Sunday, January 11, 2026

Max’s favorite player of all timetime not named Adam thielen is about to close this game out

That was a catch

Terrible call

Agree…

But oh well

Reacted 🤷🏼‍♂️ to “That was a catch ”

Cullen, let’s see the fire water

It will be ready in 10 days

Oh I thought you were busting it out today

NO COFFIN CLUB

I’ve got a gun to my dick and I’m going to blow it to pieces

Blow that shit smoove off

It is done

I can’t escape it

How’d your loser team manage to blow that lead?

It’s complicated

I took the packers poncho off at half time and I think that once you put it on you need to wear it the entire game

He disrespected the poncho

Classic mistake

Then I blew my dick off with a gun

Did you put a Zyn in your dick wound?

Yes

lol 25 points on the 4th?

Held em to 2 fgs through 3 quarters

I mean McManus missed 2 fgs and an extra point

The extra point would have allowed us to attempt a chip shot fg to tie at the end as well

But that doesn’t matter because we lost and we suck and I think Im going to hell now

I know for a fact that Matt is going to hell

And Cullen called the tiny dick police on me

Well, at least they didn’t just get their ass beat the entire game

I mean it doesn’t matter no more sports

Or maybe that’s preferable to a 4th quarter meltdown

I mean some like their shit sautéed and some like it as shit salad

But it is shit

Time to shid and cook up a fat Sunday playoff parlay starting with Dawson Knox anytime scorer

At least I have this hangover to comfort me

After last night everyone just wants a nice easy game for the bills this morning

Fortunately they are playing a bigger loser franchise

So you may get your wish

We love losing to bigger losers

Look Kyle

Especially the jagoffs

The Jaguars are HOT right now

I don’t even have a dick anymore

At least if we lose someone will probably get fired and that’s always fun

Fire a gun into your dick

It is what you must do

Who trying to tink?

Grok, undress matt

8 straight road playoff losses for the Billies that’s a great sign

Barely any penalties last night and they’re all over our shit today

NFL is rigged against the bills

Kyle gets it

Let’s go Mr No

Kicking is how you lose games we learned this last night

Bears kicked a lot early my man

Maybe that’s the move

True no punting is the rule I suppose

Josh going to the tent is very bad

Oh he just needed some salt

That was a big kickoff in retrospect

That’s not how it works

There are no big kickoffs you are just being cruel!

Spiteful

Hurt people hurt people

Screw you Cullen!

I thought you were in the Josh Allen Fan Club

It’s your turn in the box matt

It didn’t matter anyway, which I anticipated, and is why I was comfortable shooting that shot

Was peeking at the torrent site this morning and found this rare gem, do I cop?

Puppetry of the Penis is a performance show that first started in 1997 as a live show by David 'Friendy' Friend and Simon Morley at the 1998 Melbourne International Comedy Festival in Australia. The theatrical contortion of the male genital

I’m certainly intrigued

I would watch

Kyle, think they have a beefy lab version of this?

Pebis tricks?

Pebix

Homeless dude straight up carrying an anchor

It’s a metaphor for his addiction

Hahaha

Should have bought it off him

Reacted 😂 to “It’s a metaphor for his addiction ”

I really was having a hard time processing it

Like as he approached

That was the ghost of NFL playoffs past

He’s just trying to work out more in 2026

Josh just tried to kill Gay

Man, another good game

This is what you want, Matt

This is exactly what you want

No I said I wanted a Bills blow out this is not what I want

Well this all seems familiar

Big drive here

Big 4th down

He got it tbh

Thank you for your honesty

What a play

That’s how you fourth down

Omg

Unbelievable

You’re not touching my baby

Set up to get crushed I know how this goes

Can’t fool me

Let’s go Mr no

At least enjoy this one for today

Happy birthday matt

Josh Allen goat

Reacted 🐐 to “Josh Allen goat ”

Certainly the tush push goat

Told you Jax are losers

People were calling them the hottest team in the AFC going into this game

Couldn’t even beat the loser bills who dropped 8 straight away playoff games

Yeah but what you don’t understand is it’s a loser franchise

It transcends analysis

I agree actually they are slightly bigger losers in that sense

But that’s because the NFL is rigged against what they deem loser franchises

So the bills will never go to the Super Bowl again

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Guess you’re still in the denial stage

Happy national milk day to all who celebrate