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Almost sent

The chat's recurring meta-acknowledgment that a member was beaten to posting a particular tweet, video, or link by another member with overlapping internet habits. Documented across **21 distinct messages** spanning **2020-08-24 → 2026-04-04**.

Almost sent

The chat's recurring meta-acknowledgment that a member was beaten to posting a particular tweet, video, or link by another member with overlapping internet habits.

"Almost sent" is one of the chat's longest-running and most stable subgenres, with 21 documented occurrences spanning nearly six years. It exists to formalize one of the chat's chronic embarrassments: that several members follow the same accounts, so any sufficiently funny tweet will be sent by exactly the member with the slightly faster reaction time, leaving the others to perform — within seconds — the ritualized concession.

Origin

The earliest attestation in the corpus is by Kyle Derrick on 2020-08-24, the chat's Rugged Outdoorsmen era:

"I saw that earlier and almost sent it" — Kyle Derrick, 2020-08-24

Within nine months Matt had adopted the same construction ("Ha I almost sent that too", 2021-05-21), and by autumn 2022 Cullen Conway is using two distinct variants in the same week ("I almost sent this to you Evan", 2022-09-15; "Almost sent y'all an early morning silent rock vidya", 2022-09-24).

Canonical form

The construction is short and stereotyped, with the standard form being "X almost sent that" where X is a first-person pronoun. Notable variants:

  • "I almost sent y'all an early morning dick pic"Kyle Derrick, 2022-09-24 (love-tapped by Cullen Conway).
  • "Almost sent that earlier, glad to see it make its way here"Cullen Conway, 2023-06-10 (love-tapped by Evan).
  • "I ALMOST SENT THAT" (all caps)Evan Bbbender, 2026-03-05. The all-caps escalation is the canonical apex of the genre.

Authorship

Across the 21 documented instances, Evan Bbbender is the most frequent contributor (≈10), followed by Cullen Conway (≈5), Kyle Derrick (≈3), and Matt (≈2). Daniel Miller is on record as having never used the phrase, despite being on Twitter at the same time as the rest.

Theory

The phrase is, viewed in good faith, a confession of being a normal person on Twitter at the same time as five other normal people. Viewed less generously, it is a passive bid to be recognized as having had the same taste in shitposts as the actual sender. Both interpretations have been advanced by members, occasionally in the same message.

See also

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