Friday, April 17, 2026

They are dank

Have you guys considered getting a single pizza and 10 beers to split?

10?

The order stays the same regardless of the number of people

It was 1 pizza, 9 beers?

Fair enough

https://x.com/Acyn/status/2044931875228250595

Is that real?

https://x.com/degg/status/2044916699170759002

https://x.com/nfl/status/2044913306054598892?s=46

Just in case he forgets his name

The live-action Sonic on his neck is fire though

I’ve been hit by cyber spam the past two nights with hundreds of emails flooding my inbox regarding account creation. This one is pretty sick. I suspect Dan.

I’ll take some

Got this spam text in the middle of the night

Can’t say I recommend scanning that QR

Scam

My mom got one too

She was extremely worried

Lol sorry you noted it was a scam I didn’t scroll up

Are y’all fucking the rev hall roof today?

Is it open?

Sure why not

When hoen? Probably wouldn’t be able to make until 1245/1

I can do 1 Hoen

1 would be best for me fer her

I can probably 1 hoen

Shaping up to be a proper hoen

Where Hoen

In the vicinity of rev hall?

Grand fir? Meat cheese bread?

https://x.com/bitter_mono/status/2044948497657741500

I also got this

Must have been from when we went cruising with Marna

Either is cool with me

I’d probably lean grand fir but could fux either

MCB does have an S tier chicken sammy

I cannot recommend it enough

Errr, chicken salad

I’d MCB

FINE

Matt you can get a steak sandwich there and pretend it’s a burger

I may come join yall if you go rev hall after

My body longs for more booze

His cream longs for cum

Me, talking to Heather after having 9 drinks at the rooftop bar, explaining how “lowkey” my afternoon was

God can you imagine how hard Steve bannon can go at lunch?

He pissed himself?

Apparently

He cummed hisself?

Unclear

Same

Brief internet search seems people think it’s just different fabric

Strategic fabric so people can’t tell when you piss yourself, smart move

Yeah it’s just a patch where he ripped good pants apart at the crotch

Cumming

Is there a video? All I’ve seen is stills

I want to watch the piss come out

Just found out the guy from disturbed is jewish

Would not have expected that

Yeah he’s a bit unhinged wit it too

Yeah he signed idf bombs

Guess he is down with the sickness

Might be a little late to MCB, maybe closer to 1:15

Reacted 🤙🏻 to “Might be a little late to MCB, maybe closer to 1:15”

I’m also going to be mate because I need to finish work up

Late

Perfect

Of course I’m early and everyone else is late

I’m so tired of having to do work like what the fuck man

No roof

They blew that roof smoove off

No roof!!!

But it says April on the website

It also says closed on the website

Where is the alternate site?

Everyone left

So I am also going home

Fair enough

More time for cream pies

penis.com/gay

Finally I understand

I’m going to hit pizza jerk patio at like 5:15 if anyone wants some zaa and beers

I bet my dude evan will be at oakshire having the terror around then

Sadly I will not, got plans this evening

Looks like I’ll be jerking it all alone then