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Tuesday, January 13, 2026

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    Let’s get one of these for the group
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    For sucking dicks
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wir suchen dich
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://everout.com/portland/events/the-portland-mercurys-wiener-week-2026/e222740/
  5. Somehow the only corndawg is vegan
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We should make a hoen lunch out of it
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Make a hoen lunch out of my dick
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    Well said.
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not enough for everyone
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    There isn’t enough for anyone
  11. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/ValToadstool/status/2010165356875366481
    Daniel Miller
  12. 2
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hoeny Montaña
  14. Max Lieberman avatar
    Banger
  15. Matt avatar
    Rogers getting benched in his final game is pretty funny
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s sad
  17. He was the goat
  18. But he sniffed too much
  19. He drank too deep from the waters of conspiracy theory
  20. And was a huge asshole
    Matt
  21. Life comes at you fast
  22. Matt avatar
    Will the Steelers really move on from Tomlin?
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They should hire Mike McCarthy and extend Rodgers
    Matt
  24. And bring back Randall Cobb
  25. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/RuneCrypto_/status/2010847811781230781
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He rugged??
  27. Hell yeah
  28. Matt avatar
    30 mins after launch king shit
  29. https://x.com/NateSilver538/status/1478138124425482240
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    That doesn’t look right
  31. Rune’s analysis not the four year old nate silver tweet that you have crowned
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    I guess it doesn’t matter much, he’ll do some sort of scam with it sooner or later
  33. Matt avatar
    Not a crown if you’re just playing the hits
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    Reacted 🤙 to “Not a crown if you’re just playing the hits ”
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    4
  36. Matt avatar
    The Dilbert guy died. Finally got the fascist takeover he always wanted and immediately kicked off
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He can finally be at peace
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    In hell
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
  40. Daniel Miller avatar
    3
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    Damnit Dan
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I shouldn’t be liking something made by grok so I’m going to retract that
  43. Daniel Miller avatar
    Don’t let your beliefs arrest your passions
  44. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/2011119737288155216
    Kyle Derrick
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Monster game by Charlie
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Tomlin is OUT
  47. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2011127129354744155
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Grok put them in bikinis
  49. Daniel Miller avatar
    Bulge preference ?
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yuge
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Enormous
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    2
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    🐫
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ok I like this
  55. Grok is back
  56. Fuck Elon musk tho
  57. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/nytimes/status/2011118707062304812
  58. Funny the ny times would roast his ass
  59. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/_Zeets/status/2010927553880477813
  60. Brian Ambuel avatar
    https://x.com/breaking911/status/2011124064169971747?s=46
  61. We are all Charlie Kirk
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hate to do this to you
  63. But
  64. 👑
  65. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Fuck
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys, tighten your shit up these are being given out far too liberally lately
  67. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan is getting jealous
  68. He is no longer the 👑 king
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Don’t be so sure of that
  70. Daniel Miller avatar
    Matt