Wednesday, January 7, 2026

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https://x.com/whitehouse/status/2008600144741277775?s=46

Ok man this is really too much like get the absolute fuck out of here

They lie about everything, why not j6?

It’s just I don’t know who has the credulity to really believe that bullshit

I really should take that back it’s just very insulting

https://x.com/Dons_Lawn_Salon/status/2008557100579123665

I thought it meant uncircumcised

Man the forecast is showing like 3 more feet before Friday

*taps sign*
CASCADE CLOSED

Looks like they got 8 overnight and we could be getting a bluebird Sunday after several more feet

Sunday? Friday?

Friday

Maeve grabbed my phone and it threw me

Damn I hope they can groom some of that snow because it’s going to be heavy as fuck but that’s sweet

Might beg fluffy my man!

Get a leg day in

Evan when can I burn my tree at your house

Saturday if the packers win

It definitely won’t be fluffy bruv it’s cascade concrete baybeee

You don’t fucking know that

Don’t be an Alex

I’m going either way and I’m going to love it my dude

I’m going to suck the mountain’s dick

I’m gonna eat a single chia seed like Lyle to see if it works

One is enough to fuel 13,000 Aztec warriors

Exactly

And a single chia seed is only like $11 at the alpenstrube

Think about those points you’re about to stack tho 😎

They still recommend staying on the groom today because the off piste is wind blown over a thin base. Hopefully the next few days changes tha

Good news boys, the health authorities say we can start drinking now

https://x.com/shanegoldmacher/status/2008946544956112926?s=46

Fuck you Dr Oz I will red beer for breakfast if I want I thought this is America

Finally a snake oil salesman peddling something I can get behind

https://www.newsweek.com/54-americans-think-burning-down-minneapolis-police-precinct-was-justified-after-george-floyds-1508452

Just throwing it out there completely unrelated to recent events

Unrelated to ICE executing that woman?

I was being facetious it was very related to ice executing that woman I think we should burn more stuff

I was unaware of aforementioned event when I first saw it

It was four blocks from my brother’s house and my nieces and nephew

Fucking awful

Ok I took Friday off officially

Let’s fuck

Same

I’m touching my peanits

In the stripped club?

In the workplace

Straight up jorking it?

Fair game. We became accustomed to a certain workday routine when remote and you can’t let them take that away from you just because you’re back in the office

Pretty sure he was doing that pre Covid

I know I was

That’s why they put doors on the stalls

Let’s just say when it comes to this particular matter

For the full effect actually:

GOD DAMNIT

https://x.com/dennysdiner/status/2008629722943513039?s=46

Glurp, Glurp motherfucker