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Monday, January 5, 2026

  1. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/miakhalifa/status/2007916178401034251
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
  3. Genuinely surprised packers at bears aren’t the mnf game
  4. Matt avatar
    Why
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Its literally the only actual rivalry game on the entire slate
  6. Matt avatar
    Typical packer fan main character syndrome
  7. Prime Time Saturday night not big enough
  8. Steelers/Ravens being Sunday night this week probably forces them into one of the final slots next week to not give the other team a competitive advantage
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s true yeah that makes sense
  10. Matt avatar
    This steelers drive has been hilarious
  11. Burned all their timeouts what are they doing
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s funny I just turned that on
  13. Apparently I turned it on at the right time
  14. Matt avatar
    Last drive of rogers career incoming
  15. Matt avatar
    Dusting off your old Rogers jersey?
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn this is wild
  17. Matt avatar
    This is hilarious
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    What happened I’m putting Maeve down
  19. Matt avatar
    Pitt scored again
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Missed xp
  21. Ravens are gonna win it now
  22. Matt avatar
    Yeah they are
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Win it for stav
  24. Personally I think that a 9 win team making the playoffs is both an abomination and an affront to god
  25. Matt avatar
    How do you shank the xp so bad
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ok I’m turning it on
  27. Matt avatar
    It is but it’s different when it’s the division winner that just means your in a dog shit division
  28. Wild card single digit winner is gross
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan do you let him run into the endzone after that long return?
  30. Matt avatar
    Pitt kicker to kill himself
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    If he had hit it they still would have been down 1 though…
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    Oh fuck never mind haha
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I hope Lamar doesn’t get emergency diarrhea here
  35. Matt avatar
    Crazy catch
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    Indeed
  37. He hung up there
  38. Matt avatar
    Steelers winning would have been funnier
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I guess the packers Steelers rematch Super Bowl is officially off
  40. Rodgers last drive in the nfl was a td tho so that’s fun
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    Omg
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Omg
  43. But he jumped over the center
  44. Isn’t that illegal
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    Man the shit Steelers get to keep playing
  46. Matt avatar
    Hahaha
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wait tho isn’t it a flag if you jump over the center on a kick attempt
  48. Matt avatar
    Steelers limping into the playoffs every year to get bounced first round is a great bit
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  50. Matt avatar
    You can’t leap off someone
  51. You can jump over
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    O ok
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    Did they not update their headline?
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s hilarious
  55. Packers Steelers Super Bowl still on
  56. Matt avatar
    Always love when the funniest outcome happens
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That was definitely the funniest outcome
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/polymarket/status/2007501141475733940?s=46
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    4d chess
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think it falls under GAAP
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was wondering if Trump was going to pay himself that reward
    Evan Bbbender
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/electricisraeli/status/2007616398416326825?s=46
  63. Lmao
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    MHX is open today!
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Get dafuq outta here
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Star too
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’ll need to go this week then
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
    Friday could be deep…
  69. Then we can stay up there and watch Dux on my phone in the yurt
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yurt?
  71. Thursday probably better tbh
  72. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can’t do Thursday
  73. Seemed like Friday was better for most people
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It would kind of be fun to go up with all the boys except you tho
    Daniel Miller
  75. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah
  76. Daniel Miller avatar
    They both look awesome
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    There’s a chance I could pull Thursday but I prefer Friday and if it snows hard all the way until Friday and then clears that could be the sweet spo
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah that’s what I’m thinking as well
  79. Since there is supposed to be snow through Thursday night
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Either way
  81. I’ll have a rental car Friday and would prefer not to drive but I could if Cullen doesn’t have any coffee
  82. Cullen Conway avatar
    I could drive my car Friday most likely
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    O boy. Lets pull up that alpenstube menu
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    $40 chicken tenderloin
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    >roll up to the mountain
    >open all doors
    >crack a beer
    >max volume “we are Charlie Kirk
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    >shit pants
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s before
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/timeimmemorial_/status/2008177461763485954?s=46
    Brian Ambuel
  89. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/DMichaelTripi/status/2008231620931727419
  90. Daniel Miller avatar
    We have to do that! If we don’t China will win the only Fans race!
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan Bbbender2
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Everyone in this chat with children certainly has many many times
  93. Brian Ambuel avatar
    That’s not a thrill it’s just a Friday
  94. Matt avatar
    Anyone have a plumber in town they like?
  95. Cullen Conway avatar
    We used three mountain or something and it was fine
  96. Kyle Derrick avatar
  97. Fuck 3 mountains
  98. They tried to get me to replace a bunch of shit that was unnecessary
  99. Matt avatar
    Crouchley Plumbing is cool though?
  100. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I liked them last time I used them.
  101. But it was for a minor job
  102. D and F is another one I see around often though I don’t have first hand experience with them
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/askperplexity/status/2008200618004095195?s=46
  104. Lol
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/travishunterszn/status/2008162039382835205?s=46
  106. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wow they even opened vista today
  107. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Veesta
  108. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/aliwoodsgigs/status/2008215583305728398?s=46
  109. Daniel Miller avatar
    I just watched that, it made me lol.
  110. I felt ashamed to send it
  111. But I’m glad you did
  112. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s what I’m here for
  113. Daniel Miller avatar
    Are people even on their own twitter feeds anymore, everything is just put me in a bikini and the same recycled viral videos or ai slo
  114. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Videos from hood look very nice today
  115. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah it looked empty
  116. In a good way