Tuesday, March 31, 2026
https://x.com/parandeye_zard/status/2038658415694655833- https://x.com/hommsapi/status/2038631999175532874Kyle Derrick
Why am I seeing so many Japanese posts
New algo considers your porn habits- They auto translate posts now and japan has the highest twitter use outside of the us
- But I’m guessing you have an old version of the app or somethin and they decided to punish you
- It’s fun because iMessage doesn’t auto translate for me but Twitter does when you click through so it’s a little surprise
- Yeah, I was confused
Is that why my Twitter is a bunch of old broads getting plowed?- I don’t think you can pass headers through Apple, so I wonder how long that will be busted
- Prove it
- No
- https://x.com/shreyabasu003/status/2038671107092341055
- https://x.com/melchizedek420/status/2038435964989669651
- Evan Bbbender
- They have 22 oz pints!
- Shouldn’t it be light there?!
- Is this fake
- I’m in pdx
- I’m at the airport as well
- But not that one
- The bender is just starting
- Where are you guys going
- I’m going to dc for one night
- Something may happen if you catch my drift2
- Operation Suck Dick
- I’ve never had a creamer this early
- Your dude daniel is here at Henry’s
- I run into that dude everywhere
- That’s fucking hilarious
- Where he going
- Daniel is a man about town
- Idk I’m not gonna talk to him. I merely spied him
- You must say hello
- Cut your dick into 100 pieces
- https://x.com/CNN/status/2038798709601841219
- Great
- How cooked are we chat?
- This summer is going to be fucked up
- I used to think science could maybe save us
- Water shortages + fertilizer shortages =?
- https://x.com/Daily_MailUS/status/2038981992142737650
- See now we’re cooking
- Gsex?
- https://x.com/Fried_rice/status/2038894956459290963Daniel Miller
- How many drinks can I get in this flight to dc?
- Over under is 3.5
- I’m guessing 3
- Cream.pie
- Hoeny, I’m hoen
- Did you wave to Kyle in the sky?
- I blew him a kiss
- Dude on the plane has been perusing socks online for at least 30 minutes
- Make sure to take not of what he lands on
- Got to 4!Daniel Miller
- Eat shit, MattMatt
- Always take the over when it comes to alcohol abuse
- So you are 5 drinks deep before 3pm EST?
You judging, bro?- I mean he typically won’t come drink with us at noon on Fridays so more skeptical than judgingCullen Conway
- I’m on a work trip bender
- I also don’t usually start drinking creamers at 630
- If your work is going to make you fly across the country for a ridiculous chore like that, you better be blackout with your rackout on the steps of Lincoln memorialCullen ConwayKyle Derrick
- Kyle is just getting the liquid courage to do something braveEvan BbbenderKyle Derrick
- That tracks
- My statement applies to what both of you said
- Bud heavy with Tommy jDaniel Miller
- 2
- You can drink on the national mall?
- Hell yeah
- Not in the exhibits
- But I had to re up
- Another groundbreaking piece of performance art
- I’m waiting for the cigarette with Abraham LincolnMax Lieberman
- That may be hard based on how many national guard people are at Jefferson memorial
- Shoot them
- I already tried for a couple guns
- They gave me a stern warning
- I thought this was America
- https://x.com/phlegmme/status/2038742447505952901
- https://x.com/PeteHegseth/status/2039109100282196436
- Carry on, patriots
- Trump has been elongated
- Eliminated
- Nice work Kyle!
- Are you going to visit the ballroom construction site ?
- That’s where I got him
- It’s been CANCELLED