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Tuesday, January 6, 2026

  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    Merci-faux-coup
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daniel MillerMerci-faux-coup 
    https://youtu.be/KkBbNITMijE
  3. Daniel MillerMerci-faux-coup 
    Had to dig a bit for that one
  4. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/TheOnion/status/2008252258593488997
  5. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/Kurrco/status/2008292374301094088
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/sbf_ftx/status/2008515174618280266?s=46
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    Damn this is looking p nice.
  8. Friday
  9. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/DougJBalloon/status/2008559356875505781
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    If we go Friday probably best to go early
  11. Who’s all thinking of going?
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dude we always go early
  13. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ll go. Can drive if that’s helpful.
    Evan Bbbender
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I’ll have a rental car so would prefer not to but also whatever
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can also likely drive, as noted
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hell yeah cullen
  17. Cullen, we have the same car and bike
  18. Both of which you got after I did
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    😊
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen ConwayI can also likely drive, as noted
    Sobriety turning you into a real asshole you should have a drink
    Matt
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was saying I can drive my man
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Like where was this noted and was I supposed to remember it
  23. I’ll be outside your house honking at 5:45 then
  24. Screaming madly
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
    In direct response to you
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No way I was going to remember that with my mush brain but I’ll take a semi crown
  27. It’s really like taking advantage of a disabled child
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I can’t drive and won’t have a car
  29. But I will have k
    2
  30. Matt avatar
    That’s basically your motto nowadays
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If I can’t find a remote job that may change
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    I want to see a k hole 180
    Evan Bbbender
  33. That’s steezy as fuck
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Laid back
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    K hole and fall into a tree well
  36. And die
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No tree wells yet
  38. Just trees
  39. Is possible I could pick you up on the way to Cullen’s unless he wants to pick you up
  40. But it will cost you liquor and a sweet treat
    Kyle Derrick
  41. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/_carlbeijer/status/2008229637332074725
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes
  44. Matthttps://x.com/_carlbeijer/status/2008229637332074725
    She should not have been instructing a roadway
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/tontacosita/status/2007549695183503617?s=46
  46. kyle, you ever get this one on Duolingo?
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    So 4am at Cullen’s?
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll be sleeping over actually
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sleepover!
  50. We can stay up all night braiding each others hair and doing k
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    And playing snowboard kids on the Nintendo 64
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    I do fondly remember staying up all night on blow at Alex Masso’s house while we played Mario kart
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    And playing the longest game of risk
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    His house was right next to the mountain
  55. You hop out and you’re there
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Happy J6, J6ers
    Kyle Derrick
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
  58. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2008564196313878693?s=20
    Brian Ambuel
  59. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/grok/status/2007114169242288473
    3
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck that is so so good
  61. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/rdd147/status/2008168955836580171
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wait, you mean to tell me that the robot that doesn’t exist, which is going to be worth $100 trillion bajillion dollars and eliminate all poverty, isn’t right around the corner
  63. Daniel Miller avatar
    The hard fork guys did something interesting for once.
  64. https://x.com/GergelyOrosz/status/2008449106436411846
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s a crown
  66. Matt avatar
    Is it? I thought the original was sent but this is talking about the original being AI slop
  67. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ahhhh yeah you’re right sorry haha
  68. Daniel Miller avatar
    What’s a crown
    2
  69. Matt avatar
    Sharing something that’s already been shared in the thread
  70. The Evan special
    Cullen Conway
  71. Daniel Miller avatar
    O yes, definitely worthy of a demerit.
  72. How do we shame people for sharing slop thinking its real
  73. I guess we can stick with Evan special
  74. Matt avatar
    Yea that story was pretty fishy
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That makes me feel better about how often I use those services
  76. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTGet3dEmai/?igsh=ajQ0MDZzb2I0YWM5
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    Brian, Evan, and I saw people “protesting” on those during the big march last year
  78. Looks pretty fun
  79. Daniel Miller avatar
    Doesn’t two hours in a hot tub feel like way too long
  80. Matt avatar
    Maybe not when it’s cold as hell outside?
  81. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, how do we get a hot tub to the hrm parking lot
    Cullen Conway
  82. There has to be a way
  83. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Where do you even put your beer on that thing
  84. Daniel Miller avatar
    Do you ever put in a hard good days work and just refuse to do anything more than half-assed the rest of the year
    2
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It would be sick to do as a bunch of middle aged men getting wasted
    2
  86. Look I may have shared and continue to share misinformation
  87. But it’s part of a larger government psyop
  88. Etc
  89. 
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/mattschneidman/status/2008594141308219551?s=46
  91. Looks like a game time decision to me