Fuck Off Friday

Fuck Off Friday is a manifesto and recurring weekly proposal within the Newfound Glory Hole. It prescribes that, in cases of weak hoen momentum, the only acceptable counter-program is to render the entire day to convivial leisure — beginning before noon and continuing without interruption through hoen lunch and beyond.

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Founding text

The doctrine was issued in a single message by Evan Bbbender at 15:13 UTC on March 20, 2026:

"It's time for fuck off Friday - do no work - 2 hour dog walk - hoen lunch."

The structure of the manifesto — three coordinated clauses, each separated by an em-dash, building to "hoen lunch" — is treated by chat consensus as the canonical form.

Components

The doctrine has three formal components:

1. Do no work. The day's labor must be visibly and intentionally suspended, not merely deferred.
2. 2 hour dog walk. A two-hour dog walk (specific to Evan's dog-walking practice but understood as a stand-in for any equivalent ritual) is the morning's load-bearing activity.
3. Hoen lunch. A Hoen Lunch is the day's terminal observance and the manifesto's reason for being.

Reception

The chat received the manifesto with general acclaim and no formal counter-doctrine. The phrase "fuck off Friday" has not, as of this writing, been repeated verbatim, but the practice it describes has become the implied baseline against which subsequent Fridays are judged. On April 28, 2026, Daniel Miller wrote, "Welp. I'm done for the week. Hoen lunch?" — a more compressed statement of the same doctrine, the manifesto's idea quoted without its specific words.

See also

• Hoening
• Hoen Lunch
• Hoencession
• Hoendor
• Evan Bbbender