fucking hate vice

None of that changes what will happen to him

It’s just jerking off to the possibility of him dying

How would an article change what happens to him?

It wouldn’t

It’s fucking stupid speculation

Did you read it?

No I don’t read that filth

You can’t say it’s speculation or filth

If you didn’t read it

It’s going to be exactly what the title implies but ok

I mean, I didn’t read it either

So I can’t say otherwise

Its just this masturbatory piece about the prospect of him dying

https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1312442502968877057

Speculation

I saw that

It’s really something

Well I’d be down to fuck starting around 1:30

Let’s fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DyTXpnFpZU

Now this is content

That’s a love

Trump would 💯 get taxidermied