Saturday, February 28, 2026

https://x.com/mert/status/2027530102121087031?s=46

https://x.com/nakkeldakkel/status/2027296853495095394

Heather opened today?

Yeah I just saw an instagram post where they said “Heather finally opened” but it wasn’t clear if they meant it was open today or no

Kyle can translate

Average European kebab vendor

Should I do k and go to the antique mall?

Yes

Yes

Is that even a question?

Yes

Kind of drunk

Wish I had more creamers

https://x.com/patrickjblum/status/2027568279498141766?s=46

https://x.com/sama/status/2027578580159631610?s=46

Dude continues to destroy whatever goodwill anyone has left for him

Haha he sucks so bad

It’s crazy Heather sister just got a job there a few months ago, she’s extremely liberal and I really want to know how she feels about thi

https://x.com/dannyjokes/status/2027582446989160808?s=46

I don’t believe for a second that anthropic is this super moral company they just think they can get way more than what the US gov is currently offering to help them murder everyone

Yes because that is how you negotiate with this administration

Chairman Trump going to nationalize Anthropic

He’s going to try and suffocate them economically until they tap out

But more or less yes

Wake up bros it’s operation epic fury

Your tax dollars at work!

Might be some awkward conversations in the hot tub with the Mormon wives about the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize winner and current head of the board of peace starting a war

https://x.com/asukagrypr/status/2027643808348004794?s=46

What Mormon wives

The Mormon wives of SLC bro

Watch this drag on long enough for him to use as cloud cover for cancelling the midterms on the basis of some emergency powers bullshi

I wish china would just roll up and ruin our shit at this point its just so tiring watching americas endless evil

I don’t know what that means in this context lol

https://x.com/billackman/status/2027701079559807120?s=46

Breaking: the worst person you know continues to be the worst person you know

https://x.com/catwomaniya/status/2027679933057937870?s=46

https://x.com/ByYourLogic/status/2027761690809409703

We got Elon naming our military operations now?

Ayoooo

https://x.com/taste_of_tbone/status/2027669253894139961

https://x.com/litteralyme0/status/2027699824561189367?s=46

Anyone else feel safer already?

https://x.com/kenklippenstein/status/2027803111046238649

Legit burning through so many billions of dollars today

I saw something yesterday that said the regime has been spending 90k a second since last year

Can’t have high speed rail or housing or education or health care but we can terrorize half the planet so that’s cool

And our own country!

https://x.com/covie_93/status/2027750325164159114?s=46

I almost sent that

It’s a banger

https://x.com/MarkAmesExiled/status/2027806419953594713

Very much doubt that was a missile defense radar but still ridiculous

I’m just waiting for a carrier to get blown up by a hypersonic missile

I feel like that’s why sent the old ass one out there for no reason

Sacrificial lamb

[monitoring the situation intensifies]

I think most of the carriers are fairly old now

It’s an outdated way of conducting war

Here’s proof

Out

Checks out

Let’s go, smoke

Looks like the PDX lounge accepts urine samples

Or maybe glory hole?

Should I ask for access?

One drink and straight to the glory hole

Since this is my last week of unemployment, should I go HAM and eat as many sandwich week sandwich’s as I can?

Dude, yes.

Yeah and please document

Need to know the good from the bad

Still got em

Bro, fill em full of cum

I want to you stick every single page of every single magazine together

Too busy nutting to these

You better not

Those are like all children

Not Goku and trunks

I think trunks is 17 at first appearance

A lot of these sandwiches kind of suck

You haven’t had any of them yet??

No. They just don’t sound or look good

https://x.com/jasrifootball/status/2027816066991198677

Hey he’s a great add

Not quite a wr1

But he’s great

“Could be eying”

Thinking about thinking about

I just wanted to taunt Bender with the Bills stealing his man I’m a Seahawks fan anyway

The packers aren’t going to pay him

He’s gone anyways

He seemed to be their most reliable hummus getting WR

That’s China

https://x.com/kenklippenstein/status/2027858535262904498

Shit must really be going down

Damn this is crazy to see play out in real time

It’s all happening on x!

It happened on CNN last time to be fair

Shock and awe!

https://x.com/sinahartung/status/2027678693586506152?s=46

https://x.com/itsTarH/status/2027652841721237852

Going through old things and found this

Felt historic when I took it im glad I did

https://x.com/txforever/status/2027754916387668079?s=46

https://x.com/caudilloxiv/status/2027844281608614036?s=46