Monday, January 12, 2026

Happy Bills win day to all who celebrate

The world will know peace when the bills when a Super Bowl

I will celebrate

Fuck the eagles

But also kinda fuck the 49ers whatever

Yea not much love for either of these teams

(Winners)

(Exactly)

Though sf hasn’t had a superbowl since the 90s?

SF not winners

Eagles winners tho

I think sf has enough super bowls overall to be winners

Matt, since you changed the name it made me think of this

Where can we get these they sound awesome?

I know nothing about them

“Ultra pouches”

Crack

Fuck the eagles

(Losers)

Nice to see them bounced early

It is

They can go to the losers circle with the packers

Feed me a pats loss

So I may reach my final form

(Hater)

(Mecha hater)

I do want the chargers to win

Because I’m bolted

But they are a loser franchise so…

I know, it’s unlikely

Do any of you want this credenza?

We don’t have space with our new couch coming

Is that Mr ed?

That’s Chauncey

Hey Chauncey

Yall ever get freaky with that thing?

https://x.com/Zack_James94/status/2010540691827409107

Anyone tryna fuck 28 years later 2?

Yessir

Would see this weekend

I am interested

Can’t do this weekend but otherwise would be interested

Park at work, Tesla immediately parks next to me and the guy gets out with like 5 labubus attached to his backpack

Instant hate

Why so much hate in your heart?

Probably because I’m at the office

A place of great shame

This will help us continue to secure the border

Yes, I feel safe

I feel…horny

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2010825539653714271

Nooooo gaybe

Hospital ball got him eh

Look Josh can’t be the only one to sacrifice out there

I will not be upset about losing this week because I am absolutely terrified at the prospect of losing in Foxboro and sending the pats to the SB the following week that would be fucked up

That would be mind bending painful

Which means it is absolutely going to happen

Either way

Watching party at your house next week?

That’s traditionally when men break in their dry January efforts

https://x.com/nytimes/status/2010783815615058327?s=46

Can’t play scared bro

This is Josh’s year

Nah universe just setting us up for brutality

At least aspire to take back your rightful place of losing in the Super Bowl

That would not hurt as bad just happy to be there

Patriots making the SB again without us ever getting there is way worse

God forbid

So bitter because you haven’t gone 3/3 on Super Bowl winning quarterbacks yet!

No, I agree. I would I legitimately hate to see the Pats in the superbowl

And of the options available, I’m pulling for the bills to win it

Same

Same

“Blah blah blah loser franchise” -kyle

Don’t blame kyle for your evil thoughts

Sorry guys, pats 9ers Super Bowl confirmed

Or maybe rams

Yuck

Anyone but the Bears from the nfc

Yes please

Reacted 🤮 to an image

FUCK YOU DAN

Why can’t they come up with their own thing that isn’t referenced to our thing

Little brother energy

Coleston Loveland is really good though

Fuck that guy

Guys we need to start out 2026 the right way

By going to Dimos for lunch on Friday

https://x.com/MightyKeef/status/2010756043073020094

Dimos + commie bar Fridays