Friday, December 19, 2025

Oooo Trump may have just given me 2 more holidays

And definitely brian

Borderline 👑

I think it’s still kind of a crown?

?

Oh the Reddit thing I didn’t go into

Is there a statute of limitations on a crown?

https://x.com/pukicho/status/2001680564961890450

Fallout is so good

https://x.com/AdamCSharp/status/2001765544970850638

Happy Epstein day to those who celebrate

Huh that’s funny because angoust is also lobster I did not know homard was lobster as well

Now I’m in a lobster rabbit hole

Fuck you! Today this leaf day in this household

L’angouste is a spiny lobster, the kind that doesn’t really pinch whereas homard is your traditional lobster

It’s going to be cool when the Epstein files somehow only mention bill Clinton and bill gates

And that Obama is somehow thrown in there

We don’t get leaf day in these poor parts

I guess that’s why I said fuck you?

Leaf day is tiered system

The nicest neighborhood don’t even get towed if their cars are in the way

(Brian)

Let’s go brian

There was a moment the last night in Mexico where there was a big dry branch on the ground and Craig went up to it and started stepping on it saying “smash, smash, smash”. And at that moment I really felt a kinship with hi

He just like me fr

Except a successful surgeon

Could have been you

What you’re saying is it’s time for Bender to apply to med school?

I’m saying he should start doing surgeries without training

I’ve been keeping this a secret but he did my gash

I think he was blackout but the drugs kept him lucid enough

Made it or fucked it?

Los dos

Yeah obviously our lives have taken dramatically different paths

But it’s heartening to know that that the smash smash smash can live in the noblest of professional hearts

Anyways. Anyone want to come be miserable at the dmv with me?

Are you replacing the smashed ID?

Yeah

Kyle I think this is for you

I almost posted that yesterday it’s so gnarly

Yeah but gumbo is dank

Fair point

$125 just order it and find out

Never

I’d rather have a hoen with my dawgs

Anyone finna have a sammie

https://x.com/misterminsoo/status/2002014606084936112

That’s alarming

How do you think trump would do

I write in E) Horny

“Doctor, his BP is dropping, we need to…did you just whisper smash smash smash?”

I’m just gonna go to laurelhurst if anyone wants to join

Can’t today

No worries

I’ll have 3 drinks for you

Is that 3 drinks plus 3 side beers?

It’s actually 1 pizza and 9 beers

The perfect Friday

You would be a god amongst men if you ate a whole pizza and had 9 beers

Ascend!

The CDMX challenge

I haven’t mmmed in ages

Feels great baby

This fell for it again award is chefs kiss

Love me some predator 2

I downloaded the latest predator movie recently but have not given it a watch yet

There is only predator 1 & 2

I’m intrigued by the new one

I will watch anything alien or predator

Yeah same

Especially alien vs predator

Anyone wanna see Marty supreme

Not today but in general

Yes

Could be interested. After seeing the smashing machine I think Bennie might be the cool Safdie and Josh is probably the one who’s good at making movies

Only one way to know for sure though

Ma this has been a long week

Horny for alcohol

Hoeni

At least I have a date with a rich white lady later

https://x.com/realchalamet/status/2002122399148654927?s=46

🤮