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Friday, April 17, 2026

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    They are dank
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Have you guys considered getting a single pizza and 10 beers to split?
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    10?
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The order stays the same regardless of the number of people
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It was 1 pizza, 9 beers?
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fair enough
  7. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/Acyn/status/2044931875228250595
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is that real?
  9. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/degg/status/2044916699170759002
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/nfl/status/2044913306054598892?s=46
  11. Just in case he forgets his name
  12. The live-action Sonic on his neck is fire though
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ve been hit by cyber spam the past two nights with hundreds of emails flooding my inbox regarding account creation. This one is pretty sick. I suspect Dan.
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    Looks promising, please forward
    Cullen Conway
  15. Matt avatar
    I’ll take some
  16. Got this spam text in the middle of the night
  17. Can’t say I recommend scanning that QR
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Scam
  19. My mom got one too
  20. She was extremely worried
  21. Lol sorry you noted it was a scam I didn’t scroll up
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
    Are y’all fucking the rev hall roof today?
  23. Matt avatar
    Is it open?
  24. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Sure why not
  25. Max Lieberman avatar
    When hoen? Probably wouldn’t be able to make until 1245/1
  26. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I can do 1 Hoen
  27. Matt avatar
    1 would be best for me fer her
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can probably 1 hoen
  29. Matt avatar
    Shaping up to be a proper hoen
  30. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Where Hoen
  31. Matt avatar
    In the vicinity of rev hall?
  32. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Grand fir? Meat cheese bread?
  33. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/bitter_mono/status/2044948497657741500
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Matt
    I also got this
  35. Must have been from when we went cruising with Marna
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
  37. Matt avatar
    I’d probably lean grand fir but could fux either
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    MCB does have an S tier chicken sammy
  39. I cannot recommend it enough
  40. Errr, chicken salad
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’d MCB
  42. Matt avatar
    FINE
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt you can get a steak sandwich there and pretend it’s a burger
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I may come join yall if you go rev hall after
  45. My body longs for more booze
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    His cream longs for cum
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Brian Ambuel
  48. Me, talking to Heather after having 9 drinks at the rooftop bar, explaining how “lowkey” my afternoon was
    Cullen Conway
  49. Brian Ambuel avatar
    God can you imagine how hard Steve bannon can go at lunch?
    Evan Bbbender
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He pissed himself?
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Apparently
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He cummed hisself?
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Unclear
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Same
  55. Brief internet search seems people think it’s just different fabric
  56. Matt avatar
    Strategic fabric so people can’t tell when you piss yourself, smart move
    Evan Bbbender
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it’s just a patch where he ripped good pants apart at the crotch
  58. Matt avatar
    Cumming
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is there a video? All I’ve seen is stills
  60. I want to watch the piss come out
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just found out the guy from disturbed is jewish
  62. Would not have expected that
  63. Matt avatar
    Yeah he’s a bit unhinged wit it too
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah he signed idf bombs
  65. Guess he is down with the sickness
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    Might be a little late to MCB, maybe closer to 1:15
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Reacted 🤙🏻 to “Might be a little late to MCB, maybe closer to 1:15”
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m also going to be mate because I need to finish work up
  69. Late
  70. Max Lieberman avatar
  71. Matt avatar
    Of course I’m early and everyone else is late
    Kyle Derrick
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m so tired of having to do work like what the fuck man
  73. Cullen Conway avatar
    No roof
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They blew that roof smoove off
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No roof!!!
  76. But it says April on the website
  77. It also says closed on the website
  78. Where is the alternate site?
  79. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Everyone left
  81. So I am also going home
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fair enough
  83. More time for cream pies
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    penis.com/gay
  85. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Finally I understand
  86. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’m going to hit pizza jerk patio at like 5:15 if anyone wants some zaa and beers
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I bet my dude evan will be at oakshire having the terror around then
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sadly I will not, got plans this evening
  89. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Looks like I’ll be jerking it all alone then