Thursday, November 27, 2025

Not weekend adjacent

Yes it is

Holiday adjacent

Holidays are spiritually the weekend

Well I am “working” on Friday

But tomorrow is a holiday so Thursday becomes weekend adjacent

I’m creaming on a shit

Kyle creamer

Dude it’ll be fun

We’ll drink and be merry

Naw I got a 6 day bender ahead, dint need to make it 7

Kk

Coward

Sounds like you’re the coward too afraid to get a solo creamer

Be a man, drink alone

Damn you hit me with that uno reverse card

Damn Homer caked up

https://x.com/sleeperpackers/status/1993773298883416077?s=46

Thanks for the franchise record, now go fuck yourself

These hoes ain’t loyal

https://x.com/thenfldrop/status/1993768412846215243?s=46

This really made me like George Pickens

I’m watching stranger things and this shit is terrible

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home

Maeve is watching the parade and Shaggy just came on singing wasn’t me on a giant turkey

I just smashed my dick into a million pieces

Was it your last resort?

And I remained the same

It was my 3rd choice

https://x.com/paythebillspod/status/1993756370886381860?s=46

Matt?

Wrong.

This is what I want

Oooo

Piss party at the Woodmans

Mmm lacohol

Prove it

I also just mmm alcohol’d

Cheers boys, happy Thanksgiving

Good on cullen for putting his hoeneys where his widdle mouf is

Love to see the boys drinking

I waited for halftime out of respect for my family

I’m not drinking yet :(

Evan this is a famous day drinking holiday

Just give me time I’ll get there

Evan hates thanksgiving apparently

The food is bad!

That’s cause you’re not drinking!

Is marna making a brisket?

She’s in Cali

https://x.com/pitbull/status/7618952465223680

Jesus Pitbull…

Que ricooooooooo

This is a big fourth down

Cullen locked it for the pack

Wow

No shoe no catch

We did it guys

Congratulations to all

Damn hell yeah

Lemme see that turducken

You don’t like Thanksgiving food bro

My stream ended before the turducken was brought out!!

WHAT THE FUCK MATT

Talk to the NFL they run that shit

What the actual fuck

So is this shooting in dc another false flag?

Pat Mahomes Kermit voice: I’m here

Did you take a chunk out of your hair?

No just receding hairline

It’s like the side of your head

Nah just receding hairline

This is not on the Norwood scale

Kyle is digging in on this

Hmm

Nevermind it is

Bro it is literally just receding hairline

There’s a little tuft that’s bent down if you really want to analyze it

Giving it the appearance of a chunk missing

No entiendo

Eat fuck

That’s later

Eat Turk

Washington Post posting this story today of all days

Doesn’t say anything about excessive drinking

That’s how you counteract it

Tell that to James gandolfini

Hey dan

Merry toyotathon

It does

I like that the first step is “indulge”

Like I said

Tell that to James gandolfini and his order of fried shrimp x7 along with multiple cocktails and fois gras

Literally why he died

Probably cuz he was taking ssris too

Or was that just Tony

He was humongous

New Christmas movie being added to my canon

You watched?

Not yet. I think it inspires home alone

Showing at Hollywood

So you know it’s good

Or terrible, but fun

Yeah it has to be terrible but good in a campy way

New years gandolfini challenge to kick in 2026?

Drunk now

Happy Thanksgiving todos

Now we’re talkin

Happy Thanksgiving fellas

Prove it

This post Malone shot sucks