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Saturday, February 28, 2026

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/mert/status/2027530102121087031?s=46
  2. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/nakkeldakkel/status/2027296853495095394
    Evan Bbbender
  3. Matt avatar
    Heather opened today?
  4. Daniel Miller avatar
    Not while I was there, says it’s likely for Saturday though
  5. Matt avatar
    Yeah I just saw an instagram post where they said “Heather finally opened” but it wasn’t clear if they meant it was open today or no
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
  7. Average European kebab vendor
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Should I do k and go to the antique mall?
    Cullen Conway
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes
  11. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Is that even a question?
  12. Yes
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kind of drunk
  14. Wish I had more creamers
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/patrickjblum/status/2027568279498141766?s=46
  16. https://x.com/sama/status/2027578580159631610?s=46
  17. Dude continues to destroy whatever goodwill anyone has left for him
  18. Matt avatar
    Haha he sucks so bad
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s crazy Heather sister just got a job there a few months ago, she’s extremely liberal and I really want to know how she feels about thi
  20. https://x.com/dannyjokes/status/2027582446989160808?s=46
    3
  21. Matt avatar
    I don’t believe for a second that anthropic is this super moral company they just think they can get way more than what the US gov is currently offering to help them murder everyone
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes because that is how you negotiate with this administration
  23. Matt avatar
    Chairman Trump going to nationalize Anthropic
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s going to try and suffocate them economically until they tap out
  25. But more or less yes
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wake up bros it’s operation epic fury
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Your tax dollars at work!
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
    Might be some awkward conversations in the hot tub with the Mormon wives about the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize winner and current head of the board of peace starting a war
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/asukagrypr/status/2027643808348004794?s=46
  30. What Mormon wives
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    The Mormon wives of SLC bro
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Watch this drag on long enough for him to use as cloud cover for cancelling the midterms on the basis of some emergency powers bullshi
  33. Matt avatar
    I wish china would just roll up and ruin our shit at this point its just so tiring watching americas endless evil
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t know what that means in this context lol
  35. https://x.com/billackman/status/2027701079559807120?s=46
  36. Breaking: the worst person you know continues to be the worst person you know
  37. https://x.com/catwomaniya/status/2027679933057937870?s=46
  38. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/ByYourLogic/status/2027761690809409703
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    We got Elon naming our military operations now?
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ayoooo
  41. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/taste_of_tbone/status/2027669253894139961
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/litteralyme0/status/2027699824561189367?s=46
    Daniel Miller
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone else feel safer already?
  44. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/kenklippenstein/status/2027803111046238649
  45. Legit burning through so many billions of dollars today
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I saw something yesterday that said the regime has been spending 90k a second since last year
  47. Matt avatar
    Can’t have high speed rail or housing or education or health care but we can terrorize half the planet so that’s cool
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And our own country!
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/covie_93/status/2027750325164159114?s=46
    Matt
  50. Matt avatar
    I almost sent that
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s a banger
  52. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/MarkAmesExiled/status/2027806419953594713
  53. Very much doubt that was a missile defense radar but still ridiculous
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m just waiting for a carrier to get blown up by a hypersonic missile
  55. Matt avatar
    I feel like that’s why sent the old ass one out there for no reason
  56. Sacrificial lamb
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    [monitoring the situation intensifies]
    Evan Bbbender
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think most of the carriers are fairly old now
  59. It’s an outdated way of conducting war
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  61. Here’s proof
    Matt
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Out
  63. Checks out
  64. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Let’s go, smoke
    Evan Bbbender
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    Looks like the PDX lounge accepts urine samples
  66. Or maybe glory hole?
  67. Should I ask for access?
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    One drink and straight to the glory hole
    Cullen Conway
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Since this is my last week of unemployment, should I go HAM and eat as many sandwich week sandwich’s as I can?
    Evan Bbbender
  70. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dude, yes.
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah and please document
  72. Need to know the good from the bad
  73. Kyle Derrick
  74. Still got em
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bro, fill em full of cum
    Cullen Conway
  76. I want to you stick every single page of every single magazine together
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Too busy nutting to these
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You better not
  79. Those are like all children
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not Goku and trunks
  81. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I think trunks is 17 at first appearance
  82. A lot of these sandwiches kind of suck
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You haven’t had any of them yet??
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No. They just don’t sound or look good
  85. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/2027816066991198677
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hey he’s a great add
  87. Not quite a wr1
  88. But he’s great
  89. Cullen Conway avatar
    “Could be eying”
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Thinking about thinking about
  91. Matt avatar
    I just wanted to taunt Bender with the Bills stealing his man I’m a Seahawks fan anyway
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The packers aren’t going to pay him
  93. He’s gone anyways
  94. Cullen Conway avatar
    He seemed to be their most reliable hummus getting WR
  95. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s China
  96. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/kenklippenstein/status/2027858535262904498
  97. Shit must really be going down
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn this is crazy to see play out in real time
  99. It’s all happening on x!
  100. Matt avatar
    It happened on CNN last time to be fair
  101. Shock and awe!
  102. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/sinahartung/status/2027678693586506152?s=46
  103. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/itsTarH/status/2027652841721237852
  104. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Going through old things and found this
  105. Felt historic when I took it im glad I did
  106. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/txforever/status/2027754916387668079?s=46
    Kyle Derrick
  107. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/caudilloxiv/status/2027844281608614036?s=46